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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me!
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My father had the heart of a lion!...And a life time ban from the san diego zoo.
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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslectic, and an insomniac?....A guy who stays up late every night wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Yesterday my boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it.
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My friends and I put on a performance about puns. It was basically a play on words.
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so yesterday when i was going to bed it was really cold so i put my whole body in the blanket really fast and my pajama bottoms rubbed against my blanket and created electricity that could actually see.
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whos gonna be google chrome? :B
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