in this thread we make up superpowers that are totally impractical 

i'll go first

 

having the ability to grow blades of grass on your nose.

Being able to grow increadibly long limbs at any time you want but not be able to move them.

Being able to have consistently shiny-white teeth.  :biggrin:

Being able to make coupons appear out of nowhere....

three years after expiration dates. 

being able to write screenplays for movies that came out ten years ago 

Being able to shoot small amounts of oxygen

Being able to fart out your mouth. 

The ability to walk on flat ceilings.

 

And ONLY ceilings.

Being able to fly....

six inches max height. 

Being able to grow increadibly long limbs at any time you want but not be able to move them.

I can think of an extraordinarily good use for that ifunowhatimsayinghahahaheheeuhueheu

 

 

You can light people on fire but only if they're already on fire.

You can swim at ungodly fast speeds but you are now allergic to water.

You can fly but if you go any faster than 5 miles per hour or raise any higher than 10 feet above the ground you will spontaneously combust.

You have the power to race a car better than any person alive or who has ever lived, but NASCAR won't accept you and the cops are constantly watching you to make sure you don't take part in a drag race and are at the ready to give you a ticket at a moments notice.

You can run fast, like the flash, but you have no sense of direction and if you try to use your power you accomplish nothing.

I can think of an extraordinarily good use for that ifunowhatimsayinghahahaheheeuhueheu  You can light people on fire but only if they're already on fire.You can swim at ungodly fast speeds but you are now allergic to water.You can fly but if you go any faster than 5 miles per hour or raise any higher than 10 feet above the ground you will spontaneously combust.You have the power to race a car better than any person alive or who has ever lived, but NASCAR won't accept you and the cops are constantly watching you to make sure you don't take part in a drag race and are at the ready to give you a ticket at a moments notice.You can run fast, like the flash, but you have no sense of direction and if you try to use your power you accomplish nothing.

But it wouldn't work, which is sad cause... Ifyouknowwhathappenstomenwithoitviagrawhoneedit

you hcan now sumo wrestle really well but only when there are shards of glass in your foot 

The ability to spawn a dragon, but the dragon is vicious and only wants to hurt you, and it starts breading the moment it hits okygen and eventually they overun the planet.

incredible fast hair growing ability!

Azumarill used SuperPower on Excadrill

 

It's Super effective

 

Excadrill faints

 

Azumarill sings on his body

the ability to control when somebody needs to take a shit, but you can't control who it effects and sometimes it effects you

The ability to create awesome riku fanarts that are really sexy from just thinking about them, they come out of your head.... Okay, wouldn't be useless to me but might be to some others?

Power:talking with the fishes

The power to make foods you dislike only taste a tiny bit better but not better enouth that you'll want to eat them...lol

Holy heck the fire part cracked me up so much

The power to sprew out random sexy SHIRTLESS riku art whenever you post. Its useless for anyone who isn't me pretty much LOL

Edited December 3, 201410 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Thd ability to control tv with your mind. but you can only change to channels in languages you dont know.

Having the ability to make noises with your mouth.

The ability to create fart sounds with your mind o.O