If I had a beard I could drop out of college, join a carnival, and guess people's weight for a living

 

This line of thinking was inspired by the Totino's Pizza Roll commercial about awesome facial hair

i'd join the greybeards on high hrothnar and learn the way of the voice

I'd adopt (steal) a baby bird and build it a nest in my beard. I'd watch it grow up, find love, get married, and start a family. then when i pass away, i'll have a bird family mourning my death as im slowly lowered into my grave. the bird will say "Danex Darkfire. what to say about him? he was a great guy. he took me in, gave me a home, and helped me in my time  of need. but most of all, he gave my family all the rights and liberties he gave me. and that's all i could ever ask for from a friend and more. (tears begin) and that's what he was, a friend. a great friend. the best friend a bird could ever have, and, i love him. goodbye Danex. you will be missed"

 

then he'll eat some bread, fly away, and forget i ever existed because bird's have short memory spans

ill shave it

I'd be a hobo if I could have a magnificent beard.... maybe someday...

I would be constantly asked "why did you dye your whole beard blond?". For some reason, my mustache (when unshaved) and hair in general is dark brown, almost black, but the hair I grow on my chin/jawline is completely blong (I shave there regularly).

If I had a beard I could drop out of college, join a carnival, and guess people's weight for a livingThis line of thinking was inspired by the Totino's Pizza Roll commercial about awesome facial hair

This ^

Guess I'd grow a long Merlin beard and use it to wash dishes. 

 

 

If I could grow a beard like Donny one day, I would die happy.

If I could grow a beard like Donny one day, I would die happy.

lol You watch Big Brother too?!?

Edited August 1, 201411 yr by DawnofRiku

If I grew a beard I'd either grab a wizard staff and find a Hobbit or challenge Chuck Norris...because everybody's happy, happy, happy.