For the next instance of my Trolling guide I will show you an example of a successful trolling spree.
Lately I have been trolling this one guy. I set bait by writing "Damn Krauts" on a video glorifying the German Army during WWII (no offense to Germans of course, just wanted to do some trolling)
This is the lovely string of PMs that occurred and is still going on. For privacy reasons I am keeping his name anonymous. Anything he says is bold and everything I say is italicized.
your a stupid firetrucking kid the s.s were the only ones who killed jews then there was the warmacht then panzer devisions and most of them were fighting for germany not hitler or facism you stupid jew cunt
I love how you try to prove your not racist and then call me a stupid jew cunt. How hypocritical. You must be a liberal and or democrat.
I don't know how obvious a troll I could be. I guess people will hate it if they get the chance.
actually your a troll for saying all germans were nazis on a video that wasnt yours and
talking out your asshole firetrucking troll 5 year old and your gunna call me a hypocrite
when i never was proving that i wasnt racist i was saying that not all germans are nazis
and your obviously going off of sterio typical american nazi propoganda wich is a whole diffrent story from ww2 nazis the only ones who killed jews were the s.s the men who were
just fighting for germany were warmacht and 3rd and 4th panzer devisions the warmacht were there before hitler stupid cunt shows how much lies and bullshit you know now run along troll you just got shut up and proven wrong if you dont beleive me read it again im done talking to you false commenting troll firetrucks. oh yeah and my best 2 freinds are black and italian and i have a fine ass girlfreind so i have nothing to be mad about and i can guarentee you have sead a messed up jew joke before so go suck one you anyoing troll enough has been sead go cry somwere else pussy.
Rule of the Internet Number 14: If you Argue with the Trolls, they win.
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Holy smokes! Look at all that naughty language! I can't tell if he is pissed off at me or narrating a Porno.
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ya well no one goes by that shit enough sead and that doesnt even exist pussy im done go drowned in your own tears gentleman.
So now you hate gays too. And your trying to tell me that you don't stereotype. FAIL
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With all the grammar ans spelling errors all I understood was that he called me a gentleman, I didn't have much ammo in that battle.
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so your still messaging me with false comments .FAIL
Your the one who messaged me dipshit.
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I literally laughed when I saw this message, he's acting like that I went after him. I just set bait and he took it.
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no shit because your trolling and writing racist shit
Do you even know what a troll is? If you actually did you would of given up and go an hero by now.
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An Hero: One that kills themselves for some stupid reason.
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what ? your message makes no sence oh and the only thing that made actual sence was do you actually know what a troll is and yes i do a kid who goes on a random video and talks shit out his ass just like you and stop playing with your pussy and type the words correctly so they make sence dumbass
No, its someone who causes trouble to get hilarious reactions from people. Like the ones you keep giving me.
Type the words correctly so they make sense? You're the one with the 20 grammatical and spelling errors. Let me correct your post.
What? Your message makes no sense. The only thing that made actual sense was "Do you actually know what a troll is?". And yes I do. It's a kid who goes on a random comment section for a video and talks shit out his ass, just like you. And stop playing with your pussy and type words correctly so they make sense, dumbass.
See that's better. And for your information my message makes sense to anyone who actually passed 2nd Grade.
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I love it when people go Grammar Nazi and can't even us grammar themselves. This is the worst instance I've ever seen and I needed to return the favor.
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actually no your getting mad and sending me messages so your no longer a troll your a queer. cry about it its called slang for your info. your just making no sence you should get
it by now since you repeated kindergarten 20 times your a virgin i garruntee it.
Your the one using childish insults on me. And you say I'm mad? How preposterous!
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I loved the message he sent me right here. First he uses the whole internet slang thing as an excuse to not use grammar when ironically he tried to make fun of mine. Then he repeated what I said in a different way and called me a virgin. Kids, this is an example of the typical reply us Trolls get.
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childish insults ahahah atleast i makes sence and by the way there not childish there on point your mad get over it hop off my dick.
