Me and Squishie were oh so terrible bored. So I had an idea...
(Warning, it's long. But worth it. Enjoy!)
Rebellexa: Hey! I thought of something you could do
Sorage55: i'm listening....
Rebellexa: Me and Trish have been meaning to plan something for weeks now
Rebellexa: And you can help us do it tonight
Sorage55: O_o
Rebellexa: You're going to it regardless, might as well put in some input
Sorage55: and so what is it that was being planned for weeks?
Rebellexa: The Baby Shower that Never Was
Sorage55: O_O
Sorage55: WTF?
Sorage55: oh wait......now I remember....-.-'
Rebellexa: ^^
Rebellexa: So, where should we start?
Sorage55: uhhhh idk.....
Rebellexa: >D
Rebellexa: I think it would primarily be mine, since poor Trish and Pao have been producing offspring with so many people no one can keep up
Sorage55: I guess so.
Rebellexa: And some how, defying the laws of physical science, I have managed to remain pregnant in the time it took them to produce 50+ offspring...
Sorage55: yes...i've wondered why they baby isn't ut then yet.
Rebellexa: Because I like it like this. >D That's why
Sorage55: I belive there's an ancient Cherokee tea that can be made, used for speedy childbirths.
Rebellexa: Then they're probably using that
Rebellexa: Either that or they're all part rabbit.
Sorage55: THEY STOLE MY RECEPIES!!! T_T
Sorage55: In Cherokee Indian mythology, the rabbit is the trickster.
Sorage55: Or a gambler of sorts
Rebellexa: XDDDDDD
Sorage55: always playing his way out of a deathly situation
Rebellexa: *coughLuxy'sabunnycoughcough*
Rebellexa: Anywho, you have an option. Plan the Shower or....
Sorage55: or...
Rebellexa: Go baby shopping with me again >D
Sorage55: Well the rabbit isn't much of a gambler THAT way, but there's another guy in Cherokee Mythology called Untsaiyi (The Gambler) He's a shape-shifter, a gambler and he's made of bronze and best friends with beavers....don't ask....
Rebellexa: I won't...
Rebellexa: So what's your choice? >D
Sorage55: Oh, actually he's made of Brass, not bronze
Sorage55: *facedesk* uhhhhhhhhh I guess we'll plan the shower.
Rebellexa: You're trying to avoid it, aren't you?
Rebellexa: I'm a Zexy fangirl, I'm immune to manipulation of the mind
Sorage55: crap -.-'
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: Then lety's plan the bloody shoer, I can't stand another shoppping trip...and neither can my wallet....
Sorage55: (typos -.-')
Rebellexa: Okay! 8D
Sorage55: how the Hell is a shower to be planned anyways?
Rebellexa: Let's see... First we need to go shopping for all the stuff!
Sorage55: O.O' wait....WHAT?!
Rebellexa: (You really think I know? )
Rebellexa: ^^
Rebellexa: We need streamers, cake, crap like that.
Sorage55: I'M BESEIGED!
Rebellexa: We also need to figure out some games
Sorage55: TRICKED!
Rebellexa: So do that
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: FOOLED!
Rebellexa: Yup
Sorage55: crap -.-'
Rebellexa: Soo... gimmie yer wallet
Sorage55: hands over wallet in tears T_T
Rebellexa: VICTORY!
Sorage55: *FF victory theme plays* -.-'
Rebellexa: LETS GO PICK OUT A CAKE! *grabs his arm and drags him off to Wal-Mart*
Sorage55: *is grabbed and dragged along*
Rebellexa: Hmmm... *is looking at the cakes*
Rebellexa: OMGGASP!!*throws out arm which hits him in the stomach*
Rebellexa: LOOK LOOK LOOK
Sorage55: *is in pain*
Sorage55: x_x
Rebellexa: ORG XIII AS BABIES
Rebellexa: ON A CAKE
Sorage55: "crap" -.-' *looks at price tag*
Rebellexa: AND A BABY-SHADES OF COLORS COLORED NOBODY SYMBOL
Rebellexa: AND THE BABY XEMMY IS HITTING BABY SORA
Rebellexa: THIS IS PERFECT
Sorage55: "double crap" -.-'
Rebellexa: *screams for a Bakery person to come*
Sorage55: *triple crap*
Rebellexa: *dumps wallet on counter*
Sorage55: *quadruple crap*
Rebellexa: *pays and orders to be delivered on.... insert day here*
Rebellexa: *sweeps rest of money back into wallet and skips off with it*
Rebellexa: TO THE PARTY DEPARTMENT!
