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........... BACON!!! 8D/shot to death

Jajajajajajajaja? .....What did someone say to make you laugh that hard? O_O

Man: *holds chest in pain* Ah!! I think I need to go to the ER! Woman: Oh mai gawd are you having a heart attack? Man: No! I think Cupid just hit me ......... FAIL!

Rock: Linkin Park, Muse, Green Day, System of a Down, Slipknot, KISS, Queen (thank you Paolette ;D ), The Beatles, Aerosmith, Three Doors Down, The All American Rejects, Papa Roach, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Bullet for my Valentine, and ummm.... I forgot the rest Latin: (veeery long list) AVENTURA!! 8D, Wisin y Yandel, Don Omar, Ivy Queen, Rakim y Ken-Y, Jowell y Randy, Alexis y Fido, Arcangel, De La Ghetto, DJ Flex, Tito El Bambino, Zion y Lennox, Casa de Leones, Daddy Yankee is... meh , Kat DeLuna, Angel y Khriz, Marcy Place, Calle 13, Tego Calderon, Hector "El Father", Notch, Magnate, Pittbull, Toby Love, Xtreme, and Enrique Iglesias.... those are the ones I can remember .__. Rap: Eminem, Biggy Smalls, 2Pac, Akon, and Jay-Z.... other than that rap sucks I like most music, just not a lot of rap, country, or Death Metal o-o Btw If my little sister gets anymore Disney, Miley Cyrus, or Justin Bieber songs stuck in my head, I'm killing her D< Hey at least the Jonas Brothers sound decent- *attacked by fangirls*

"Lol" is getting extremely annoying. I prefer "xD" or "lmfao" but to me when people say "Lol", it sounds to me like they wanna say "Haha, that was not funny -_-"

.......... You got me >_< Either I'm not trying hard enough or I'm just stumped... I feel so dumb right now .___.

Noooo!!! Hannah Montana is already rotting their minds with evilness and... stuff ._. We will counter back with porn using Disney's dark secrets, destroying its reputation and thus forcing parents to ban Disney from their homes... As for Marvel... Stan Lee has an early birthday preseint waiting at his front steps >D

[align=center]As most of you know, there are evil babehs all over the globe, plotting to strike us at any moment. I've devised a plan to single out the cute innocent babehs from the evily but still equally cute babehs. Observe! Any other military strategies would be helpful in this effort... WE PREPARE FOR WAR!! D:< [/align]

Just saying but how about MGS Peace Walker... if you have a PSP o-o

Am I the only one who noticed that under the search bar it says "Insert Coin"? If you press it you can play Pac-Man AND Miss Pac-Man 8D 2-Players!!!!

^I dont think anyone can answer that o-o Would you rather date Megan Fox or have the ability to survive a kick from Chuck Norris?

Do you fid your own mother attractive?

Would you like to rub chocolate sauce all over your body and have a sumo wrestler give you a massage? If a pirate says "Arg!", a cowboy says "Yeehaw!", a robot says "Bleep!" then what does a hobo mutant ninja... IN SPACE say?

"I swear I had it on..." He stopped... "Did the boss call you?"

Romeo jumped at the sound of Chad's voice. Where'd the phone go? he thought. "Oh... hey Chad..." He started to play with his finger until he noticed his wedding ring was missing to.. "What the- Chad! Have you seen my ring?"

You cant have Paolette pregnant. She's already having little Pablo at the moment o-o

"Romeo Santos?" "Uhh... Yeah?" The nurse tossed him the phone and walked off. Romeo answered... "Boss, is that you?" *mutters from other line* "Oh...." He put his head down... *shouts from the other line* "No boss I'm alright.... No, really... I am." *more words from the other line* "Alright.... Bye..." Rosette was dead...

The men continued talking. "I want them out of here as soon as possible. Just when Gonzalez leaves to Italy for good, we get more problems." "But sir-" "No buts doctor. Let them heal then I want them back to America." A nurse walked into the room with a phone in her hand. Romeo slipped the mic into his pocket again.

He pulled out a microphone that he had been hiding in his back pocket the whole time. He zoomed it in on the two men in the hall... "....-those men in there?"

Romeo woke on a hospital bed. He tried to rise but a burning pain engulfed his leg and shoulde before he could do so. Outside the room, a Brazilian officer was arguing with one of the doctors in the hall in Portuguese.

I think Paolette finds that offensive to her fellow Mexicasians

What is the meaning of life?

Wait... I don't get i- Ghhhhlaaahhh *chokes and dies*

Awww chica!! (=^w^=) Te ves tan bonita OwO

Does it make you uncomfortable knowing that I am watching you right now?