This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

[20:59] Tom: OMG MIKE WAS TRYING TO ENTER ME THE WHOLE TIME XDDDD

[20:59] [email protected]: YOU SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL WHEN YOU SAID THAT

We were quoting Damn You Auto Correct.

Aaron McNabb says (11:46 PM)

yeah want you to come (L)

haha

nowyou have too

theres a love heart

Aaron McNabb says (11:46 PM)

yeah want you to come (L)

haha

nowyou have too

theres a love heart

 

DAaron is now canon.

 

 

KaiSo says:

poking my nipple

doesn't hurt

it kind of

feels

the same feeling as when I squeeze my boobies

 

 

me:i like pie

luckey:same

me:and pizza

luckey:mmm

me:and candy

luckey:mmmmmmmm

me:wait what are we talking about

luckey:i donno

Random convo. You would need to have played Call of Duty to understand some of this.

 

DeathSkull says:

So here, have the Big Gay Dance, a boot to the head, Reeces, the second season of LOST, and a time machine, so you can tell us about the future of KH.

SoraKing3 says:

Oh, you want to know the future of KH? Xehanort gets killed off, Sora and Kairi get married, Riku gets unloved for the rest of his life, becomes jealous of Sora and falls into darkness, creating a Heartless and a Nobody. He disappears off of the Earth for 14 years. Sora and Kairi have a son named Tempest (Storm in Latin) who gets the Keyblade from his dad, because Sora became a master previously.

DeathSkull says:

That would mean....

That would mean....

.....Nomura's a troll!

AH firetruckING GUMBY.

SoraKing3 says:

Oh yeah, I forgot to add that. Nomura at the age of 50 will grow horns and a tail

DeathSkull says:

AND HE LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE WITH A MAC LAPTOP!

Because you know, PC is always better 8D

SoraKing3 says:

He survives under the bridge by eating star shaped fruit and kids that have gravity defying hair and that wear giant shoes and giant zippers.

DeathSkull says:

Plus he mugs people with key-shaped blades that barely hurt.

Yeah...that's what weed does to people like him.

SoraKing3 says:

You should see him in 10 years when he becomes addicted to LSD

DeathSkull says:

And use steroids to turn himself into giant black creatures?

I think we need a nuke.

Let's spaz up KH with some MW2.

OMG NOOB HES USING CURE WITH HIS KEYBLADE!

SoraKing3 says:

SoraKing3 says:

Sora kills Neoshadow with Kingdom Key! Payback +50

DeathSkull says:

Dude he's using Ultima Weapon, that's like the cheapest gun in this game!

SoraKing3 says:

Duel Wielding = Grim Reaper

DeathSkull says:

God this guy is pissing me off. He got a 11 Killstreak and he's pwning us with the Gummi Ship.

Someone use Strike Raid and blow it up.

SoraKing3 says:

Oh wait, there's an R/C being deployed out of that Gummi Ship! IT'S A TRAP!

Sora96 says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUG1LHAa-M

McKenna - Last Ones Standing music video.

not really says:

i already dont like it

Sora96 says:

STUFF U

lady koko; says:

stuff u

not really says:

stfu?

Haru says:

...

lady koko; says:

i lol'ed

Haru says:

Same.

So yeah...I have really messed up friends. 8D

 

I'm Bacon. My friend is Bacon 2. Oh and we were talking about Logan Lerman and then our friend sherman who said he was hotter than logan...Pfft, as if.

 

Anyways, yeah. Enjoy our strange conversation!

 

[bacon]

7:30pm

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Logan%20Lerman/nicky_call/Logan%2520Lerman/Logan-Lerman-logan-lerman-10521854-.jpg

Love. <3<3

I could show you pictures of him all day long. lol

 

[bacon 2]

7:31pm

Sexy. ;D

 

[bacon]

You can say that again. <3

 

[bacon 2]

7:40pm

i want to see him with a skater look

 

[bacon]

7:40pm

Who Sherman or Logan Lerman?

 

[bacon 2]

7:40pm

Sherman

lol

 

[bacon]

7:41pm

Haha okay. Cuz I'm getting all confused on which one we're talking about.

 

[bacon 2]

7:41pm

oh

well yea

i would like sherman if he was not as cowboyish

 

[bacon 2]

7:42pm

and if he had longer hair

and if he was a baseball player

and skateboards

and looks hot in skinny jeans

 

[bacon]

7:42pm

Dude, he would look hot in skinny jeans.