Sorage55: *quintuple crap*
Rebellexa: Hmmm..
Rebellexa: Do you see anything baby-related? All I see is wedding crap...
Sorage55: *tried to hide the entrance to the baby supply aisle*
Rebellexa: Why are you freak - OMG
Rebellexa: BABY SUPPLY
Rebellexa: *runs past him*
Sorage55: *spins ravinously as she rushes past me*
Rebellexa: *pulls shopping cart out of thin air*
Sorage55: *is dizzy*
Rebellexa: *fills it up*
Rebellexa: OOH!
Rebellexa: BLACK STREAMERS!
Rebellexa: OOH! BLACK BOOTIES!
Sorage55: *O_e*
Rebellexa: OOH! MORE BLACK BABY-RELATED DECORATION!
Sorage55: *o.e*
Rebellexa: ... This is gunna look more like a funeral
Rebellexa: OH WELL!
Rebellexa: *pulls random stuff off the shelves without even looking and throws it into the buggy*
Sorage55: *(I've never been to a wedding anyways, and only witnessed two funerals in my life)*
Rebellexa: (Good thing this isn't a wedding)
Sorage55: (yeah -.-')
Rebellexa: Ohmagad. I seem to be running out of space for more stuff.
Sorage55: *"Thank god..."*
Rebellexa: *sees a woman walking around with an empty buggy, which happens to be the last one*
Rebellexa: Dang.
Sorage55: "Well I guess this is all we can get, so sorry for the inconvience I guess were done now..."
Rebellexa: *goes up to the woman and demands the buggy.* Woman: NO! I need this! Me: GIMME THAT BUGGY WOMAN IM PREGNANT HERE! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT!? OMAHGAD PREGNANCY DISCRIMINATION!!!!
Rebellexa: *woman gives up buggy in shame*
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: *Is about to burst into tears*
Rebellexa: *starts filling that buggy up*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: Let's seee
Rebellexa: We need this, and that, and this, some of that,
Rebellexa: A few of that, this one's crap, that one, this one, some of this and that...
Sorage55: *sees the buggy fill up to a sort of mountain of supplies*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: SAFETY PIN! *throws them in the air like confetti*
Sorage55: *safety pins appear to have struck in my skin*
Rebellexa: Okay, I think we're done
Sorage55: *and my eyes*
Sorage55: *and my mouth*
Sorage55: *and the rest of my body, pretty much missing the buggy*
Rebellexa: Oh great! You got your blood all over them -_-
Sorage55: *sees that the safety pins are made of silver* "aWWW c'mon!"
Rebellexa: I would get more, but the shelves seem to be empty
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: Gawd, do they ever restock these things?
Rebellexa: Alright, I think we're done with that
Sorage55: *sees a store-brand truck outside in the parking lot filled with safety pins and other baby supplies. Grabs a rocket launcher and completely blows up the truck before Rebellexa could see*
Rebellexa: Now, I have to get more maternity because SOMEONE pulled a Saix last night and all of mine got shredded... *glare*
(Sorry Trish, I promise we'll plan it
)
Me and Squishie were oh so terrible bored. So I had an idea...
(Warning, it's long. But worth it. Enjoy!)
Rebellexa: Hey! I thought of something you could do
Sorage55: i'm listening....
Rebellexa: Me and Trish have been meaning to plan something for weeks now
Rebellexa: And you can help us do it tonight
Sorage55: O_o
Rebellexa: You're going to it regardless, might as well put in some input
Sorage55: and so what is it that was being planned for weeks?
Rebellexa: The Baby Shower that Never Was
Sorage55: O_O
Sorage55: WTF?
Sorage55: oh wait......now I remember....-.-'
Rebellexa: ^^
Rebellexa: So, where should we start?
Sorage55: uhhhh idk.....
Rebellexa: >D
Rebellexa: I think it would primarily be mine, since poor Trish and Pao have been producing offspring with so many people no one can keep up
Sorage55: I guess so.
Rebellexa: And some how, defying the laws of physical science, I have managed to remain pregnant in the time it took them to produce 50+ offspring...
Sorage55: yes...i've wondered why they baby isn't ut then yet.
Rebellexa: Because I like it like this. >D That's why
Sorage55: I belive there's an ancient Cherokee tea that can be made, used for speedy childbirths.
Rebellexa: Then they're probably using that
Rebellexa: Either that or they're all part rabbit.
