Klonoa the Dream Traveler 678 Posted August 9, 2015 This clearly proves that the Kingdom Hearts fanbase has the inability to create good fanfics. "Sora and Riku jumped apart staring at Kairi as she glared at them with her hands on hips "And I totally saw you making out you stupid losers! Sora is MINE and I'm going to kill you both." Roxas: Oh yes, I forgot. Like The Author, eveyone's a homicidial Psychopath! Too bad for Kairi that Riku and Sora both had wooden swords and she had nothing but her stupid girly thasla necklaces, as she ran at them with mouth twisted into an angry scream sora and riku hit her in the stomach with their swords. Roxas: Is this a bad time to mention that I prorder FFXV? The breath knocked out of her she fell to the floor gasping, Sora and Riku grinned with twisted smiles and then knelt down as if they were going to help her up. but then they left her fall back to the ground hitting her again with their swords over and over as she thwacked into the ground until she stopped moving but was still breathing. "This is for always being in the way you stupid GIRL!" Sora yelled, hitting her with his sword. "This is for always spoiling me and Sora's moments you stupid FEMALE!" Riku yelled alongside Sora driving his sword into her stomach and splitting it as blood went everywhere in a shower of crimson. Roxas: I think I'm going to be sick. "This is for being UGLY!" Sora yelled again as his sword got into her open stomach and pulled out some swuishy organs and suchlike, sword govered in gore. Roxas: *Blargh* Good God man! Show some freaking humanity! "And this is for being KAIRI!" Riku finished it off with another thwack piecering strait thru her stomach into the other side. Roxas: I thought that sword was made of wood! But their fun wasn't over yet – both boys grinned as they stuck their fingers in her eyes and pressed down hard, hard, HARDER until they popped into a bloody mess and then tore out her fingernails one by one. After that they pulled off her clothes to reveal pink lazy panties and snorted at what a loser she was as they stuffed her clothe sinto the whole in her stomach. After that they pushed the corpse into the ocean and watched it sink, feeling suddenly happier now ." ........ NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 1 nonicepifg79 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542 Posted August 9, 2015 Oh yeah. This one. I screamed Nope for eight hours. 1 Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted August 9, 2015 Is it sad I've read worse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KairiKeybasH 851 Posted August 9, 2015 This clearly proves that the Kingdom Hearts fanbase has the inability to create good fanfics."Sora and Riku jumped apart staring at Kairi as she glared at them with her hands on hips "And I totally saw you making out you stupid losers! Sora is MINE and I'm going to kill you both."Roxas: Oh yes, I forgot. Like The Author, eveyone's a homicidial Psychopath!Too bad for Kairi that Riku and Sora both had wooden swords and she had nothing but her stupid girly thasla necklaces, as she ran at them with mouth twisted into an angry scream sora and riku hit her in the stomach with their swords.Roxas: Is this a bad time to mention that I prorder FFXV?The breath knocked out of her she fell to the floor gasping, Sora and Riku grinned with twisted smiles and then knelt down as if they were going to help her up. but then they left her fall back to the ground hitting her again with their swords over and over as she thwacked into the ground until she stopped moving but was still breathing."This is for always being in the way you stupid GIRL!" Sora yelled, hitting her with his sword."This is for always spoiling me and Sora's moments you stupid FEMALE!"Riku yelled alongside Sora driving his sword into her stomach and splitting it as blood went everywhere in a shower of crimson.Roxas: I think I'm going to be sick."This is for being UGLY!" Sora yelled again as his sword got into her open stomach and pulled out some swuishy organs and suchlike, sword govered in gore.Roxas: *Blargh* Good God man! Show some freaking humanity!"And this is for being KAIRI!" Riku finished it off with another thwack piecering strait thru her stomach into the other side.Roxas: I thought that sword was made of wood!But their fun wasn't over yet – both boys grinned as they stuck their fingers in her eyes and pressed down hard, hard, HARDER until they popped into a bloody mess and then tore out her fingernails one by one. After that they pulled off her clothes to reveal pink lazy panties and snorted at what a loser she was as they stuffed her clothe sinto the whole in her stomach. After that they pushed the corpse into the ocean and watched it sink, feeling suddenly happier now ."........NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE The last part Nope it's the same reaction i had. 1 Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Solstice 749 Posted August 9, 2015 Aparently you can still preorder FFXV inside sora. (keep it PG, guys.) 1 Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadowKeyblade 219 Posted August 9, 2015 And I thought the erotic ones were bad... that author has some issues, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted August 9, 2015 Aww i remember reading this fanfic a long time ago... I ALWAYS HATED IT!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonMaster 1,166 Posted August 9, 2015 Yeah, uh, someone has some issues. I feel like Roxas was actually the writer's conscience rebelling against the sheer amount of nope he/she was writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingdomHearts3 2,591 Posted August 9, 2015 Alright, who's the knucklehead that made this up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KairiKeybasH 851 Posted August 10, 2015 Alright, who's the knucklehead that made this up? Someone who it's seems to have problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingdomHearts3 2,591 Posted August 10, 2015 Someone who it's seems to have problems.Humph, go figure. Surprising, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalChange 303 Posted August 10, 2015 This is genuinely disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
