Something to that effect, yes.

The viewer is Nintendo

Why are they naked.

It appears that I'm not the only one wondering why exactly they are naked...

Attack on consoles!

Exactly as I planned.........

Why are they naked.

 

It's a very complicated relationship. Some days they're content to give each other intense periods of penetration, other days they just feel the need to curbstomp one another. Some days they do both, as seen in the pic.

 

It would appear that Sony is the top though. 

It's a very complicated relationship. Some days they're content to give each other intense periods of penetration, other days they just feel the need to curbstomp one another. Some days they do both, as seen in the pic.

 

It would appear that Sony is the top though. 

HOLY FUCK IT'S ETERNA.

HOLY FUCK IT'S ETERNA.

 

Hey, been awhile. I assume you are now of legal age.

 

Take your pants off. 

Hey, been awhile. I assume you are now of legal age.

 

Take your pants off. 

Not quite.

 

Doesn't matter. My body is ready for you.

Not quite.

 

Doesn't matter. My body is ready for you.

 

Then it can never be. 

 

Eterna lives for the hunt, for the forbidden fruit, by willingly giving yourself to me the instinctual drive has evaporated. 

Then it can never be. 

 

Eterna lives for the hunt, for the forbidden fruit, by willingly giving yourself to me the instinctual drive has evaporated. 

 

You make me sad.

 

Here I am, offering myself to you... and you turn me down? Do you understand the weight of this? To have me is a privelege... an honor... why would you refuse an honor?

You make me sad.

 

Here I am, offering myself to you... and you turn me down? Do you understand the weight of this? To have me is a privelege... an honor... why would you refuse an honor?

 

Yes, you are a privilege, an honor, and so much more. But it turns out you're not for me. I have commitments now, responsibilities that I must adhere to. In another time, in another life, but not this life.

 

Do not be sad, the prospects for you are limitless. Somewhere out there is a strong independent Black man who needs some icing on his chocolate, he will love you more than I ever could and he will truly recognize you for the special prize that you are. I am talking of course about Chris Brown. Here he is holding a puppy:

 

 

How do I know this you may ask? Because if you remember I am a firetrucking amazing and whimsical Fortune Teller. 

Yes, you are a privilege, an honor, and so much more. But it turns out you're not for me. I have commitments now, responsibilities that I must adhere to. In another time, in another life, but not this life.

 

Do not be sad, the prospects for you are limitless. Somewhere out there is a strong independent Black man who needs some icing on his chocolate, he will love you more than I ever could and he will truly recognize you for the special prize that you are. I am talking of course about Chris Brown. Here he is holding a puppy:

 

 

How do I know this you may ask? Because if you remember I am a firetrucking amazing and whimsical Fortune Teller. 

 

That's a cute puppy right there.

 

I am talking of course about Chris Brown. With those big puppy dog eyes. That dog needs to GTFO of the picture though.

 

 

Edited June 11, 201312 yr by Rainbow Dash

Then it can never be. 

 

Eterna lives for the hunt, for the forbidden fruit, by willingly giving yourself to me the instinctual drive has evaporated. 

 

What..?

 

Attack on consoles!

 

brilliant.

What..?

 

Basically, I'm saying I don't wan't to go to jail, but I'm saying it all cool like to be hip with the kids. 

 

Kids like animalistic sexual urges, right?