So, I was searching around on the internet and I came across this absolutely lovely site.

 

Here are some of my favorite quotes--

From the Homosexuality page:

If a person is born that way, why have so many been delivered form the perversion by the blood of Jesus? If you expect to go to heaven when you are living this way, you are sadly mistaken.

What makes you think god has changed his mind? Fire and Brimstone may not be falling from heaven, but the disease God has allowed is sure getting around!! It is wrong, it is disgusting and it is immoral. If you are Gay or lesbian, you are demonized and need to be freed.

 

Jesus waits for you to ask him in your life. He will cleanse you from the perversion. Ask him today.

 

From the Pokemon page (I shit you not):

Another clever scheme to seduce children in to occult thinking is Pokemon. It is laced with eastern mysticism. Buddhist Mysticism, Hinduism, meditation rituals, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Book of Tao, the Analects of Confucius, the Gita, the I Ching, and The Tibetan Book of the Dead are some of the teachings that influence the game. It is all wrapped up in cute little characters to teach children Witchcraft and Satanism.

 

From the Interview With the Vampire page:

Hollywood has a new twist, and that is making vampires sex symbols. They have the big names, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Antonio Banderes. This new look that vampires have attained has an influence on society's image of vampires. Now instead of evil, they have a strange attractiveness and charm. They are so dark and mysterious that it

......screw who ever say's this they can go to hell i dont care what they say if that's the point all anima would be like this

I'm Catholic!

/shot

 

But seriously, this is a load of crap.

Gays are no different than regular people. Just because they have a different sexual preference doesn't mean they are damned to hell. I was taught that we were made out of God's body and blood and that he loves us no matter what we do.

 

Pokemon is devilish..??

I don't get that at all.

......screw who ever say's this they can go to hell i dont care what they say if that's the point all anima would be like this

 

*high fives*

 

I'm Catholic!

/shot

 

But seriously, this is a load of crap.

Gays are no different than regular people. Just because they have a different sexual preference doesn't mean they are damned to hell. I was taught that we were made out of God's body and blood and that he loves us no matter what we do.

 

Pokemon is devilish..??

I don't get that at all.

 

Apparently they aren't even considered people and weren't "made in God's image". A certain event in history comes to mind...

 

Yeah, out of all the "lolwut" inducing things I've ever read, the "Pokemon = Satanism" thing takes #1.

I think God will let you be who you want to be. But it would just be wierd if there was one sex, instead of two. That's why there's man and women, in my opinion. You can love whoever you want to love. I haven't seen anything in the Bible that strictly prohibits being gay or something. Sexual immorality is not allowed, but it never said a word about being gay. That's just stupid.

I think God will let you be who you want to be. But it would just be wierd if there was one sex, instead of two. That's why there's man and women, in my opinion. You can love whoever you want to love. I haven't seen anything in the Bible that strictly prohibits being gay or something. Sexual immorality is not allowed, but it never said a word about being gay. That's just stupid.

 

We couldn't survive if there was only one sex or if everyone were homosexual. That's just the way things are. But that doesn't necessarily mean that being straight is the only way to go.

The only thing I've ever read in the Bible that was in anyway against homosexuality was actually against male prostitution and rape.

will see if ever one was homosexual then we would be died by now but the male prostitution and rape thing even im agaist thos im realy agiast the rape thign rape is for people who cant get someont to love or there just soo creepy it make's no seen's

Yeah, my mom tells me shit like this all the time. She's one of those really Christian people. My parents wouldn't let me or my siblings watch Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh sometimes because they thought it related to the devil.

 

/lulz.

Oooh silly silly people just go off on everything; i mean, Sora and Sepheroth summon an occult symbol and Squall has abilities that use transendentalist terms; it's not like they're promoting anything. it's just words and drawings; people just love to be extremists (which there are those people in just about anything you can imagine)

 

but meh, this is just another example of man's ability to flip the eff out

Oooh silly silly people just go off on everything; i mean, Sora and Sepheroth summon an occult symbol and Squall has abilities that use transendentalist terms; it's not like they're promoting anything. it's just words and drawings; people just love to be extremists (which there are those people in just about anything you can imagine)

 

but meh, this is just another example of man's ability to flip the eff out

 

Imo, people read wayyyy too into things most of the time.

This isn't news to me, I know I'm the vessel of the devil.

 

 

 

but really, I'd rather burn in hell than not be Gay, because that's really a huge part of who I am.

