Zero

Well congrats man. That's very sweet of your boyfriend to propose. I hope you two live happily Send me a postcard of your honeymoon~

What she said. It looks really sad if you'd spend all your money on colored rubber bands.

9 Because cubes are better

Thought it was God crying everytime a girl got hit by a truck.

Gonna sit on my ass half the night watching horror movies, steal candy form unsuspecting victims, and if I'm forced to wear a costume, I'll wear a harlequin mask. Kinda like that dude from The Crow. Either that or go to a dance, a party, or a haunted house. If I was still in New York, I might have dropped by the Amityvill Horror house. I only lived 20 minutes from it.

So ya'll need ta hide ya eggs, hide ya mates, and hide yer zookeepers cuz they takin errybody out thar

I dedicate this song to you. Me: Somewhere, over the rainbow Me: way up high Eterna: Theres a land that I heard of once in a lullaby Me: Somewhere, over the rainbow Me: skies are blue Eterna: and the dreams that you dare to dream really do coem true Eterna: Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far Behind me. Me: Where troubles melt like lemon drops Me: away above the chimney tops Me: That's where you'll find me Eterna: Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I?

When I was a child, my mom put hot sauce on my finger when I was asleep to stop suckking my thumb. For 2 months, my cousin convinced me the devil pissed on my finger. I thought chickens can grow in your yard if you bury their bones. I believed the boogeyman was formed when kids hid their boogers in their closets. From then on I hid them under the couch. I thought Jesus died in 9/11. I thought babies were born when men put their penises in a woman's anus and the next day the baby would slide out their belly buttons. I also thought the last dinosaur died in 9/11 while Jesus was protecting it. I thought 9/11 was the beginning of Armaggaedon. 9/11 I thought my parents were brother and sister til I was 6. I thought Candlejack could really kidna

If everything you say is the truth, that means what you told me about your Nazism is true. Dun dun duuunnnn

All I can think of is banner and coloring change. I would reccomend the forum format change, but everyone seems pretty content with that... so yeah. Not much change needed really. Maybe different profile formats, but whatever you like is fine.

..... /calls

You will be once I'm done with you /wink (dont sue me for harassment) No but really, which one is Zero? Dude on the left. Chyeah.

Okay then. Rape my signature.

Nah. I'm just a lesbian with a penis and testicles.

Here's a recent pic of me

Durp.

Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson .... It's a mindfiretruck. Get it out of my head. Please.

I don't like to talk about my real name. I don't like it. But I guess I'll just go as John A. Rodriguez. It is my real name.. minus John.

Basically what VenRox said 9/10 for your avatar 9.5/10 for the awesome sig

These are so random

I'm going to a public school, with like 2,400 other people It's supposedly one of the best high schools here, and I like it, but since I'm moving again... meh

Justin Bieber you say? Now shemales are being born...