Stardustblade358

*at the end of Assassin's Creed 2*Oh Desmond, you took the words right out of my mouth

I hate these type of houses. These weak, practically cardboard material houses. A single thunder can make the whole thing shake. I hate it.

Dog: HUMAN -What is it? -Dog: YOUR HOMEWORK LOOKS COMFTY LET ME SLEEP ON IT -No I haven't finished i*dogs sleeps on it anyways. sighs*

Dog: HUMAN -What is it? -Dog: YOUR HOMEWORK LOOKS COMFTY LET ME SLEEP ON IT -No I haven'

THE DRAMATICAL MURDER OVA PREVIEW OH MY GOSH ON A UNICORN I WANT THE DVD

Zoobomafoo is dead. ZOOBOMAFOO IS DEAD *sobs in a corner*

THAT DREAM WAS AMAZING MICKEY WAS THERE AND ELSA, THE GUY FROM APPLE WAS TAKING OVER THE WORLD, GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS A TEENAGER, EVERYONE THAT HATED ME IN HIGH SCHOOL WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND IT WAS BLOODY FANTASTIC

My arm is my best "to do list" notepad. It goes everywhere with me and it's kind of hard to not look at.

What a nice weather to take a nap! -Dog: LET ME SNORE YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

*looking through re:code CGs*WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO REN

KIWIS

Sis: Imma sing to keep you up at night -*angry moth noises*

Mom: Work on your english project -BUT TOKYO GHOUL THOUGH

If I'm not sweating the temperature is not hot enough for my liking

I can hear the buzzing, but I can't find the source. I'm about to BLOODY SNAP

THERE'S GOING TO BE OVAS OF THE DMMD BAD ENDS. I'M SO EXCITED BUT I'M SO SCARED

what is this sorcery, I didn't mean for this game to make me cry in every damn route

It's normal to just not want to make friends...right?

College confession #1: I like sneaking into lectures to learn in them, even if I don't receive the credits anyways

My mom is a very patient person to have calmly heard me talk to myself about the Library of Alexandria

You know you're bad at a class when you and your family celebrate that you passed a test with a 70.

*whispering *YOU'RE ALIVE

My coffin shall be rigged with springs so at the end of the funeral service confetti will fall from the cieling as my body is catapulted across the room and "Thanks for the Memories" by Fall Out Boy plays in the background.

Don't worry,they said. It won't hurt,they said. Where you get that axe,they said.

Dear sister: Stop singing. You sound like a dying beluga whale. -From: Everyone who lives here