Shard the Gentleman

Kingdom Hearts but Pretzels cost more than Melons

Kingdom Hearts but 2 quid is not good enough

Kingdom Hearts but the Heartless aren't hearts and the Nobodies aren't bodies.

I guess not Kingdom Hearts but the worlds are based on different Religions rather than Disney Movies.

Is that a KH Comedy Reference

Kingdom Hearts, but Sora is a Hitler Youth of the 1930's.

Kingdom Hearts but the story follows Princess Aurora so you're awake for only about three scenes.

KH13 but the KH stands for Konami Hentai

Kingdom Hearts but directed by Michael Bay and developed by EA Games.

Kingdom Hearts but SquareSoft decided to make it the actual Final Fantasy XI, so there were no other worlds or Disney characters, thus it was all on one planet that Sora travels through with Riku and Kairi on a raft.

Kingdom Hearts but the Ancient Keyblade War never happened.

Kingdom Hearts but every 'Light' is replaced by Roxas saying 'Shut up!'

Yeah, even though my profile says different, it's probably about mid-tier in regards to all KH games quality. Better than Re:Coded/Days, not as good as 1/2/BBS

Kingdom Hearts but Naminé actually has happy moments in her existence before disappearing.

Honestly, Beauty and the Beast 2017 looks pretty good, an honest live action version to the classic.

Awh. Well, only one way to find out, I'll post a link when two more people show interest.

Anyone down for a game of online Cards against Humanity?

Haha, I try

I love SEGA as a company. The hire a lot of people who make fan games and music, rather than shut down their products. In fact: Sonic Mania is being made completely by people who made old fan games and music!

Here's the version I'm singing tho:

Ravioli Ravioli it's a chef-ioli

IF HE SHOOTS YA IT'S FIRED IN SPURTS C.G. COCONUT GUN

Your profile pic keeps changing lmao

HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS