Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story.SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER INSTEAD OF SHIFT.I will post my story in a few moments! Check back in like 5-10 minutes. I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run.One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me."God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways."But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded."You'll never find out if you die now!"I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building.With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God.After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god.It all made since.VengfulLovingChild-knowingEternalElmowas god.And he loved me... and I loved him.and that is when I realized...No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters.I love you too, Elmo. Edited January 3, 2014 by Admiral Antoine 1 Anonn0000 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted January 3, 2014 No your wrong Riku is God and Lightning i guess would be the Godess who rules after him.... WHY CAN'T THE GIRL GO FIRST!...i blame my loyalty to the adorable kh boi 1 Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Sideris 1,551 Posted January 3, 2014 5 King Demise, Anonn0000, Kittenz and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted January 3, 2014 1 Nick Sideris reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted January 3, 2014 ikr You're just a bunch of non-believers. ELMO IS GOING TO SEND YOU ALL TO MUPPET LAND, LIKE HE DID KERMIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Sideris 1,551 Posted January 3, 2014 You're just a bunch of non-believers. ELMO IS GOING TO SEND YOU ALL TO MUPPET LAND, LIKE HE DID KERMIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted January 3, 2014 Actually this guy makes elmo being God pretty believable. Cute idea too. 1 Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atheist123 583 Posted January 3, 2014 ALL HAIL LORD GOOMY!!! 1 Anonn0000 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted January 3, 2014 ALL HAIL LORD GOOMY!!! I liked this i mean....elmo shall punish you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted January 3, 2014 You're so fvcking deep, I can't even see you anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted January 3, 2014 I'll bet that xehanort is actually Lindsay lohan and Elmo is one of the 13 darknesses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted January 3, 2014 I remember not believing in Elmo. That was a dark point in my life, but it happened. This is my story. SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER INSTEAD OF SHIFT. I will post my story in a few moments! Check back in like 5-10 minutes. I always assumed I would die in a violent way... but this wasn't what I wanted. I didn't want to jump off a building, but it was my only escape. I had to Escape from the City. I stood on top of the SEGA building, gently breathing as the wind tumbled around the Rooftop Run. One more inhale, and I was ready. That's when I heard a voice... a small voice, coming from below me. "God loves you, and that's all that matters!" It was a small child, around seven to eight years old. He stared up at me, expressionless. Or, that's what I saw, anyways. "But, Who IS God?" I could only yell back... foolish of me, arguing with a child. After a few empty seconds, he responded. "You'll never find out if you die now!" I didn't know what to say. I mean, how could someone so young be so wise? He must know god for sure. I exhaled, turned around, and exited the building. With my new life starting, I decided to search for him, for God. I did a lot of research, hours worth. The internet, books, and news articles. Everything pointed to the fact that God was some loving being, that every child knows. This enlightened me. I started searching more. The more I searched, the more I realized that God could also be mean if you didn't listen. I then began looking at what Children like, and why every child knows God. After a long few weeks, I fell upon a channel, called PBS. I stayed long enough for Sesame Street to start, and that's when I realized who he was. Quickly, I turned off the T.V., and ran to the computer. I began searching for further proof. I ran into something called scary spaghetti or something, and read up on the dark side of god. It all made since. Vengful Loving Child-knowing Eternal Elmo was god. And he loved me... and I loved him. and that is when I realized... No matter who hates me in life, I know that Elmo loves me, and that's all that matters. I love you too, Elmo. 1 Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