 

[bacon 2]

7:43pm

omg Ikr.

 

[bacon]

7:43pm

Haha

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Logan%20Lerman%20officialpic1.jpg

<3<3 I died. lol

 

[bacon 2]

7:43pm

is he naked?

hahahahaha

 

[bacon]

7:44pm

YES

I kid. I wish. ;P

xDD

 

[bacon 2]

7:44pm

okay i'll look

hahahaha dude u dont understand how hard im laughing right now

*wipes tears

hahaha

 

[bacon]

7:44pm

Hahahahaha that makes two of us.

 

[bacon]

7:44pm

My sister is looking at me weird. ;D

 

[bacon 2]

7:45pm

...u sent me that picture already

*still laughing

 

[bacon]

7:45pm

Haha I did?

 

[bacon 2]

7:45pm

jhaha "is he naked???"

 

[bacon]

7:45pm

I thought I didn't. lol

 

[bacon 2]

7:45pm

 

[bacon- Me]

7:45pm

Hahahahaha

...Man. I love our conversations. <3

*do not read this if you are under the age of 12 lol*

Corrupted: WOW(10:34pm)

Me: ...(10:34pm)

Corrupted: "my but hurts agian"(10:35pm)

Me: oh (10:36pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

(10:36pm)

Corrupted: EW(10:38pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Corrupted: You worry me(10:39pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(10:39pm)

Corrupted: its so small(10:41pm)

Me: wait(10:41pm)

Corrupted: ew(10:42pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Me: thats yours (10:43pm)

Corrupted: psh no(10:43pm)

Me: yes(10:44pm)

Corrupted: bi(10:44pm)

Me: ?(10:44pm)

Corrupted: has sent you a handwritten message

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Corrupted: there we go(10:44pm)

Me: o_o(10:45pm)

Me: i should make this into a thread lol!(10:45pm)

Corrupted: NOOOOO(10:47pm)

Me: come on plz?(10:47pm)

Me: ill give you a cookie <3(10:47pm)

Me: plz(10:48pm)

Corrupted: what kind wait no no no(10:49pm)

Me: any kind you want 8D(10:50pm)

Corrupted: that was creepy but NO DEAL(10:52pm)

Me: COME ON(10:52pm)

Me: my but still hurts(11:32pm)

Corrupted: why?(11:33pm)

Me: because ive been sitting on a computer chair all day(11:33pm)

Me: and im super bored -_-(11:33pm)

Corrupted: so you want to draw penisis?(11:36pm)

Me: ok(11:37pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Corrupted: you are so messed up(11:37pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Corrupted: have you ever seen to catch a predator, thats the kind of stuff people get arrested for(11:38pm)

Me: ?(11:39pm)

Corrupted: you worry me(11:42pm)

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

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Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(11:43pm)

Corrupted: has sent you a handwritten message

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Me: violent much(11:48pm)

Me: omg im so posting this in a thread(11:48pm)

Corrupted: NOOO

This roleplay was full of lulz. Beware, swearing below.

 

Devil May Cry roleplay:

Myself/Cadet Katherine gurr - Dante

Chocobo Fair - Nero and Lady

 

 

Chocobo Fair says

Nero: -Moves his head a bit-..

:u Nero probably looks adorable when he

Coded says:

derp

i'm sucking at bouncing balls.

lady koko; says:

you cant bounce balls?

Coded says:

...

i just realized what i said.

lady koko; says:

poor coded

Coded says:

i'll shut up now.

lady koko; says:

she can't bounce balls

Me: OMG YOUR ALIVEEEEEE(8:03pm)

Felicitas: yes i am!!!!!!!!!!!(8:06pm)

Me: you dissapered T^T(8:07pm)

Felicitas: okay....(8:08pm)

Felicitas: 8D(8:08pm)

Me: ._.(8:08pm)

Me: you abandoned me ._.(8:08pm)

Felicitas: sowwy....(8:08pm)

Me: T^T(8:09pm)

Felicitas: Q-Q(8:09pm)

Me: >_>(8:09pm)

Felicitas: um...(8:09pm)

Me: ?(8:10pm)

Felicitas: monkeys(8:11pm)

Me: apes(8:11pm)

Felicitas: gorillas(8:11pm)

Me: king kong(8:12pm)

Felicitas: donkey kong(8:12pm)

Me: diddy kong(8:12pm)

Felicitas: mario(8:13pm)

Me: Toad(8:13pm)

Felicitas: peach(8:13pm)

Me: Daisy(8:14pm)

Felicitas:

 

(8:15pm)

Me: ...