Sorage55: THEY STOLE MY RECEPIES!!! T_T
Sorage55: In Cherokee Indian mythology, the rabbit is the trickster.
Sorage55: Or a gambler of sorts
Rebellexa: XDDDDDD
Sorage55: always playing his way out of a deathly situation
Rebellexa: *coughLuxy'sabunnycoughcough*
Rebellexa: Anywho, you have an option. Plan the Shower or....
Sorage55: or...
Rebellexa: Go baby shopping with me again >D
Sorage55: Well the rabbit isn't much of a gambler THAT way, but there's another guy in Cherokee Mythology called Untsaiyi (The Gambler) He's a shape-shifter, a gambler and he's made of bronze and best friends with beavers....don't ask....
Rebellexa: I won't...
Rebellexa: So what's your choice? >D
Sorage55: Oh, actually he's made of Brass, not bronze
Sorage55: *facedesk* uhhhhhhhhh I guess we'll plan the shower.
Rebellexa: You're trying to avoid it, aren't you?
Rebellexa: I'm a Zexy fangirl, I'm immune to manipulation of the mind
Sorage55: crap -.-'
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: Then lety's plan the bloody shoer, I can't stand another shoppping trip...and neither can my wallet....
Sorage55: (typos -.-')
Rebellexa: Okay! 8D
Sorage55: how the Hell is a shower to be planned anyways?
Rebellexa: Let's see... First we need to go shopping for all the stuff!
Sorage55: O.O' wait....WHAT?!
Rebellexa: (You really think I know?
)
Rebellexa: ^^
Rebellexa: We need streamers, cake, crap like that.
Sorage55: I'M BESEIGED!
Rebellexa: We also need to figure out some games
Sorage55: TRICKED!
Rebellexa: So do that
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: FOOLED!
Rebellexa: Yup
Sorage55: crap -.-'
Rebellexa: Soo... gimmie yer wallet
Sorage55: hands over wallet in tears T_T
Rebellexa: VICTORY!
Sorage55: *FF victory theme plays* -.-'
Rebellexa: LETS GO PICK OUT A CAKE! *grabs his arm and drags him off to Wal-Mart*
Sorage55: *is grabbed and dragged along*
Rebellexa: Hmmm... *is looking at the cakes*
Rebellexa: OMGGASP!!*throws out arm which hits him in the stomach*
Rebellexa: LOOK LOOK LOOK
Sorage55: *is in pain*
Sorage55: x_x
Rebellexa: ORG XIII AS BABIES
Rebellexa: ON A CAKE
Sorage55: "crap" -.-' *looks at price tag*
Rebellexa: AND A BABY-SHADES OF COLORS COLORED NOBODY SYMBOL
Rebellexa: AND THE BABY XEMMY IS HITTING BABY SORA
Rebellexa: THIS IS PERFECT
Sorage55: "double crap" -.-'
Rebellexa: *screams for a Bakery person to come*
Sorage55: *triple crap*
Rebellexa: *dumps wallet on counter*
Sorage55: *quadruple crap*
Rebellexa: *pays and orders to be delivered on.... insert day here*
Rebellexa: *sweeps rest of money back into wallet and skips off with it*
Rebellexa: TO THE PARTY DEPARTMENT!
Sorage55: *quintuple crap*
Rebellexa: Hmmm..
Rebellexa: Do you see anything baby-related? All I see is wedding crap...
Sorage55: *tried to hide the entrance to the baby supply aisle*
Rebellexa: Why are you freak - OMG
Rebellexa: BABY SUPPLY
Rebellexa: *runs past him*
Sorage55: *spins ravinously as she rushes past me*
Rebellexa: *pulls shopping cart out of thin air*
Sorage55: *is dizzy*
Rebellexa: *fills it up*
Rebellexa: OOH!
Rebellexa: BLACK STREAMERS!
Rebellexa: OOH! BLACK BOOTIES!
Sorage55: *O_e*
Rebellexa: OOH! MORE BLACK BABY-RELATED DECORATION!
Sorage55: *o.e*
Rebellexa: ... This is gunna look more like a funeral
Rebellexa: OH WELL!
Rebellexa: *pulls random stuff off the shelves without even looking and throws it into the buggy*
Sorage55: *(I've never been to a wedding anyways, and only witnessed two funerals in my life)*
Rebellexa: (Good thing this isn't a wedding)
Sorage55: (yeah -.-')
Rebellexa: Ohmagad. I seem to be running out of space for more stuff.
