Master J

So, after Sora defeats the KoopaNorts and Master Xehanort at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3, I believe he'll fall into a deep depression after realizing he's destroyed hundreds and thousands of creatures, murdered several men, and several children's cartoon characters. He'll take up heavy drinking to numb the emotional pain that comes with murder. His drinking will lead to several problems, and he'll get into an abusive relationship with Kairi. Kairi, fed up with Sora's abuse and "Having light in your heart is good" BS, will leave Sora for someone much more chill, RIku. Sora, accelerated into a further depression by the breakup, will call up Mickey and they'll go get wasted at the Disney Strip Joint. Realizing they're completely intoxicated and unable to drive, they decide that they have to get the Gummi Ship home somehow. Sora takes the wheel and a little bit into driving, gets pulled over and arrested for DUI, and Mickey for possession of Marijuana. They both go to jail and the other inmates, turned on by Sora's bigass shoes, steal them and attempt to violate him. Sora summons his Keyblade and knocks one of them out cold, then uses the key to unlock the prison cell. Sora attempts to climb the fence, but is shot dead by a guard on his way up. Mickey witnessed the whole event and after he gets out of prison, starts binge drinking in an attempt to compensate for his now pathetic life. The moral of the story is, if a giant firetrucking key appears in your hands, simply set it down and walk away. Otherwise, you'll end up completely decimating the lives and goals of anyone who doesn't share the same viewpoint as you, and you'll die a violent death in prison. Don't drink and drive.

Instead, I got a Japanese guy simply stating Final Fantasy news is on the way. Damn, Square Enix are turning into major trolls.

No, that'd be an idiotic financial decision. Besides, Nomura's changed his mind before. The Key word is TRYING.

I'm calling it now, he's about to announce either Versus or Final Fantasy 15. *Edit*- Oh, just the same exact trailer of a concept we already saw before, cool... ):

Jizz has been shed.

Thank god.

Final Fantasy Versus 13 was announced as a launch game along with the Playstation 4 tomorrow? Many people believe that Sony will not announce a new console tomorrow, but if you go on their website it specifically has a video for each system's timeline from the original Playstation to the Vita. This would honestly make so much sense if Versus was released on the PS4 because it would explain why development has taken so long, and Sony would have a solid, amazing title to display the capabilities of the PS4. My personal reaction would be.... (Yeah, I'm bringin this back!) Tell me, what are your guys' thoughts and what would you like to see announced tomorrow? Do you even think the PS4 will be announced?

Haha I shit myself *clicks next thread*...

Square Enix is profiting off a game that hasn't even been released yet Those assholes!

Ezio's family, nuff said.

Days because its the only thing that will be new (besides the plot in general of course).

Xigbar is like Bruce Willis with hair and an eyepatch. And a pirate.

It would mean more money, but you know,, only one console can have all the goods.

Pokemon Ruby. 320 hours, I have no freakin clue how I played it that long, but back then the internet wasn't that relevant to me and I discovered everything on my own (the Regis, etc.)

Cuz he's an asshole and wants all the fangirls for himself.

Who gives a shit? Seriously its just a video game calm down guys.

I don't really hear the difference.

Its a shame he uses a lot of his character designs based on a heterosexual musician, but hey, Cloud was voted one of the most popular characters ever.

Too bad he can't fill us in on Versus. At all.

Every character with an eyepatch has a badass voice actor.... Especially this one

Yeah, its a pretty good game if you're high while playing it.

LOL OMG it got taken down by Activision! Call of Duty ahahaahahah!

Tom from Tom and Jerry is a mean pussy.... cat.

Rather would have vaporware if this true, Square Enix suckss lately. inb4(insert sexual joke here)

Xehanort went back in time and made it so that Sora would never get laid by Kairi, which he originally would have done several times in KH2. I mean seriously, what else is there to do on that island besides Kairi? (Don't even say Riku.....) So is everyone else. Time Travel is bullshit and when people have to struggle to understand a story, its obviously a terrible concept. It ruined Kingdom Hearts and I'm starting to see more flaws and cheesiness in the game than I am the positive.