Amber Alexis says: ilu

Anna Curre says: wait wait were just friend Amber not lovee

Amber Alexis says: ...

Amber Alexis says: I don't believe I've ever lol'd harder.

 

Shaylee Alderton says

MACCAS IS LOVE.

ICE CREAM IS LOVE.

COKE IS LOVE.

... /momentarily forgot...

HOTFRIES IS LOVE.

LADY GAGA IS A MAN.

CHICKEN IS LOVE.

Tom says:

Good times, good times

SoraKing3 says:

Ah. Good times

Tom says:

You weren't in that good time

SoraKing3 says:

I know I know. But I can pretend can't I? D;

Tom says:

Well unless you want to be that random kid in the background waving, then sure.

SoraKing3 says:

I'm always that kid

Tom says:

Yeah, that trollish kid.

SoraKing3 says:

Only a troll IRL

Tom says:

And thus concludes your rejection from society.

Tom says:

Awesome.

SoraKing3 says:

Ohhh, if only there were a middle finger emoticon

Tom says:

If only there was a Bite My Shiny Metal Ass emoticon.

SoraKing3 says:

Haha, you have a metal ass you bot

Tom says:

At least I can't be slapped on the ass if Mommy or Daddy start to get angry and commit child abuse.

Tom says:

>:]

Tom says:

Or if you're close to a gay bar.

Tom says:

So you're firetrucked, I'm not.

Tom says:

Tom - 2

Jack - 0

SoraKing3 says:

-MIDDLE FINGER EMOTICON-

Tom says:

I love you too.

 

I believe I had achieved an ultimate, yet epic victory. Actually two

Is that what you do when I'm not around?

Because yes, we do need a 'deep' discussion on which is better/hotter/sexier: a guy from an anime, or an actual person.

 

Coded Days says

xDD

of course it is.

although johan is sexier

/burned by ivan

Lord VanVan says

That he is

that he is.

Coded Days says

hmm

ivan

who is better

chris or johan?

Lord VanVan says

......

Well

for one thing

Chris is an actual person

Coded Days says

true true.

he's easier to sleep with.

Lord VanVan says

We'd have to get sex changes though

Rachel says

this movie

is

actually

good

Coded Days says

siii siiii

that's why johan is also convinient

he's not really picky.

Lord VanVan says

But he might try to kill us.

Coded Days says

considering suk.

yeaaaaaaah.

Lord VanVan says

I mean, the only thing Chris can do is either high-kick us in the jaw

or break my glasses with hisvoice

*his voice

So Chris is less dangerous

Coded Days says

whereas

johan

would just talk us into suicide.

hmm

Lord VanVan says

Or

crossdress

then

seduce us

then

Coded Days says

and then talk us into suicide?

Lord VanVan says

get us killed

Coded Days says

ahh.

seems pretty probable.

Lord VanVan says

I wouldn't want to die after being seduced

D:

That'd make me such a slut

Rachel says

ivan ill seduce you. then not kill you. c:

Lord VanVan says

Yaaaay

: D

Coded Days says

i wonder what ivan's last words would be if she was seduced before dying.

you know

it's pretty possible

that they'd be that's what she said.

Lord VanVan says

"Baby baby baby ooooh?"

Coded Days says

hurhurrr.

Lord VanVan says

YES

THEY WOULD BE

"That's what she said."

Just like Kurt's grandpa

*Chris'

[17:47] SoraKing3: How do you know that? Did you know I've been trained by a 5 star chef? Do you think you can make better tacos than a person who is Latino themselves?

[17:47] SoraKing3: NO, YOU CAN'T.

[17:47] SoraKing3: GAME OVER.

^ fail....

Sora96 gets pwned Episode 1.

 

 

Sora96 says:

NEW ZEALAND SUCK.

They wouldn't accept our offer to become a state of Australia.

lady koko; says:

i can whip mai hair back and forth too

SoraKing3 says:

BECAUSE AUSTRALIA firetruckING SUCKS

lady koko; says:

new zealand is too sexy

Drunkard says:

australia sucks because multiple marsupials ARE EXTINKT

lady koko; says:

plus, then there wouldnt be any australia x new zealand smut

Drunkard says:

it makes me sad on the inside

SoraKing3 says:

I bet you have boxers the same color as Australia's flag

Or should I say panties

Drunkard says:

Panties...

Sora96 says:

Australia WILL WIN the Olympic Games.

lady koko; says:

no they wont

lulz

SoraKing3 says:

Australia WILL kiss my ass

Drunkard says:

and karma hits you in the ass and they're lasty place

lady koko; says:

SO

SO

SO

SO

Drunkard says:

OOOOhhhh

lady koko; says:

SO

SO

Drunkard says:

SUGAR.HIGH.

lady koko; says:

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a headaache

Sora96 says:

WE WON THE COMMON WEALTH GAMES AND NOW THORPIES BACK.

Drunkard says:

THEN WHY THE MULTIPLE SO'S

lady koko; says:

because

Drunkard says:

Hey, hey sora96.

lady koko; says:

i felt like changing the subject

Drunkard says:

Want a secret?

Sora96 says:

That your a lesbian?

Drunkard says:

HEY GUYS FLAME HIM

Sora96 says:

HEY VENTUS GROW UP.

the ballad of barry allen says:

HEY SORA SHUT UP

Drunkard says:

Dude, I'm 12

SoraKing3 says:

HEY SORA96. GROW SOME firetruckING NUTS.

Drunkard says:

I have an excuse

I can't just become 40 in a day.

Sora96 says:

I don't need any. I already have a set of balls.

Drunkard says:

that would be creepy

lady koko; says:

STOP

SoraKing3 says:

In your mouth?

 

 

 

 

 

Apologies to the Australia citizens here, I just said Australia sucks because..well you know, it's Sora96.

 

Me: I'm hungry(1:13pm)

Macroxen: eat a pie(1:15pm)

Me: But... what if the pie were to fly? (1:16pm)

Me: Even for me, that was prettty lame(1:16pm)

Macroxen: in your eye?(1:17pm)

Me: If so, then that's one sly pie!(1:18pm)

Macroxen: thats in the sky(1:19pm)

Me: Now that's just a lie!(1:19pm)

Macroxen: THATS WHAT THE KAKE IS!!(1:20pm)

Me: Damnit! You broke the chain! D:(1:21pm)

Macroxen: haha!(1:22pm)

Macroxen: and it was in the rain(1:22pm)

Me: MY TEXT BOOK JUST COMMITED SUICIDE! IT LOOKED PAIN...FUL(1:22pm)

Macroxen: fail(1:23pm)

Me: Pfft, I still rhymed, kinda

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Heya

Stranger: Hey

You: So you know Johan Liebert riight?

Stranger: Errrr...

You: Because if you do.... RUN.

You: He'll make you jump off a really really really big building saying it'll make you all powerful!

You: He also makes one hell of a woman.

Stranger: That's not good

Stranger: Oh, that's good though

Stranger: So it balances out

You: Yeah, but he's also been killing people since he was ten.

Stranger: Its 2-1 to him being bad now

Stranger: I don't like him anymore

You: But he's also dead sexy.

Stranger: Ohhh, 2-2

You: Emphasis on the DEAD

Stranger: 3-2?

You: Because technically, he makes you loose the game.

Stranger: I hate you >

You: Mission accomplished >

Stranger:

Stranger: You're just not a very nice person

Stranger: I wouldn't bring you to meet my mum

Stranger: (I missed out a home in there)

You: Your mom is Johan Liebert

You: Say hi to KH13 for me!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I think that person doesn't like me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Wanna know a secret?

Stranger: yes

You: I murdered someone. I'm on the run.

Stranger: really?

You: Yes, really.

You: I killed them dead.

Stranger: that's bad

Stranger: why do you do it?

You: Because its fun.

You: It's fun to see someone die.

Stranger: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: Some people call me crazy. I don't know.

You: The sound of my blade slitting someones throat is just harminous.

Stranger: yes, you're a crazy

You: It does me great pleasure to see people bleed to death

You: Or when I stomp the life out of them

You: That's fun too

You: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: you're crazy

Stranger: o.o

Stranger: by the way, male? female?

You: Goodbye

 

-Stranger

You have disconnected.