Well yes, pokemon does link to satanism..... nurse joy sees your pokemon almost dead, and with a smile, shes says "I hope to see you again." This is obviously some twisted form of satanism, fed to young children so that they will smile when animals are close to death....

 

Pokemon also promotes prostitution, because the old couple seem to make babies in the day-care centre a lot, and sometimes they keep the eggs, so that they can continue their "business."

Ugh, I think I came across that website when I was doing homework. Made me glad my brother and I became atheists, even if our parents don't know.

This is why it should be legal to murder stupid people.

This sounds like my mother, I can't believe people think that way. So I can't even read a manga now? Just because they think christianinsm is the only right religion in the world the others are lead by the devil? I really don't believe there are such stupid people.

When i see things like this, it makes me think, if somebody twists the truth to make something as dumb as this, they must actually like the subject, because nobody can think of this kind of dumbassness normally, which is why i am happy my family is athiest (i don't think that's how it's spelt but meh )

I AM the devil, just look at my nickname

 

you know what is it called? ENVY, a deadly sin.

they Envy the success of things like pokemon and digimon and just try to troll it, however, I must say...

 

about the homosexuals, I sincerly do not care about those things and no one should

 

and if there is hell, all the nice people are there, like all the greeks from antient eras

Yeah, my mom tells me shit like this all the time. She's one of those really Christian people. My parents wouldn't let me or my siblings watch Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh sometimes because they thought it related to the devil.

 

/lulz.

 

WHAT my grandparent are just like that, they thought blue eye was the devil.

I find this extreemly funny.

In any case, EVERYTHING can be linked to the devil. And everything will. For some reason people find satisfaction into pointing out the little things in childrens shows to make everyone completely against it, even though it teaches nothing of the sort. Its fantasy. Deep inside the imagination. Reality is far from it.

People have way too much time on their hands, lol.

 

That website is a very well known troll website. (well it's well known to other trolls). Anything and everything written there is not to be taken seriously and you should just play a long and laugh at it.

 

For future reference try to look for these things that appear in all troll sites.

 

1. Extremely simple webpage layout

2. Very little information about the creator(s) of the site (AKA no about page)

3. Uses a wiki format (for example, Encyclopedia Dramatica)

4. Attempts to promote hate against as many groups as possible.

5. Makes baseless yet hilarious claims (Pokemon promotes satanism for example)

6. No way to make comments (I don't know why the do this though considering they do it so they can here people reactions).

7. Links to other troll websites or shock sites.

 

That website is a very well known troll website. (well it's well known to other trolls). Anything and everything written there is not to be taken seriously and you should just play a long and laugh at it.

 

For future reference try to look for these things that appear in all troll sites.

 

1. Extremely simple webpage layout

2. Very little information about the creator(s) of the site (AKA no about page)

3. Uses a wiki format (for example, Encyclopedia Dramatica)

4. Attempts to promote hate against as many groups as possible.

5. Makes baseless yet hilarious claims (Pokemon promotes satanism for example)

6. No way to make comments (I don't know why the do this though considering they do it so they can here people reactions).

7. Links to other troll websites or shock sites.

 

Well that's a relief. 8D though I feel kinda like a dumbass now...

 

 

winwinwinwinwinwinwin

lol That may be a troll website, but this ain't no troll!

 

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Yes, there's edits in it, but it looks completely legit to me. Which is extremely sad.

lol That may be a troll website, but this ain't no troll!

 

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Yes, there's edits in it, but it looks completely legit to me. Which is extremely sad.

 

One, this is a church, so it's not anything that should be belived nationwide or whatever. Doesn't matter if those people believe that. It's their choice.

 

Two, you said it was edited. Then used the word legit.

Misuse of the word legit.

 

 

And, most of this is really bs and shouldn't be taken very seriously

Gays are born that way because God wanted them to be born that way, obviously.

Pokemon is just children show. withacomotheory/shot

Damn, this is almost as good as Conservapedia.

Buddhist Mysticism, Hinduism, meditation rituals, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Book of Tao, the Analects of Confucius, the Gita, the I Ching, and The Tibetan Book of the Dead are some of the teachings that influence the game.

OMFG OTHER CULTURES ARE BAAAAD.

lol That may be a troll website, but this ain't no troll!

 

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Yes, there's edits in it, but it looks completely legit to me. Which is extremely sad.

 

I lol'd