Sorage55: *"Thank god..."*
Rebellexa: *sees a woman walking around with an empty buggy, which happens to be the last one*
Rebellexa: Dang.
Sorage55: "Well I guess this is all we can get, so sorry for the inconvience I guess were done now..."
Rebellexa: *goes up to the woman and demands the buggy.* Woman: NO! I need this! Me: GIMME THAT BUGGY WOMAN IM PREGNANT HERE! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT!? OMAHGAD PREGNANCY DISCRIMINATION!!!!
Rebellexa: *woman gives up buggy in shame*
Rebellexa: ^^
Sorage55: *Is about to burst into tears*
Rebellexa: *starts filling that buggy up*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: Let's seee
Rebellexa: We need this, and that, and this, some of that,
Rebellexa: A few of that, this one's crap, that one, this one, some of this and that...
Sorage55: *sees the buggy fill up to a sort of mountain of supplies*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: SAFETY PIN! *throws them in the air like confetti*
Sorage55: *safety pins appear to have struck in my skin*
Rebellexa: Okay, I think we're done
Sorage55: *and my eyes*
Sorage55: *and my mouth*
Sorage55: *and the rest of my body, pretty much missing the buggy*
Sorage55: *Is in immense pain*
Rebellexa: ... Stop whimpering, they're safety pins
Sorage55: *so....sharp....*
Rebellexa: *sighs and pulls them all out*
Rebellexa: Oh great! You got your blood all over them -_-
Sorage55: *sees that the safety pins are made of silver* "aWWW c'mon!"
Rebellexa: I would get more, but the shelves seem to be empty
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: Gawd, do they ever restock these things?
Rebellexa: Alright, I think we're done with that
Sorage55: *sees a store-brand truck outside in the parking lot filled with safety pins and other baby supplies. Grabs a rocket launcher and completely blows up the truck before Rebellexa could see*
Rebellexa: Now, I have to get more maternity because SOMEONE pulled a Saix last night and all of mine got shredded... *glare*
Sorage55: "Yeah...I think were done heh heh..." *throws away rocket launcher...*
Sorage55: o_e
Rebellexa: I said done with that
Rebellexa: We've got more to do
Rebellexa: *drags him to maternity section*
Sorage55: "HEY! Wolf's bane can only go on so long!"
Rebellexa: <.< Shut up and tell me what you think
Rebellexa: *15 minutes later*
Sorage55: *tries to find a gun to shoot self with*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: NOW does this one make me look fat?
Sorage55: *your pregnant lady...what do you think? >.>* "I think it looks slimming!" O_o
Rebellexa: ... Aww man
Sorage55: ... what happened?
Rebellexa: I DONT WANT IT TO LOOK SLIMMING!
Rebellexa: BEING PREGNANT GETS ME FREE THINGS AND AHEAD IN LINES
Rebellexa: GAH
Rebellexa: *goes back into changign room*
Sorage55: O_O "uhhh...I mean....you look very fat!"
Rebellexa: WHAT!?!?!? FAT!!?!?
Sorage55: -.-' *crap*
Rebellexa: I DONT WANNA LOOK FAT EITHER T^T
Rebellexa: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Sorage55: *tries to find more silver safety pins to kill self with*
Rebellexa: AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Rebellexa: *comes out in another shirt* How does this one look?
Sorage55: O_O ummmmm.....pretty?
Rebellexa: ... it's covered in pink flowers...
Rebellexa: YOU THINK IT'S PRETTY?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Sorage55: err...uhhhh...ummmmm I mean..... uhhh...
Rebellexa: YOU FAILED MY TEST! I WAS TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW MY INTERESTS
Rebellexa: WELL IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH YOU WEAR IT
Sorage55: OMG! *hides*
Rebellexa: *rips it off and throws it at his head*
Rebellexa: *goes back into changing room*
Sorage55: *hangs it back on clothing lines*
Sorage55: "Someone's gonna get half-off price for that shirt..." -.-'
Rebellexa: *comes out in one that has Demon Hunter's first album art covering it*
Rebellexa: What do you think NOW?
Sorage55: "uhhhhh....ummmm...ermmmm...uhhh.....epic?" *flinches in a defensive position* o.e
Rebellexa: YES! Good boy!
Rebellexa: *gives many cookies*
Sorage55: "DOGGY TREATS!" *nom*
Rebellexa: *poses in a mirror* This ain't even from the maternity section - I just got two sizes too big... IT WORKS!
