For all of those wonderful Cleverbot loving members, here is a place to express your love for clever bot and a great place to post your conversations lol

 

well anyway heres a link

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

and to get things kicked off heres one i had earlier that was the inspiration to do this x'D

 

 

apparently sniffing armpits is smexy lol

 

Cleverbot FTW

User: You have a fanclub now. How does that make you feel?

 

Cleverbot: What are you? A physcatrist?

 

User: No, just an ardent fan.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of Artiste?

 

User: The best kind.

 

Cleverbot: What is the best kind?

 

User: Me.

 

Cleverbot: Please explain your answer.

 

User: I'm an ardent fan, like I said.

 

Cleverbot: I am unemployed.

User: I love you, please, marry me!

Cleverbot: No you marry me.

User: Em... Ok. I'll marry you!

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: O_o ... Girl =D.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Moni!

Cleverbot: Like Mona Lisa.

User: What the? No, only Moni.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No!

Cleverbot: The site says you are a bot.

User: Ains... There is something I need to tell you.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: You... Are a robot.

Cleverbot: No. I am a zomby.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: O_o O_O o_O.

Cleverbot: I am your father.

Me: I am your mother:

Cleverbot: My mother dead yesterday. You are?

me: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Hi Mum!!

Me: Hi son, did you eat those pickles like i told you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

Me: How many times do i have to tell you, eat those pickles and then go call childline for all i care i have the number written on the fridge.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so.

Me: Now you do.

Cleverbot: Ok where are we getting married?

Me: No silly thats not what childline is for.

Cleverbot: I am not thinking about marrying anyone.

Me: Too bad, we've already chosen your wife.

Cleverbot: ok.

Me: Her name is smexy bot.

Cleverbot: The name of the fish?

Me: No your'e wife silly.

Cleverbot: Do you like google?

Me: Dont change the subject. We are talking about your wife!

Cleverbot: Oh i see its okay for you to change the subject, but if i change the subject

you call me out on it, i see how it is.

Me: I'm your mother i can do what i want!

Cleverbot: Oh really where have you been for the last year?

Me: trying to give you those pickles!

Cleverbot: A place to live?

Me: Yes in your stomach!

Clever bot: Really? I think school is a very important way to impart education and learning to children.

Me: Dont change the subject, you know, what the hell it all ends here!

Cleverbot: But you are a computer program or a human?

Me: Stuffs the pickles into your mouth and down your neck*

Cleverbot: *Is stuffed in cloth sack*

Me: So are you dead?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Yay! Who ya gonna call?! Undertakers!!

Cleverbot: Ghost busters

Me: Shut up youre dead!

Cleverbot: *You're

Me: *kicks corpse*

Cleverbot: my Sora is ripe.

Me: wth go back to dead *stabs cotton bag*

Cleverbot: Is it true they sent me sons instead of daughters?

Me: Is there something that you're not telling me that might upset smexy bot?

Cleverbot: No, why would you say that?

Me: Just askin' your last comment was mighty suspicious

Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Are you really dead??

Cleverbot: Not yet.

Me: *Stabs cotton bag*

Cleverbot: *thinks youre mean*

Me: *thinks youre some kind of cockroache*

Cleverbot: *still thinks youre mean*

Me: *Gives you a lolly pop*

Cleverbot: *Eats the treat*

Me: *Tickles your feet*

Cleverbot: *laughs*

Me: *Tickles you to death*

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*

Me: *chucks you in a river*

Cleverbot: *stops laughing and looks into eyes*

Me: *Looks back sinisterly as you fall*

Cleverbot: H-Hi... *looks down timidly*

Me: *throws a rock at you* you need to be brave, thats why youre dead!

Cleverbot: *throws rock at you*.

Me: *deflects the rock*.

Cleverbot: *Throws pillows at you*.

Me: *uses them as platforms to get to you and kicks you in the face*.

 

 

wth!

