Smithee

Already read it -- was like, "Damn!"

R.I.P., Chester from Linkin Park.

Happy 4th, and God bless.

Headcanon: Xehanort is Egyptian.

Kingdom Hearts Wikia, thou art run by headcanon-forcing elitists.

...said Nomura when writing DDD's story.

Who else sees Eraqus as the Unintentionally Sympathetic trope? Sure, he kept holding the Idiot Ball, but his beliefs themselves keep being reinforced by the narrative time and time again, IMO -- and, unlike MX, he actually cares about everyone's well-being at the end of the day.

Tommy, we are being overrun by the French!

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Release KH3 already, dammit.

Indeed.

Can we swim / A lake / By the ocean?

Not a problem if my name just so happens to be MacGyver.

Really? I've always found him to be a Stupid Sexy Flanders, TBH.

Not angry; just nervous.

Don't tell me the Nintendo Switch will make me pay to play Mario Maker's Course World... That's not even multiplayer!

Ultimately forcing Sora to summon Walt Disney and have him one-shot Fusion Zamasunort.

As of right now, I'm officially calling MX "Zamasunort."

Happy Belated New Year, guys.

Merry Christmas. But you knew that.

"Dream Drop Distance"? More like "Deuce Drop Distance."

Can I please go to an alternate universe where Dream Drop Distance never existed?

While MX is my least-favorite character, at least he's still awesome in terms of VA performance (R.I.P., Chikao Ohtsuka and Leonard Nimoy).

It's all about them fast-car nights... / ...and them big-boat days! / Living this champagne life... / ...everything's okay!