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She said she'd take buying a new version of Microsoft Office into consideration. =w=b Part A of the plan accomplished.
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"I didn't know that God had such an addiction to sex." AHAHAHA
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A part of me died inside when I read the definition for nymphomaniac.
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedmaybe because it's shocking and i need to learn the ways of the world?
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Like an echo in my mind, echo in my brain.
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"Move up to good ol' Canada, babe. It's only nineteen. Eighteen in Alberta, but they're all rednecks and you can't get laid."
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Mfw when people use another language to bash or insult people, knowing they won't understand.
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KOKO AND KAISO SUCK THEY WON'T CALL ME GENN WHEN I WANT THEM TO
TheApprenticeofKingMickey repliedshut up before i pull out a potentially dangerous weapon (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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LEXI WHEREVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU
Think Pink repliedTHEY PUT TOO MUCH PEPPER ON AND I'M LIKE EWWWWWWWWW I'M BREATHING FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Think Pink repliedI read some article where some guy said he worked at Subway and hated people, so if they asked for mayo, he'd put barely any on, and when they asked for more he'd overflow it. He licked all the food in the backroom before putting it out to put on sandwiches and stuff. I'm like ohmigod I'm never eating there again. Well, actually, the food tastes good, so I guess I will.
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I've decided. I'm officially going back to writing my Egyptian story as of today.
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ok i quit putting stuff on the internet forever because THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME – Andrew Hussie
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I just found out something that greatly relieved and made me happy at the same time.