How exactly can I hop off your penis? Once again, you claim to make sense but then contradict yourself
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This guy will be a great politician one day.
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THAT DOES MAKE SENCE DUMB ASS QUEER MEANS GET OUT OF HERE YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT MY PENIS BECAUSE YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CONTRADICT IS BECAUSE WHAT I SED WAS A METAPHOR WICH I ALREADY EXPLAINED SO HOP OFF MY DICK FAGET.
I see I made you rather angry. Did you break the caps lock button while pounding the keyboard with your timid fist?
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You know you are a successful troll when someone resorts to typing in all caps.
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YOUR NAME IS FRED FRED BUG YOUR SUCH A LOSER YOU TALK SHIT MAKE NO SENCE AND SAY BIG BOY WORDS THAT YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING TO YOUR A firetruckING IDIOT
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I didn't bother to reply to this one. I decided that now that I got what I wanted, my job is done. First I lol'ed, then I rofl'ed, then I lmao'ed. Luckily enough for me he decided to message me again. When someone keeps replying even when you stopped it means they are a huge jackass or a fellow troll. Judging by the fact trolls never use all caps then I know he is a Jackass.
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you keep sending me messages and my girlfreind is laughing at your pathetic ass and rolling on floor your a pathetic fail get over it you lost
Girlfriend? You mean the drugged up hooker outside your home?
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Whenever someone brings up their imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend you MUST and I repeat MUST make fun of her/him. It pisses them off A LOT and if your lucky, you will get messages from the girlfriend/boyfriend. Usually you won't because they are imaginary of course.
Another thing, whenever the other person claims you loose, it means you WIN
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no not your mom my girlfreind is laughing at you .
Are you sure she wasn't laughing at your penis size?
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Judging by the fact that he constantly uses the same petty insult over and over again as well as "your mom" he is probably 12, maybe 13.
This is the last part that I got. I don't know where he lives so its probably a different timezone. I'll continue to update this thread with new lulz.
For the next instance of my Trolling guide I will show you an example of a successful trolling spree.
Lately I have been trolling this one guy. I set bait by writing "Damn Krauts" on a video glorifying the German Army during WWII (no offense to Germans of course, just wanted to do some trolling)
This is the lovely string of PMs that occurred and is still going on. For privacy reasons I am keeping his name anonymous. Anything he says is bold and everything I say is italicized.
your a stupid firetrucking kid the s.s were the only ones who killed jews then there was the warmacht then panzer devisions and most of them were fighting for germany not hitler or facism you stupid jew cunt
I love how you try to prove your not racist and then call me a stupid jew cunt. How hypocritical. You must be a liberal and or democrat.
I don't know how obvious a troll I could be. I guess people will hate it if they get the chance.
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No offense to Liberals and Democrats, I'm just trying to piss him off as best as I can.
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actually your a troll for saying all germans were nazis on a video that wasnt yours and
talking out your asshole firetrucking troll 5 year old and your gunna call me a hypocrite
when i never was proving that i wasnt racist i was saying that not all germans are nazis
and your obviously going off of sterio typical american nazi propoganda wich is a whole diffrent story from ww2 nazis the only ones who killed jews were the s.s the men who were
just fighting for germany were warmacht and 3rd and 4th panzer devisions the warmacht were there before hitler stupid cunt shows how much lies and bullshit you know now run along troll you just got shut up and proven wrong if you dont beleive me read it again im done talking to you false commenting troll firetrucks. oh yeah and my best 2 freinds are black and italian and i have a fine ass girlfreind so i have nothing to be mad about and i can guarentee you have sead a messed up jew joke before so go suck one you anyoing troll enough has been sead go cry somwere else pussy.
Rule of the Internet Number 14: If you Argue with the Trolls, they win.
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Holy smokes! Look at all that naughty language! I can't tell if he is pissed off at me or narrating a Porno.
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ya well no one goes by that shit enough sead and that doesnt even exist pussy im done go drowned in your own tears gentleman.