Rebellexa: THAT MEANS I CAN GET COOL CLOTHES
Rebellexa: WOOP DE WOOP
Sorage55: shoop da whoop...-.-'
Rebellexa: Alright... *after buying many many shirts*
Rebellexa: Another thing off the checklist! Next is... food
Sorage55: T_T
Rebellexa: Because someone is sneaking into the house and eating all my favorite foods
Rebellexa: >.> Stupid people
Rebellexa: It's probably Pao... we need to ducktape her door shut at night
Rebellexa: And why is it only MY stuff?
Sorage55: "uhhh yeah...or put a pad lock on the refridgerator door"
Sorage55: idk......envy?
Rebellexa: THEYRE ALL JEALOUS
Rebellexa: Just because my baby isn't named Weenus or Babysmokesalot
Sorage55: ok...
Sorage55: O_o
Rebellexa: STUPID PEOPEL
Rebellexa: *drags him off to the food section*
Sorage55: indeed *whines like a dog*
Rebellexa: OOoooOOOOooooOOOO *drools at all the sugar* SUGAR 8D
Sorage55: T_T
Rebellexa: *fills another cart that magically appeared with various cakes, candies, and other confections*
Rebellexa: Ela likes teh sugar ^^ *pats stomach* Now... *looks at checklist*
Rebellexa: What the crap does thirty electric toothbrushes have to do with a baby shower?
Sorage55: *sees the checklist roll off a mile away from Rebellexa* "crap T_T"
Rebellexa: What smoke has Trish been cracking?!
Sorage55: "eh wot?"
Rebellexa: Oh, there's a side note
Rebellexa: "Make sure one of the toothbrushes is one of the ones that sing Jonas songs while you brush" WTF
Rebellexa: Oh well
Sorage55: doesn't look like either of our handwritings
Rebellexa: I know
Rebellexa: Trish wrote it
Sorage55: ah, I see -.-'
Rebellexa: *drags off to the dental hygiene section*
Rebellexa: Help me find a singing toothbrush... yeah, that didn't sound weird at all
Rebellexa: *scours shelves*
Sorage55: *looks at the children dental section* >.>
Rebellexa: *gets 29 non-singing electric toothbrushes*
Rebellexa: Any luck?
Sorage55: ummmm yeah *holds up brush*
Rebellexa: Good! *grabs it and puts it in buggy*
Rebellexa: Next is... a car battery and three bottles of engine oil? WTF? "I need work done on my car..."
Rebellexa: .... What does she think we are, grocery shoppers? Rox is the one that buys the groceries -_-
Sorage55: "Why have a car when I can run?"
Rebellexa: Well, at least she uses the oil on her car
Rebellexa: She eats the battery
Rebellexa: *sighs* let's go
Sorage55: "goody" -.-'
Rebellexa: *does that in five minutes*
Rebellexa: Next is...
Rebellexa: six Gameboy DSs and 28 copies of Days?
Sorage55: WTF?
Rebellexa: I'm sensing multiplayer mode is one of the games at this Shower
Rebellexa: Works for me!
Sorage55: "don't expect me to be playin' that -.-'"
Rebellexa: Okay, good, you can play the one I read about
Sorage55: goody...
Rebellexa: Oh, you'll LOVE it
Rebellexa: Anyway
Rebellexa: *staring thru the glass that keeps the games and crap locked up*
Rebellexa: *there's six DS boxes and 28 Days boxes* How convienent
Rebellexa: But how do we open this thing?
Sorage55: uhhhhhhhhh idk
Rebellexa: Screw customer support! *breaks glass*
Rebellexa: *puts the stuff in the buggy*
Rebellexa: Okay, next is...
Rebellexa: WTF
Rebellexa: Can you read this?
Sorage55: Let me see...
Rebellexa: *lets him see*
Sorage55: *how intruiging the way this is written*
Rebellexa: Oh cool! I just gave myself a hangnail 8D
Sorage55: "i'm sure you don't know this language do you?"
Rebellexa: HEY WAIT I THINK I GOT IT!
Sorage55: goody
Rebellexa: *violently snatches it from him*
Rebellexa: SHE WANTS FAKES!
Sorage55: "eh what?"
Rebellexa: Remember that time I strapped that fake on you? (That sounded wrong)
Sorage55: indeed
Rebellexa: Apparently she wants the guests to feel our pain >D I love the way she thinks
Rebellexa: What section would that be in?
Sorage55: ......fake section?
