Just for the fun of it I looked up "Kingdom Hearts 3" under News on Google, and this article came up

 

http://www.kpopstarz.com/articles/84671/20140320/kingdom-hearts-3-release-date.htm

 

I like the fact the author didn't give their name- also of course this is fake, I hope the author wrote this as a joke

OM G I CANT FCUKING BELIEVE SSIHEN SHIT THIS IS ECIP 

OM G I CANT FCUKING BELIEVE SSIHEN SHIT THIS IS ECIP

I hope the site isn't an actual news site- otherwise the author needs to be fired

I hope the site isn't an actual news site- otherwise the author needs to be fired

 

For being the best article writer person ever

For being the best article writer person ever

Now if only it was true

Now doesn't that site look perfectly credible

Now doesn't that site look perfectly credible

I really hope it's not an actual news site- the article is a jumble of random paragraphs and ideas with false info and a nameless author

Not a very funny joke.

Seems legit. It's got the "Release Date", the "Fans input", stuff about Frozen which makes it all better and a "great" paragraphing structure! 5 Stars!

 

Seriously though I hope it's a joke...otherwise we're gonna have to get Tetsuya Nomura to have a word with the author of this article...

I really hope it's not an actual news site- the article is a jumble of random paragraphs and ideas with false info and a nameless author

Being in just High School Journalism, everyone in the class writes articles, and while absolutely none are perfect, I haven't seen one as bad as what I just read. I should hope its not an official journalist.

Being in just High School Journalism, everyone in the class writes articles, and while absolutely none are perfect, I haven't seen one as bad as what I just read. I should hope its not an official journalist.

Now if your teacher ever gives you a bad grade, just show them this article! o.o

Not a very funny joke.

At least it's not believable though- we won't even have II.5 by June

Seems legit. It's got the "Release Date", the "Fans input", stuff about Frozen which makes it all better and a "great" paragraphing structure! 5 Stars!  Seriously though I hope it's a joke...otherwise we're gonna have to get Tetsuya Nomura to have a word with the author of this article...

Nomura is gonna have a serious talk with Staff Writer

What's an article like that doing on a supposed korean pop website anyway lmao

What's an article like that doing on a supposed korean pop website anyway lmao

Well you see,Xehanort tried to forge the X-Blade. His plan backfired and Vanitas disappeared. Ven fell asleep. Terra lost his body. Aqua was lost in the Realm of Darkness. Mickey was left in charge of protecting the worlds for ten years. He did horribly. To avoid the angry mob, he hid in the Realm of Darkness. Now Sora saved the worlds. But that's tiring, so he took a year-long nap. Roxas met this girl- wait what was I talking about? Anyway, Sora rose from his hibernation. Having been immobile for a year, he needed to stretch. He started dancing. Dancing became far more entertaining than saving the worlds. He became a professional dancer. His dances were legendary. A cult-following spread all throughout the worlds worshipping him. One such cult was the Korean pop website. They love Sora's dancing. They cannot wait for Kingdom Hearts III The Dance Wars. In order to express this, they wrote the article.I hope this answers your question

Well you see,Xehanort tried to forge the X-Blade. His plan backfired and Vanitas disappeared. Ven fell asleep. Terra lost his body. Aqua was lost in the Realm of Darkness. Mickey was left in charge of protecting the worlds for ten years. He did horribly. To avoid the angry mob, he hid in the Realm of Darkness. Now Sora saved the worlds. But that's tiring, so he took a year-long nap. Roxas met this girl- wait what was I talking about? Anyway, Sora rose from his hibernation. Having been immobile for a year, he needed to stretch. He started dancing. Dancing became far more entertaining than saving the worlds. He became a professional dancer. His dances were legendary. A cult-following spread all throughout the worlds worshipping him. One such cult was the Korean pop website. They love Sora's dancing. They cannot wait for Kingdom Hearts III The Dance Wars. In order to express this, they wrote the article.I hope this answers your question

 

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Faker than Faker 

I've seen this site posted on Reddit so many times it's not funny. I really need to put a word in with the KH sub's mods...