So now you hate gays too. And your trying to tell me that you don't stereotype. FAIL
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With all the grammar ans spelling errors all I understood was that he called me a gentleman, I didn't have much ammo in that battle.
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so your still messaging me with false comments .FAIL
Your the one who messaged me dipshit.
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I literally laughed when I saw this message, he's acting like that I went after him. I just set bait and he took it.
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no shit because your trolling and writing racist shit
Do you even know what a troll is? If you actually did you would of given up and go an hero by now.
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An Hero: One that kills themselves for some stupid reason.
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what ? your message makes no sence oh and the only thing that made actual sence was do you actually know what a troll is and yes i do a kid who goes on a random video and talks shit out his ass just like you and stop playing with your pussy and type the words correctly so they make sence dumbass
No, its someone who causes trouble to get hilarious reactions from people. Like the ones you keep giving me.
Type the words correctly so they make sense? You're the one with the 20 grammatical and spelling errors. Let me correct your post.
What? Your message makes no sense. The only thing that made actual sense was "Do you actually know what a troll is?". And yes I do. It's a kid who goes on a random comment section for a video and talks shit out his ass, just like you. And stop playing with your pussy and type words correctly so they make sense, dumbass.
See that's better. And for your information my message makes sense to anyone who actually passed 2nd Grade.
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I love it when people go Grammar Nazi and can't even us grammar themselves. This is the worst instance I've ever seen and I needed to return the favor.
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actually no your getting mad and sending me messages so your no longer a troll your a queer. cry about it its called slang for your info. your just making no sence you should get
it by now since you repeated kindergarten 20 times your a virgin i garruntee it.
Your the one using childish insults on me. And you say I'm mad? How preposterous!
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I loved the message he sent me right here. First he uses the whole internet slang thing as an excuse to not use grammar when ironically he tried to make fun of mine. Then he repeated what I said in a different way and called me a virgin. Kids, this is an example of the typical reply us Trolls get.
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childish insults ahahah atleast i makes sence and by the way there not childish there on point your mad get over it hop off my dick.
How exactly can I hop off your penis? Once again, you claim to make sense but then contradict yourself
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This guy will be a great politician one day.
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THAT DOES MAKE SENCE DUMB ASS QUEER MEANS GET OUT OF HERE YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT MY PENIS BECAUSE YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CONTRADICT IS BECAUSE WHAT I SED WAS A METAPHOR WICH I ALREADY EXPLAINED SO HOP OFF MY DICK FAGET.
I see I made you rather angry. Did you break the caps lock button while pounding the keyboard with your timid fist?
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You know you are a successful troll when someone resorts to typing in all caps.
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YOUR NAME IS FRED FRED BUG YOUR SUCH A LOSER YOU TALK SHIT MAKE NO SENCE AND SAY BIG BOY WORDS THAT YOU DONT KNOW THE MEANING TO YOUR A firetruckING IDIOT
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I didn't bother to reply to this one. I decided that now that I got what I wanted, my job is done. First I lol'ed, then I rofl'ed, then I lmao'ed. Luckily enough for me he decided to message me again. When someone keeps replying even when you stopped it means they are a huge jackass or a fellow troll. Judging by the fact trolls never use all caps then I know he is a Jackass.
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you keep sending me messages and my girlfreind is laughing at your pathetic ass and rolling on floor your a pathetic fail get over it you lost
Girlfriend? You mean the drugged up hooker outside your home?
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Whenever someone brings up their imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend you MUST and I repeat MUST make fun of her/him. It pisses them off A LOT and if your lucky, you will get messages from the girlfriend/boyfriend. Usually you won't because they are imaginary of course.
Another thing, whenever the other person claims you loose, it means you WIN
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no not your mom my girlfreind is laughing at you .
Are you sure she wasn't laughing at your penis size?
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Judging by the fact that he constantly uses the same petty insult over and over again as well as "your mom" he is probably 12, maybe 13.
This is the last part that I got. I don't know where he lives so its probably a different timezone. I'll continue to update this thread with new lulz.