Inbrace your inner communism 8D

 

So apparently, I was in my Advanced Foods & Nutrition last week, and a couple people kept making fun of this one guy by calling him Asian, when he's really Puerto Rican. So he decided to take his anger on me when I apparently upset him with something (No I didn't call him Asian, so don't get the idea I'm a racist douchebag), and said that I'm Russian. Even though I COULD be Russian, I'm going to take it that I'm Russian. I have Britishness and Russianess. Cool.

 

Now...where's my vodka?

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

 

Also, this thread is not meant to be racist or stereotypical. Just for laughs.

HA that was pretty cool and also, happy b-day!!!!!!

It kind of is actually. Russia is cool (when they aren't plotting to shoot nuclear missles at us 8D). Just don't know why he decide to call me Russian.

 

Also, tommorow's my birthday, due to Ausseland's time zone lol

Russia isn't communist anymore

There's really close to no threat of Russia nuking us anymore. Obama's improved our relations with Russia. When Bush was dicking around and making Russia angry, we did have a threat. Obama has even stated that he refuses to have Russia be an enemy.

We're also working with them and China to prevent Iran from getting nukes.

 

 

Oh, and I'm part eastern Russian

????????? ??????? ????! ?? ?????? ?????????? ??? ??? ??????????? ? ?????????? ????????????????? ???????!

 

Use google translator like I did. I don't mean any of it lol, I just thought it be cool to add because that was how it was like in russia for a while.

Inbrace your inner communism 8D

 

So apparently, I was in my Advanced Foods & Nutrition last week, and a couple people kept making fun of this one guy by calling him Asian, when he's really Puerto Rican. So he decided to take his anger on me when I apparently upset him with something (No I didn't call him Asian, so don't get the idea I'm a racist douchebag), and said that I'm Russian. Even though I COULD be Russian, I'm going to take it that I'm Russian. I have Britishness and Russianess. Cool.

 

Now...where's my vodka?

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

 

Also, this thread is not meant to be racist or stereotypical. Just for laughs.

 

In Soviet Russia, you call Puerto Rican kid Russian. :cool:

 

 

KOLKOLKOL

Russia isn't communist anymore

 

NAWWW REALLY? I didn't know that (sarcastic tone). Thank you Captain Obivious

 

It's meant as a joke. Obiviously I know that they aren't communist.

 

There's really close to no threat of Russia nuking us anymore. Obama's improved our relations with Russia. When Bush was dicking around and making Russia angry, we did have a threat. Obama has even stated that he refuses to have Russia be an enemy.

We're also working with them and China to prevent Iran from getting nukes.

 

Another joke with the nuking. Listen, bringing up politics on a Random thread, especially with mostly jokes, isn't really doing any good, nor is it fun to read. Stick to Personal threads concering politics and what not please,

 

That and I don't care

 

Oh, and I'm part eastern Russian

 

Let's unite a Russian group 8D

Is it true that russians use neculear arms on their front door when they cant find there house key?

Is it true that russians use neculear arms on their front door when they cant find there house key?

 

...Wut?

 

That was a bad and definitly stereotypical joke

Am I the only one who thinks Joseph Stalin was cute? I don't like what he did, but I sure do like his face.

 

I need help.

That's not funny at all. Sorry but you know nothing of what that country is...............

 

I could say ?????? ??????? ? ???. Oh my.......

Russia's awesome. Gimme more Russian Water