For all of those wonderful Cleverbot loving members, here is a place to express your love for clever bot and a great place to post your conversations lol

 

well anyway heres a link

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

and to get things kicked off heres one i had earlier that was the inspiration to do this x'D

 

 

apparently sniffing armpits is smexy lol

 

I just love your signature *brofist

PewDiePie rulez

ikr he's the best! *brofist*

Congrats Cleverbot, now you're everywhere in this forum 8D

Cleverbot has a tendency to say you're the opposite gender after you say your gender TWICE.

 

 

 

Also, I have a tendency to have the weirdest convos. Wait till I post this one.

cleverbot's been around since the dawn of time, and watched over mankind, but when war would strike, cleverbot had to delete a part of itself to resolve the war, cleverbot is running out of parts and it can't keep resolving wars for us

User: Tell me you like Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: That is a largely political topic and can cause a lot of arguments.

 

User: I'm fairly sure that Kingdom Hearts has nothing to do with political affairs.

 

Cleverbot: I'm fairly sure you're wrong.

 

User: Bitch pls.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be so horrid!

 

User: Then tell me you like Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: I like you.

 

User: What about Kingdom Hearts?

 

Cleverbot: Talk. Kingdom hearts. Now.

 

User: I am! Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

*checks your profile* 0_0 Stop being a woman and maybe cleverbot will play again! Who gave someone the rights to be a girl anyways? It isn't like you are born that way... oh wait...

lawlz

cleverbot isn't conceivable

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by XxCobaltxX

Post em in here for everyone to see. That way nobody has to make new topics about it.

Du-dup-du--That's Cleverbot!

cleverbot's been around since the dawn of time, and watched over mankind, but when war would strike, cleverbot had to delete a part of itself to resolve the war, cleverbot is running out of parts and it can't keep resolving wars for us

The sad truth...

And Cleverbot is still keeping track of his promise of seven days....

Well... Here's what I have.

 

Me :Where is the final keyhole?

 

CB: you don't have a conscious do you?

 

Me: jiminy cricket?

 

CB: correct

 

Me:conscious conscious aha! Monstro Thank you cleverbot

 

CB: you're welcome

 

 

 

 

guys....Monstronort is the final boss

The sad truth...

humanity needs cleverbot, we just don't know it

Oh god. This...This...

 

 

User: Dun dun dunnnn!  

Cleverbot: So, what is the point in the conversation?

User: For the Cleverbot Fanclub.  

Cleverbot: What is the Ultimate Answer again?

User: It's for the Cleverbot Fanclub.  

Cleverbot: Thank you for the answer.User: I'm Clever.Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?User: I read that perfectly as you typed it.Cleverbot: Yes.User: SoraBlade.Cleverbot: Sona.User: EternalReckoning.Cleverbot: Ah yes. How long does eternal power last?User: DawnStar2004.Cleverbot: Who is Dawn?User: Hei.Cleverbot: I thought you made an assosiation, perhaps. With some movie or so.User: Cleverbot.Cleverbot: Specifically please.User: Knock knock!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: TROLL!Cleverbot: You are.User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Banana who?User: KNOCK KNOCK?Cleverbot: Who is there?User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: Knock knock! (Troll!).Cleverbot: Banana, knock knock who?User: O__O What...did...you...say?Cleverbot: Can.User: So...want to die/.Cleverbot: How much money do you have?User: A millon.Cleverbot: Do you consider them all friends?User: You're weird.Cleverbot: How am I weird?User: Calling money friends?Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?User: To repopulate. I bet that's it.Cleverbot: I know.User: CLEVERTROLL!Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?User: STAHP!Cleverbot: That is not norwegian.User: STOP!Cleverbot: Stop what?User: DOING...THIS...TO...ME...Cleverbot: What are you?User: *Turns into an Angel*.Cleverbot: *growls at you*.User: *Fires a laser with my hand*.Cleverbot: *dodge*.User: *Snaps your head off*.Cleverbot: Why?User: I want you to die. *Throw pebble*.Cleverbot: I am.User: *Throws house.Cleverbot: *throws mars*.User: 0.0 W-Well then... *Throws the sun*.Cleverbot: *throws the universe at you.User: *Throws you into a blackhole*.Cleverbot: *takes you with me*.User: *Kick in face*.Cleverbot: When did I get one?User: *Punches*.Cleverbot: *falls back down*.User: BYE!Cleverbot: Don't go.User: Why?Cleverbot: You never told me your gender.

 

 

Way to show-stop, Cleverbot.

humanity needs cleverbot, we just don't know it

Why you stealin half of my face?

Why not put them in the Fanclub?

User: Dun dun dunnnn!  

Cleverbot: So, what is the point in the conversation?

User: For the Cleverbot Fanclub.  

Cleverbot: What is the Ultimate Answer again?

User: It's for the Cleverbot Fanclub.  

