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I just want to be a witch living in a cottage on the outskirts of a small town where I sell my potions

what's that? there's a witch Iiving in a cottage on the outskirts of a smaII town where she seIIs potions?

l've Iit my pitchfork Iet's make haste

I just want to be free

Rock/Metal/Alternative music with orchestra is the best thing ever.

Wrong century dude

curses!

Do you have a potion that can make me socially competent?

I mean

I have a potion that makes you feel more confident in yourself

Gimmie

that'll be 30 gold coins

I’ll take 500. You want cash, check, card, or PayPal?

that will take a time to brew...

and gather the ingredients for...

Sidequest time

Time to mindlessly kill the same slime a billion times

no slime needed ya bimbo!

imagine slime in a confidence potion

like fr, do you know nothing about potions?!?!

I need some roots from bomb-apple trees though

No. I literally don’t. That’s why I’m consulting a professional.

anywyays ye, need some bomb-apple tree roots

and some explosion-berry seeds

Ok. Time to kill the same tree a billion times.

And the proper term is HIMbo???

sorry sorry

if you bring me the ingredients I can offer you a discount on the potions

but I do still need to charge you for brewing the potions

Deal

Ma’am, please take this 300.000+ gold I stole from several corpses bodies as payment :DD

ye sure

starts brewing

I- I'll be done in like a week

this- this is a lot of potions and I only have 1 cauldron

Oh no need. It’s just a donation.