April 11, 201411 yr Seconded. Not only because it can be more delicious in more configurations than any other food in existence, but because you can literally take any substance known to man-kind, put it on top of a pizza, and still have it qualify as pizza. Therefore breaking the rules of scarcity and gifting us all an infinite supply of food, in the form of pizza. Pizza is one. Pizza is all. I don't even have to say anything else. This is everything. This is one thing.