Everything posted by superbanana
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I want to walk to Gamestop to Skyrim, but this arrow in my knee is bugging me
The next person to make an arrow to the knee joke gets an arrow to the knee.
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"The point is, everyone is not black and white. There are so many shades in the middle, and you’v...
Don't forget about the Pandorans. Their blue.
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Excuse me Everyone, I have a brief announcment to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the dev...
he's not making fun of 9-11. Don't overreact. Jesus wasn't black, but the most common depiction of him is totally inaccurate assuming that he existed. If Ronald Regan were the devil, we would be dead by now.
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I just came back to the site after about a month of not being here. So, space cowboy is SK3, 4eve...
So basically everybody became obsessed with changing their names. Did you guys join the witness protection program or something?
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Top 50 ways to annoy your parents~
Haven't done 6, 8, 18, 26, 32, or 50. @37 the science channel said if I did it a few billion times I would go through the wall. @42 You stole that from diary of a wimpy kid! I haven't done 23, but once I took all the pens/pencils in the house and tried to sell them back for $1 each. 44/50 6 to go
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32 ways to annoy your teacher~
The ones I haven't done are 3, 5, 6, 10, 17-19, 21-22, 26, 28-29, and 32. I've done 27 but not during a test. That's 19/32 only 13 to go.
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A message from Cave Johnson
Don't make melon-juice, get mad! Give the Watermelons back to Life! I don't want your damn Watermelons! Does life know who I am!? I'm the guy who's gonna burn life's house down! With the Watermelons! I'll make my scientists invent some kind of combustible Watermelons and burn Life's house down! Technically, that wasn't the lemon rant.
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The "sexy time with the main character" thread.
Now I'm really regretting playing Minecraft. I spent 20 minutes deciding whether I should play Minecraft or Portal 2. Why did I have to choose Minecraft?!
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2012 turns out to be a complete myth after all.
Dibs on all of Saturn's moons! Didn't we have a 20-page argument about why you can't live on mars? So, it's actually the day the God of creation and war is supposed to come. That doesn't sound apocalyptic at all.
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superbanana's status update
I just came back to the site after about a month of not being here. So, space cowboy is SK3, 4everbee is Khgirl4ever, and P50L is plus50living?
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Confession...
It's not lady Koko!? Now I feel stupid.
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Guys! My computer is being attacked by a virus!
Try Microsoft Security Essentials.
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Congress Decides: Pizza Is A Vedgetable
Pizza is NOT a vegetable. It's a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits! Why is everybody so racist to tomatoes!? Tomatoes have feelings too! But seriously, this is actually really ironic because the reason they declared it a vegetable was because they needed to make school lunches healthier. Now people will have an excuse to eat pizza, and everybody will get even fatter.
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American government planning on censoring the internet.
If this bill passes I'm moving to Sweden.
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THE UN-BAN CELLA THREAD.
I'll give you a dollar to make sure the ban is permanent.
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GOOGLE CHROME FTW! AND HOW CRAP THE OTHERS ARE!
What do normal people use then?
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When I leave I'm going to do something that will make all of you either hate me or love me.
Can you pretend to leave and then come back 1 hour later just for my entertainment?
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Where is my firetrucking phone?
If your cell-phone is nuke-resistant, nuke your house. Your cell-phone will be the only thing that survives and will be easy to find among the charred pieces of what was once a house.
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Will I ever be banned?
I can see that picture, which is the same thing as watching the picture, which is the same thing as watching vocaloid.
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Murder KHgirl4ever
hmmmm... I'm just gonna go away because I know that anything I might post on this thread would get me banned. twice.
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Mental Age
36. How do they calculate this? Take your actual age and multiply by 3?
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Our world border has broken!
Xehanort gave you those dreams so that you would think you were the chosen one but the dreams were actually just fake.
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OH MY F******************************* GOSH!
You have to specify that you're joking or half the people who read it know it's a joke and half think it's real and then there's a huge thread full of the confusion of people arguing over 2 totally different subjects. Never mind, not specifying that it's a joke makes it even more funny.
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THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET
It only took me 1 second to lose.
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LOLOLOL IM LIKE SUGAR HIGH
LOLOLOL I ONLY GOT 6 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND I WOKE UP AT 7 AND NOW IT'S 11:02 AND I FEEL SO GREAT I'M NOT TIRED AT ALLL!