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“Oh yeah! Looks like we chillin’ with the King of Games, biatches! This shit be bawling!” “What?” “He said he’s happy to have you on board.” “Oh.” - Jaden Yuki, Yugi Muto and Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“So wait. . . . is my grandpa, really dead?” “’Fraid so, brosef.” “I thought this was supposed to be a kids movie!” - Yugi Muto and Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Obviously, this movie has its head up its own anus.” – Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“At least tell me if I beat Jaden in the final episode of GX?!” “Well, duh.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHAT!?” “It’s not a spoiler if it’s obvious.” - Yugi Muto, Yusei Fudo and Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“I’m Yugi Muto. And I was playing card games before it was cool.” – Yugi Muto, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“And I’m Jaden Yuki! The cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!” – Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

"I'm Yusei Fudo. I'm the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon." - Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

"Hey, firetruck you man! I'm trying to win my Oscar here!" Yugi Muto, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

"Jaden, this man called your mother fat. I farted on him. He doesn't know it yet." "Hello! I am extremely Asian!" "Yusei!" "What?" "I see dead people." "I'm going to start shunning you for the rest of the movie." - Yubel, Lyman Banner, Jaden Yuki and Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

"I have a question!" "I told you. I can't tell you anything." "This isn't a spoiler." "Okay?" "Can I ride your bike?" "I already told you. No." - Jaden Yuki and Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Who the hell are you and what’s wrong with your hair!?” “My name’s Jaden Yuki and I’m absolutely flawless!” “Stop being happy.” “There ain’t nobody in the world as fly as me!” “I’m serious. Stop it.” “Bitches just line up to get a glimpse of my sweet moves!” “I’m going to tear the happy right out of your soul.” “C’mon, hommie. Don’t be a playa hater.” “I’m not a player hater. I just hate you.” - Yusei Fudo and Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Dang, son! That is one awesome motorbike you have there!” “You’re not riding it.” “Worth a shot.” - Jaden Yuki and Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Paradox!” “Protaganist?” “I came.” “What?!” “To the past.” “Oh.” “But I also had an orgasm.” “Ew.” “Ha! Nice!” - Paradox, Yusei Fudo and Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Next year, I’m vacationing in Germany! Nothing bad ever happens there!” – Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Okay, that tears it. Venice SUCKS!” – Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“Remember, when you hit 88 miles per hour-” “I’m going to see some serious shit.” “No, you’ll be violating the speed limit.” - Crimson Dragon and Yusei Fudo, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“I think he was trying to embarrass me in front my girlfriend.” “Oh don’t be silly, Yusei. You know, I’d never be embarrassed-” “For the last time, I am dating a motorcycle!” “But why date a motorcycle when you have me?!” “Tell him, Jack.” “Girls are smelly.” “He’s right. They are.” “Well, I think motorcycles are smelly.” “Get out.” “But-” “Get. Out.” - Yusei Fudo, Akiza Izinski and Jack Atlas Yugioh Bonds Beyonds Time Abridged

“Yusei! That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! He’s a dick!” – Jack Atlas, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

“It’s a good thing I play a lot of Assassin’s Creed.” - Jaden Yuki, Yugioh Bonds Beyond Time Abridged

I. LOVE. YUGIOH. BONDS. BEYOND. TIME. ABRIDGED. FUNNIEST. MOVIE. EVER. I. AM. NOT. EXAGGERATING.