What is "Totes"? Tried to Google it but not quite sure about the results. Does it mean "Totally"? If so, why not just write that?

What is "Totes"? Tried to Google it but not quite sure about the results. Does it mean "Totally"? If so, why not just write that?

Zuko, it's the modern world. No one understands it.

But none of these illustrated my life at all.

The "frozen" one is really LOL.

the food pyramid one is totally my diet 

1.  People I bone, and my mom/sister/team pretty much

2.  Netflix, Cracked

3.  I rarely buy booze.  My money's mainly house, small bit of food and flavoured water, drugs and an obscene amount of make up

4.  I own exercise equipment

5.  Don't eat thai, sushi, or drink coffee, rarely have pizza or candy (I prefer savory snacks) and I hardly even drink (I'd rather be stoned and chilled out than paralytic and raped in the street)

6.  I'll network, with my friends clearly

7.  Never referred to anything as a pizza party

8.  Pretty much, when my phones on shuffle it goes round the "most played" ones instead of actually shuffling.  Haven't heard a frozen song yet though

9.  This one is so true

10.  Clearly I bang everyone

11.  I get more productive at night like after 10-2am

12.  I don't hit it.  I won't get up

13.  Playing games, doing work, banging, get high.  I don't clean.  I recognize that I should fix that.

14.  Never read lord of the rings, and most the books I read were fantasy, point horror, point romance, pedophilia (Naked and How Could She?) or erotica.

15.   I don't have a movie night

16.  They've started automatic attendance tracking where we're recorded by the system as we walk in and out of the lecture and practical halls.  Can't miss anything.  

I couldn't stop laughing at 8

What is "Totes"? Tried to Google it but not quite sure about the results. Does it mean "Totally"? If so, why not just write that?

means totally.hate it when people say that

No

Most of them do not "apply" to my life .

The iPhone one is rather true actually, I have like 147 songs on my MP3 and I usually just listen to SLW Dragon Dance, His World (Zebrahead), and Passion Orchestrated.

 

As for the rest, I don't have a job and I only plan on having sex with the one girl I marry, so muh.

That movie night grid is just sooooo me LOL

 

I rarely ever get around to watching stuff when i want to watch them really lol be it movies or anime hahaha