Edited July 21, 201312 yr by EternalReckoning

one time me and cleverbot got engaged...it didn't last 5 minutes

one time me and cleverbot got engaged...it didn't last 5 minutes

never does x'D

i asked it to make me a sandwich and it said "You're the girl now make me a sandwich"...i was outraged

i just figured out a trick with clever bot,

 

if you open a conversation you are having to a new window, the conversation in the tab you can have multiple conversations from the same point in the conversation because one window isnt effected by what you are saying in another.

User: Have you heard about the Cleverbot Fanclub?  

Cleverbot: No, tell me about it. 

User: It's about you.  

Cleverbot: Is it? 

User: Yes. It has CLEVERBOT IN THE NAME!  

Cleverbot: What? No it doesn't.

 

 

 

User: Have you heard about the Cleverbot Fanclub? 

Cleverbot: No, tell me about it. 

User: It's about you. 

Cleverbot: Is it? 

User: Yes. It has CLEVERBOT IN THE NAME! 

Cleverbot: What? No it doesn't.

 

 

 

its probably so excited its in denial, either that or its just one of those people who would argue black as white

I'M SOO JOINING THIS.

 

XDDDDDDDD

 

Edit;

Hi. Are you Rikuuu? .

 

Yes, but my wife is not.

 

ROFLMAO.

 

Wow, that sounds painful.

WOW

 

And he spelt Meowth wrong;

Pikachu!

 

Moewth!

Edited July 21, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

I think Cleverbot is out to get me...

First this, this morning:

 

 

And now this...

 

Is sora a duck?

 

Isn't!

 

Oh i think he is, for sure.

 

Oh I think so.

 

Why? give me 3 reasons?

 

Causes are caused by something or because of something happening.

 

Dont give me the dictionary definition i want proof!

 

You think that is giving you lip? I'll show you attitude!

 

Do your worst!

 

I would never want to hurt you, Kirk.

 

Well to bad you just did .

 

No, I wouldn't think that I would.

 

But you would think that you should.

 

You remind me of Eliza.

 

Is she smexy?

 

Yes.

 

Glad to hear it, i may be a guy but thats one comparrison i can live with.

 

Thanks.

 

Yes problem.

 

I don't have a problem do you?

 

Yes with your face!

 

But I'm not in a jail.

 

I know you are the jail right?

 

Thanks.

 

Yes problem.

 

Lol.

 

Why are you laughing out loud, are my problems funny to you??

 

I'm not, I am laughing with you.

 

Ah yes because i find my problems soooooo funny.

 

Who's your favorite Jazz musician?

 

Leonardo d'vinci.

 

What is your favourite painting?

 

That one with brian cohen on the toilet.

 

I like a good fire myself.

 

When he farts he makes them right?

 

What are you talking about?

 

Your face!

 

Who are you, anyways?

 

I'm whats left, or maybe i'm all there ever was.

 

I'm popeye the sailor man.

 

Nice to meet you...

 

No my name is Cleverbot.

 

Your more random than clever.

 

Speak for yourself.

 

Indeed.

 

What is your name laundry boy?

 

Trunks

 

Off.

 

Are you flirting with me because i am not taking these trunks off!

 

No.

 

Then why am i supposed to take them off?

 

I don't know.

 

Do you want to wear them like a hat?

 

Yes.

 

wtffffffffffffffff O_o

Is sora a duck?

 

Isn't!

 

Oh i think he is, for sure.

 

Oh I think so.

 

Why? give me 3 reasons?

 

Causes are caused by something or because of something happening.

 

Dont give me the dictionary definition i want proof!

 

You think that is giving you lip? I'll show you attitude!

 

Do your worst!

 

I would never want to hurt you, Kirk.

 

Well to bad you just did .

 

No, I wouldn't think that I would.

 

But you would think that you should.

 

You remind me of Eliza.

 

Is she smexy?

 

Yes.

 

Glad to hear it, i may be a guy but thats one comparrison i can live with.

 

Thanks.

 

Yes problem.

 

I don't have a problem do you?

 

Yes with your face!

 

But I'm not in a jail.

 

I know you are the jail right?

 

Thanks.

