Dracozombie
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Today I learned that hobos have magic powers, like the ability to walk across the street through traffic and not die.
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I'm beginning to familiarize myself with the local hobo wildlife around my work area. They're fascinating--one of them cursed out a little girl for eating lunch, and another allegedly has a habit of pushing people out of his way and into traffic. At least I'm not bored there.
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Guys my peanut butter and jelly sandwich is leaking peanut butter and jelly. This is a crisis. Help!
Hargleblargleboo repliedThat means they aren't really made for each other. To fix this problem, make a Fluffernutter instead. They stick together a lot better.
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boo
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I'm starting to think I'll be stuck with my little Roxas avi for the rest of forever. Anytime I get the idea to make another one, I'm like, nah. And after I cleaned out my computer I might've used up the number of times my Photoshop CD can be installed. Oh well.
Dracozombie repliedYeah, firetruck them. The Microsoft suite has a similar rule I believe, so that's why my word processor is OpenOffice rather than Word.
Dracozombie repliedAAAAAUGH god. I'm gonna double check it, though. Since I already bought it maybe there's a way to let me keep installing it for some kind of cheaper price.
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This is where I'd make the "Looks like my summer vacation is... over" joke, if it still existed for me. Hello working world! You suck!
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I say we all go blitzkrieg KHInsider by making new accounts and seeing how fast we can ban ourselves. (Xaon is a bad influence.)
Reyn repliedDemyx, You should troll people here in the MM discussion: http://forums.khinsider.com/video-games/95452-mega-man-series-discussion-71.html#post6203801
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Still legendary o.e
Dracozombie repliedThanks for the free Likes. =P I'll admit I'm a bit disappointed my title didn't change, but at least I reached another milestone.
God what am I doing with my life?
Sora repliedNo problem, I was curious too
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Life is so unfair: the other day I drove myself in a car I don't have to pay for to an ice cream shop in a nice town, and the sundae I bought with no dent to my wallet was so big the chocolate syrup kept dripping off and it was hard to eat. It's a struggle.
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Ahh, I love being able to sit in the corner of a coffee shop and work in peace and not have to feel ashamed of how someone could potentially look over my shoulder and see me browsing a KH website.
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I'm going to be able to make a Reaper in Tera soon and I was thinking of naming her either Batreaux, Dark Necrofear, or Dracozombie
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What happens to Pinocchio's nose if he says "I'm lying?"
Dracozombie repliedThe best answer I heard for this question is that his nose grows in reverse and into his brain. So yeah, that might explain the previous five casualties. Gepetto, you mad scientist you.
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No soup for you.
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Look, jackass, I know you think honking your horn is gonna magically make traffic move forward or make another driver feel bad for something you think they did, but seriously, unless someone's seconds away from hitting you, you don't need to add noise to an already unpleasant drive.
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I guess I'm a fuddy duddy because I'm dreading this contest. The last time this win-by-posting thing happened, the forums were flooded with posts that were so shallow that there weren't any discussions so much as there were obvious attempts to boost a number.
Dracozombie repliedYikes, two weeks of people competing in who can talk the most; no wonder I went crazy.
And Dave, your posts are always good.
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My pancake turned out so fluffy that it can't sustain its mighty weight and the bites keep falling apart. Breakfast is depressing today.
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My tan lines are a sight to behold. I will kill the sun.
Dracozombie repliedYeah, but Amaterasu to my knowledge paints useful stuff. She doesn't paint my arms and legs one color and the rest of my body some paler, doughy version of it.
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Hey, would you mind taking a little look at something I wrote, Mrs. English graduate?
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Contrary to what I had thought, ice skating is not like bike riding in that you never forget how to do it. The amount of times I had shamefully collapsed is proof.
Amber Cole repliedhahaha nice! it was either that or have my cousin and his friend walk mearound the rink or push me and I didn't want to do that
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I dunno, I can't justify spending money to see a movie I had already previously spent money to see, but I really wanna watch How to Train Your Dragon 2 again...
Dracozombie repliedExactly! The movie's still in purgatory so you need to shell out for another ticket if you want to see it again. It's not that I can't afford it, I just can't justify spending it. Why is life so difficult?
Dracozombie repliedOh, I will. (Psst, don't tell anyone!) But that won't happen until the DVD comes out, and that won't happen until later and I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL LATER god life is hard.
I was pathetic 
join the dark side, Drake.
