Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but it does.. tomorrow.

 

I wish Sora would stop laughing at him. D8<

Granted, but then I laugh at him.

 

I wish I could have a margarita, with extra salt.

Granted, but someone put Sprite inside by accident.

 

I wish I was boy. >.<

Granted but I wouldn't love you.

 

I wish someone would make me a really epic AkuRoku or LeaVen siggy D:

 

iloveyoursLexi

Granted, because she already did

 

I wish that my Teddy Bear would lahve me most. ;;

Granted, but you are killed by anti yaoi fans.

 

I wish that I could get sucked into the kingdom hearts games.

Granted, but after a few battles a Shadow heartless stole your heart

I wish I was a lion tamer

Granted but the lion ate you

 

I wish that I could control time and space

Granted, but you accidently create a wormhole and get sucked in. bye bye.

 

I wish I could figure out what to write next in my fanfic...

Granted, but your whole story gets burned and yo have no memory of what you wrote before. have fun

I wist that all the girls from the K.H. games were real and loved me and only me!

Granted, but then they saw Eterna. /shot

 

I wish that people on this Forum would take second grade again and learn to spell.

Granted but then you never understood wht they we'd saying because it was to complex.

 

I wish I could stay home from school.

Granted, but your parents watch you the whole time to make sure you don't go off playing video games and have you do the most tedious chores in the house.

 

I wish I could remember my squibby password so I can post one in my siggy.

Granted, but your parents watch you the whole time to make sure you don't go off playing video games and have you do the most tedious chores in the house.

 

I wish I could remember my squibby password so I can post one in my siggy.

 

Granted but you forgot all your other passwords.

 

I wish I had a hot dog.

Granted but you choked trying to eat it.

 

I wish I had a book to read.. >.<

Granted, but the book was in Russian

I wish I could read japanese and had all the KH Final Mixes

Granted, but it turned out that the KH Final Mixes were pirated

I wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream

Granted, but the ice cream had been out over the summer.

 

I wished I had my own demon butler.

wow, there's a curropt a wish game on this forum??? awesome

 

granted, but he requires a tribute of 10 souls for each week

 

i wishi had a truckfull of thornton's original special toffee...

Granted, but you ended up visiting the dentist because of cavities

I wish I had the X-blade!

Granted,but then all of the keyblade wielders of the world would come and kill you for it.

 

I wish that Ventus would wake up.

Granted, but he was still half asleep, so Ven hit you with his keyblade by mistake thinking you were an Unversed.

I wish I was in Kingdom Hearts

Granted, but because you're good at using the computer Terra got jealous and started to smash you in the face.

I wish I was married to Ventus

Granted, but Vanitas took over Ven's body and killed joo O_o

I wish Vanitas was my new pet puppy

Granted but he will murder you in your sleep

I wish I could meet a bunch of people from KH