Rebellexa: I was thinking the torture section, but let's try there first
Rebellexa: *goes to the fake section*
Rebellexa: ... Yup, once again, you are right
Sorage55: of course
Rebellexa: *grabs a nine month one and straps it on Squishie*
Rebellexa: Aww, you're so cute
Sorage55: *is about to tear fake to shreads*
Rebellexa: If you shred it, you have to buy it
Sorage55: *tears it apart furiously*
Rebellexa: Well, okay
Rebellexa: I was going to get all 8-months, but
Rebellexa: *grabs all the nine-month fakes... that takes up two more buggies*
Sorage55: o.e
Rebellexa: *grabs another*
Rebellexa: The next is... Party Music!
Sorage55: O_o
Rebellexa: We need to pick out something at the party... sidenote: "I trust your judgement"
Rebellexa: ... has she met me? Oh well
Rebellexa: TO THE CDS!
Rebellexa: *drags him off to electronics*
Sorage55: *is dragged to cd's section*
Rebellexa: We need some Demon Hunter, some Maylene and the Sons of Disaster... *flings CDs in buggy*
Rebellexa: Then some Norma Jean, some old-school He Is Legend because the new sounds like crap...
Rebellexa: Then we need some Destroy the Runner...
Sorage55: ....
Rebellexa: What!? I want my baby girl to be a metalhead
Sorage55:
Sorage55: -.-'
Rebellexa: She can hear the outside world now(in fact, could since three months) so I can infect her whichever way I want 8D
Rebellexa: Zexion's voice helps her sleep 8D (Since ya know, her daddeh never talks to her)
Rebellexa: OOH
Rebellexa: KH SOUNDTRACK!
Rebellexa: *throws that in as well*
Rebellexa: Hmnmm...
Rebellexa: *looks right over rack of CDs with the name "Baby Shower Music on them*
Rebellexa: Hmmmmmmmm..... I think that'll do it
Rebellexa: *looks on list*
Sorage55: are we done yet?
Sorage55: -.-'
Rebellexa: Almost
Sorage55:
Rebellexa: Almost halfway, I mean
Sorage55: T_T
Rebellexa: Now they need more pregnancy tests
Rebellexa: Apparently they're using up the last hundred Rox got last week on the grocery run -_-
Rebellexa: Darn rabbits
Sorage55: have they ever even heard of condoms?
Rebellexa: I doubt it
Rebellexa: Sidenote: Don't get Clearblue. Said Pao wasn't pregnant and three hours later she gave birth
Rebellexa: O.e
Sorage55: ok then...
Rebellexa: I used Clearblue O.e
Sorage55: -.-'
Rebellexa: Well, apparently it only detects HUMAN fetuses
Rebellexa: or at least half-human
Sorage55: what's wrong with werewolves?
Rebellexa: THEY SHRED MY CLOTHES <.<
Rebellexa: Okay, next...
Sorage55: ONE TIME!
Rebellexa: .... don't let it happen again, or I'm taking you for an ALL DAY nothing but clothes shopping trip
Sorage55: T_T
Rebellexa: And I'll bring Rox along, who by the way, tried to rape me and said your pants weren't safe two days ago
Sorage55: i'd rather wear silver plae armor....
Rebellexa: Apparently he wants your body
Sorage55: O_o
Rebellexa: Watch out
Sorage55: i'll just kill him if he tries
no problem
Rebellexa: Next...
Rebellexa: Condoms for Rox... okay, if he uses them, who is getting - never mind
Rebellexa: I'd rather not know
Rebellexa: You're a dude, go get them
Rebellexa: I'm a girl, and I'm pregnant, and I don't want to scar my female child for life
Rebellexa: So go forth, get those nastly little err... things
Sorage55: *5 seconds later* k got em'
Rebellexa: Goox
Rebellexa: -Good
Rebellexa: Next is.... we're done!
Sorage55:
Rebellexa: To the food section!
Sorage55: T_T
Rebellexa: "We're Done" is a brand of potato chip
Sorage55: O_O
Rebellexa: *fills up a buggy with so-called chips*
Rebellexa: Next is.... twenty king-sized bed comforters?
Sorage55: looks like I gtg now, I am summoned to bed
Rebellexa: Fine
Sorage55: T_T ah well
Rebellexa: We'll resume tomorrow 8D
Sorage55: see ya
Rebellexa: That was the last thing on the list anyway
Rebellexa: Bye
Rebellexa: 8D
Rebellexa: <3
Rebellexa: >D
Sorage55: tommorow is a day I am banished from the computer
Rebellexa: Awww
Rebellexa: I shall wait for you
Sorage55: kk
Rebellexa: BAI BAI <3333
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