Me: hey(3:56pm)

Stardustblade358: Hi(3:56pm)

Me: what do i do in the rp?(3:57pm)

Me: lol(3:57pm)

Stardustblade358: lol.Well,you could go to the Gym with the others to watch my pokemon battle against Brock.Joe went and won,now it's my turn(3:57pm)

Me: i just pop back up with a small pichu? >_>(3:58pm)

Stardustblade358: lol.You're in the Pokemon center with Sky and Joe.(3:58pm)

Stardustblade358: We never left you guys out.(3:58pm)

Me: lol(3:59pm)

Me: so do i juat say i caught some pokemon? lol(3:59pm)

Me: wow corrupted like died DX(4:03pm)

Stardustblade358: If you want.r you could go around and make a scene that you find a pokemon and catch it.Witchever you want(4:03pm)

Stardustblade358: Not really.He must be busy(4:04pm)

Me: ill just said i traded some pokemon with my brother(4:04pm)

Me: oh and im eliminating the level up stuff(4:04pm)

Stardustblade358: OK(4:04pm)

Me: its alittle complicated(4:04pm)

Stardustblade358: ok(4:04pm)

Me: how many gyms did we go to so far?(4:05pm)

Stardustblade358: Only one.lol.We're at Pewter City.(4:05pm)

Stardustblade358: Where the first Gym is found(4:06pm)

Me: k(4:06pm)

Me: what pokemon doed everone have?(4:10pm)

Stardustblade358: Well.Joe has Garadoes,Pikachu and Pigiotto

 

I have Metapod and Squirtle(4:10pm)

Me: dang ._.(4:11pm)

Me: Garadose(4:11pm)

Stardustblade358: lol(4:11pm)

Stardustblade358: Yeah.He catched it as a Magikarp and it evolved after fighting a whole bunch of Garadose(4:11pm)

Me: im going to have a Scyther Growlithe Pidgiotto and Poliwhirl (4:15pm)

Me: too much? lol(4:15pm)

Stardustblade358: Hm,we're just starting our journey.Maybe just two of them?That way you can catch the others through out the journey.lol.I made a list.

 

ponyta

Nidoran girl

Vulpix

Growlithe(4:16pm)

Me: k(4:17pm)

Me: ill have a Pidgiotto and Growlithe(4:17pm)

Stardustblade358: OK.(4:17pm)

Me: Joes at the pokemon center right?(4:18pm)

Stardustblade358: yeah.He's asking nurse Joy to see if she would know when is his pokemon egg going to hatch(4:19pm)

Me: k(4:19pm)

Stardustblade358: Either I(4:39pm)

Stardustblade358: (I'm weak or my dog's to strong.Cause she tackled me in my leg and I fell down.(4:39pm)

Stardustblade358: And she's a chihuahua.(4:40pm)

Me: lo(4:43pm)

Me: lol(4:43pm)

Me: fail(4:43pm)

Stardustblade358: Yes(4:43pm)

Stardustblade358: Imma fail.(4:44pm)

Me: can someone post in the org 13 frogotten members plz?(4:44pm)

Stardustblade358: lol,ok(4:44pm)

Me: hey where your at in the org 13 where is it? lol(5:40pm)

Stardustblade358: In a house in Dawnville(5:42pm)

Me: lol(5:42pm)

Stardustblade358: yeah(5:42pm)

Me: can ducks invade it? :B(5:42pm)

Stardustblade358: Um.That would just be to...random.How about Dusks?Those white creatures that appear in KH2?They can invade and we have to fight them off,(5:43pm)

Me: oh srry(5:43pm)

Me: i ment dusks (5:43pm)

Stardustblade358: lol.Then dusks it is(5:44pm)

Me: lol(5:44pm)

Me: wait ima post it(5:44pm)

Stardustblade358: ok

SK3 says:

Damn =/ Because some days I feel like going on a rampage with a curve sword

Tom says:

......o_O

Tom says:

That's...uh...that's disturbing.

SK3 says:

8D. It's my video game karma. I always do stuff like that in open world games.

Tom says:

....No, I just don't think killing people with your "curve sword"...you know what, nevermind.

SK3 says:

Ohhhh. .

SK3 says:

I wouldn't kill people with that haha.

Tom says:

Yeah...-backs away slowly-

SK3 says:

And now I have the image in my head of someone murdering people with their genitals...eek.

 

I was so disturbed.