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they said firetruck him

I think the closest thing we got were bruisers

SNAIL FROG THINGS ARE WHAT THE KIDS LIKE THESE DAYS NAH MEAN

Those would fit in a princess and the frog world

Which we're probably never see oof (Tiana maybe with the new princesses)

I thought the worst designed enemy was the enemies in monstropolis that are literally just a screw with a helmet on

Lol well

That's bound to happen

Look at pokemon

Literally just a bolt with dot and some goo

I have to assume the 3 that "retired" the role of princesses of heart are snow white, Cinderella, and Aurora, because they were like 30 years old in KH1 and so they probably were like, yeah I'm settling down

I still want tiana

i like how thats just a thing they can just pass off now

Yeah...best to not question it

EHHHHHH I dont FEEEEEEEEL like being a heart of light rn ill give it to this bitch i guess

Why even have it as a plot point if its not gonna matter in this game at all

Yeah, the real answer is "old ones not modern enouf"

Because disney probably

also why did Xehanort even bother keeping sora alive

they should just not touch on it again

Because

PLOT

The bad guys always keep the hero alive too long

When you think about it, Xehanort doesnt need sora, so why in the 2 whole instances in the game that both marluxia and young xehanort completely outclassed sora in every way, and put him to firetrucking sleep, did they not just kill him

Because he is MC

trust me why did they keep throwing shadows at them. WHY did they keep trying to kill the lights before the clashes to make the keys. WHY THE firetruck repliku just come to throw MORE DAMN WEEAK ASS SHADOWS FUUUUUUCK

Like in every plan before KH3 they needed sora till the end, but in KH3, theres not even an excuse, they couldve killed him

man what a plan just throw shadows and you win

another thing I noticed though, So are Xehanort and Eraques having an actual chess game about the events of the story, because if so, why the firetruck would xehanort follow that same strategy for his life when he knew he was going to lose

FUUUUUUUUUCk

why

not

u know

why not