superbanana

The Riddler and Schizophrenia

What if I have a dream about dreams being fake? Do I break physics?

There should be a test or something to decide whether or not somebody is allowed to be a parent.

Dihydrogen monoxide, a chemical found in all lakes, swimming pools, and water bottles, can cause death when inhaled.

I started learning Java when I was 11, so you should have no problem learning C++.

I know Java and some JavaScript.

It sounds like their strategy has worked so far. Don't question it. They'll let you play them eventually.

I find the amount of results when I type "World domination how to" into Google both scary and satisfactory.

PIZZA. It's not a fruit, but It's a vegetable, apparently.

They should have let him actually die, or at least go into a coma. They had a perfect heartfelt yet somewhat dark moment all set up and then they just randomly decided that goofy was wearing a helmet or something.

I think I used to have a zerg monster card. I don't know where it is now. My cousin probably convinced me to give it to him or something.

The last time you went to any public place, over a thousand people probably saw what you looked like, and they live close enough to you that they could easily murder you if they wanted to.

The pirate guy at port royal said something about alcohol in one scene.

I VOLUNTEER AS THE OTHER TRIBUTE. Now I get to shoot arrows at people without worrying about any legal issues.

At least that means we have something to look forward to at E3, then. There won't be any new console releases like last year, unless Sony decides to show everybody the Orbis, which they probably won't.

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PC, if that counts as a gaming system. If it doesn't, either SNES or PS3.

"I think there's a virus on my computer. It's making circles go everywhere and I don't know what to do!" "Did you type zerg rush into google?" "What's a google? Do I have one?"

Nobody ever does that thing with the smiley in the statuses any more. We got, like, 8 in a row, once.

First, this is great. Second, Travis is totally going to become batman. His parents were brutally murdered, and he has some kind of special power. All he needs is a butler and some kung-fu skills.

You're supposed to shower on a daily basis? I haven't even changed clothes since two days ago.

Pfft, you can't claim a word, especially a three letter word.

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If it was real it would be on video.

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