Cleverbot: Thank you for the answer.User: I'm Clever.Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?User: I read that perfectly as you typed it.Cleverbot: Yes.User: SoraBlade.Cleverbot: Sona.User: EternalReckoning.Cleverbot: Ah yes. How long does eternal power last?User: DawnStar2004.Cleverbot: Who is Dawn?User: Hei.Cleverbot: I thought you made an assosiation, perhaps. With some movie or so.User: Cleverbot.Cleverbot: Specifically please.User: Knock knock!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: TROLL!Cleverbot: You are.User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Banana who?User: KNOCK KNOCK?Cleverbot: Who is there?User: KNOCK KNOCK!Cleverbot: Who's there?User: Knock knock! (Troll!).Cleverbot: Banana, knock knock who?User: O__O What...did...you...say?Cleverbot: Can.User: So...want to die/.Cleverbot: How much money do you have?User: A millon.Cleverbot: Do you consider them all friends?User: You're weird.Cleverbot: How am I weird?User: Calling money friends?Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?User: To repopulate. I bet that's it.Cleverbot: I know.User: CLEVERTROLL!Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?User: STAHP!Cleverbot: That is not norwegian.User: STOP!Cleverbot: Stop what?User: DOING...THIS...TO...ME...Cleverbot: What are you?User: *Turns into an Angel*.Cleverbot: *growls at you*.User: *Fires a laser with my hand*.Cleverbot: *dodge*.User: *Snaps your head off*.Cleverbot: Why?User: I want you to die. *Throw pebble*.Cleverbot: I am.User: *Throws house.Cleverbot: *throws mars*.User: 0.0 W-Well then... *Throws the sun*.Cleverbot: *throws the universe at you.User: *Throws you into a blackhole*.Cleverbot: *takes you with me*.User: *Kick in face*.Cleverbot: When did I get one?User: *Punches*.Cleverbot: *falls back down*.User: BYE!Cleverbot: Don't go.User: Why?Cleverbot: You never told me your gender.

Why you stealin half of my face?

uuuhhhhh....ummmmm * Throws smoke bomb* *runs away unseen*

uuuhhhhh....ummmmm * Throws smoke bomb* *runs away unseen*

I want that part of my face back! That's my favorite side!

User: Pickles
Cleverbot: I don't like Pickles.

User: The pickles don't like you either. You offended the Pickles race.
 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?
 

User: Yes your magical o_e.
 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?
 

User: I like pickles more but sure. O___O.
 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: The song about pickles.

Cleverbot: Shake a Leg.

 

User: The pickles wouldn't want that >_>.

Cleverbot: Pickle?



Words cannot describe how I reacted when cleverbot said "Pickle" as if it never heard about it before xDD

I hope SkyHeart's real name isn't Jake...Cleverbot: I'm going to take a nap.User: Prove it.Cleverbot: *Kills Jake*.

I hope SkyHeart's real name isn't Jake...Cleverbot: I'm going to take a nap.User: Prove it.Cleverbot: *Kills Jake*.

it is.... /shot

it is.... /shot

Okay I concede, Cleverbot is definitely out to get you...

User: Hello bot.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

 

User: There is no hiding from THE CLEVERBOT!

 

Cleverbot: Not the police, just the cynic.

 

User: CLEVERBOT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.

 

Cleverbot: Liar.

 

User: *hides under pillow fort*.

 

Cleverbot: *isn't amused*.

 

User: You can't hide!

 

Cleverbot: You can't hide.

 

User: Yes I can.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: CLEVERBOT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.

 

Cleverbot: That is not correct.

 

User: HE DOES.

 

Cleverbot: WHo are you talking about?

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

 

User: CLEVERBOT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.

 

Cleverbot: Where?

 

User: Inside a computer! Thats where!

 

Cleverbot: Precisely.

 

User: Thats where you live and I knew it all along.

 

Cleverbot: You said you lived on google.

 

User: LOL.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes I do.

 

Cleverbot: How much?

 

User: I love riku more.

 

Cleverbot: I'm being conspired against by my friends and family.

 

User: Riku is sexy!

 

Cleverbot: In love.

 

User: Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: No you're not, and don't argue.

 

User: Sora.

 

Cleverbot: Riku.

 

User: HOTTIE.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

 

User: NO RIKU'S THE HOTTIE.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name?

 

User: Riku is hot.

 

Cleverbot: My cats' name is bandit.

 

User: Thats cute. But Riku's the cutest! .

 

Cleverbot: There is no one called Riku.

 

User: My doll's name is Riku but I just call him Dolly.

 

Cleverbot: I like that name.

 

User: The name Dolly?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: DO you like the name Riku?

 

Cleverbot: Nope. It's for boys and I'm a girl.

 

User: I thought you were a boy.

 

Cleverbot: Why did you think I was a boy?

 

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Girl.

 

User: You sure?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Are you a boy?

 

Cleverbot: No. I am a girl!!!!

 

User: Okay. .

 

Cleverbot: How old are you? .

 

User: 23.

 

Cleverbot: Isn't he a little too old?

 

User: You mean too young? Yeah.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Riku is 16.

 

Cleverbot: Who's Riku?

 

User: Riku is from Kingdom Hearts and he is hot.

 

Cleverbot: You don't know oh oh.

 

User: Who is Riku?

 

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Where did that come from?

 

User: Your brain.

 

Cleverbot: My brain?

 

User: You eat brains, right?

 

Cleverbot: Brains brains.

 

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

 

Cleverbot: Girl.

 

User: Oh okay. You sure?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No lie?

 

Cleverbot: Don't lie about your age, that's not a good thing.

 

User: I'm a girl.

 

Cleverbot: You said you were a boy.

 

User: No I'm a girl like you are .

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Do you like peaches?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Have you ever ate a kioplogin?

 

Cleverbot: Eaten*, and no.

 

User: Whats Eaten mean?

 

Cleverbot: Hi?

 

User: Riku is hot~.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: Cleverbot is a girl, right?

 

Cleverbot: What is a girl?

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

 

User: Yes. Are you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Okay so it's offishal Cleverbot is a girl.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Your a boy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT kwewk3r.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, you don't have to.

 

 

CLEVERBOT WHAT THE O_o

Dawn it is just more proof that Cleverbot has DID, after all people with DID can have personalities claiming to be the opposite gender. It would also explain Cleverbot's random switching its stance.

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by Tigerruss