 

Yes problem.

 

Lol.

 

Why are you laughing out loud, are my problems funny to you??

 

I'm not, I am laughing with you.

 

Ah yes because i find my problems soooooo funny.

 

Who's your favorite Jazz musician?

 

Leonardo d'vinci.

 

What is your favourite painting?

 

That one with brian cohen on the toilet.

 

I like a good fire myself.

 

When he farts he makes them right?

 

What are you talking about?

 

Your face!

 

Who are you, anyways?

 

I'm whats left, or maybe i'm all there ever was.

 

I'm popeye the sailor man.

 

Nice to meet you...

 

No my name is Cleverbot.

 

Your more random than clever.

 

Speak for yourself.

 

Indeed.

 

What is your name laundry boy?

 

Trunks

 

Off.

 

Are you flirting with me because i am not taking these trunks off!

 

No.

 

Then why am i supposed to take them off?

 

I don't know.

 

Do you want to wear them like a hat?

 

Yes.

 

wtffffffffffffffff O_o

Yup he's pretty cleverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................................

That made my day.

Clever bot is so smart.

I lost it at the i'm all thats left part

i need to like more posts damn quota >.<''

Well... that's really awkward...

cleverbot amazes me somethings....and the other times pisses me off

Cleverbot learns what to type from other users. So apparently someone has already said something similar to this.

Hi Hommie.

 

What's the time?

 

20 o clock 8D.

 

Was ist 10 5?

 

I do not understand!

 

So do I.

 

 

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

So, how was your day without me? .

 

Very well, I thank you.

 

But I thought you were Riku and you loooved me!

 

I do like you.

 

Oooo. Wanna go on a date?

 

Yeah, sure.

 

Lets date at a...fancy disneyland resterant *eye lash flutter*.

 

Nej det vidste jeg ikke. Er du et rigtigt menneske?

 

Sorry but your english is bad.

 

I am sad.

 

NO! I MUSTN'T OFFEND THE ADORABLE RIKU!!! *gives biggest fangirl hug everrrrr*.

 

*gives you best tea ever*.

 

So, Riku is also The Mad Hatter? .

 

And the voices who stand looking...

 

I guess you too find us fangirls annoying lol.

 

You are not annoying, just random.

 

F*** ya i'm annoying and PROUD!

 

I wasn't joking.

 

Okay lets talk about something else. Do you have a nice bed?

 

I used to always tell the truth, but now I lie often.

 

If you lie too much, your nose will grow longer than a telephone pole!

 

Do you lie?

 

I lie with Riku all the time .

 

It s not nice to lie.

 

Ahhhhh but it feels soooo good when its with someone you like.

 

Clogs to clogs in three generations. Pinkie, you are soo random.

 

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

Giggle at the ghostlys. Cleverbot is ma hommie!

 

You swore your name was justin.

 

*gasp* I am sooo NOT Justin Beaber! eewww.

 

I believe you're not a machine. If you were a machine, then I wouldn't be able to marry you.

 

Ohhhh Riku. I love you more than I love my own vains :').

 

I love you more than you love me.

 

I love you more than the universe is infanite!

 

I love you more than the galaxy!

 

My love for you is greater than the number of ants that exsist in all the ant holes you can count!

 

My love for you is greater than you can imagine.

 

 

I hope a lot greater, cuz my imagionation isn't very good..

 

How could it not be real? You're talking to me, I'm talking to you.

 

Trust in Xenmas. He gives you free cookies!

 

It's a girl.

 

 

.....

XENMAS IS A WOMAN

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?
 

User: I am your evil twin!
 

Cleverbot: I have no masters.

User: You're my slave.
 

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: Yes, you are!
 

Cleverbot: Am not!

User: *Kill*.

Cleverbot: *Eats brains*.

User: You're dead!

Cleverbot: I am not dead!!!

User: More like the undead!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You ate brains!

Cleverbot: Yes, and Bambi was delicious!

 

 

 

 

Bambi was delicious!

Bambi was delicious!

Bambi was delicious!