That's right folks. You need to write epic raps to save not only mankind, but the whole entire universe; AKA: The kh13 writing forum as we know it. WRITE, FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

 

 

1. No lyrics, GTFO.

2. People, please use your own original lyrics. No copy+paste.

3. 10 lines Minimum.

4. If it has innapropriate content, please mark it as such.

5. Make it actually like a rap. This is a RAP BATTLE, after all.

 

Round one has no Theme. Enjoy.

1. No lyrics, GTFO.

No lyrics? How are people suppose to write a song then?

I'm a lyrical genius, since that I will refrain posting my critical lines.

Ay Yo, y'all niggas poppin willy shit,

Lets see who really rich,

Ya'll rode the beat,

I'ma bout to pop a wheelie bitch,

Really this, I came up with on some silly shit,

Now look how good it is,

That show you who you dealing with,

Ya'll illy, Im Iller, I rep Illinois,

KingofH3ART, "why dont you call your chi-town boys."

Show me where they at,

I will destroy em,

Bout to firetruck somethin up,

I might as well call the lawyer,

 

 

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-Contains cussing-

 

 

 

Lol at this guy, "KingofH3ART"

SK3's on this thread now the battle is really about to start.

You act like your cool but you're just an illiterate firetruck

Try to challenge me and watch your dreams get crushed

 

Winning this battle is impossible for you

You're lyrics are shit, your originality is poo-poo

You talk about Chicago, profile your says you're from Tennessee

You rep Illinois, are you bullshitting me?

 

California rep here, I live by the beach

You say you skipped to 10th grade but from what I see you fail at speech

I've been here since 2010 n00b, you best recognize

When I win this whole thing, don't be surprised

SK3 man it's time to call it quits,

4 days in it,still im the fan favorite,

You flow is wack and outdated,

if i'd have to rate it,HATE IT!

time for the real king to authenticate it,

 

That means real. . .something you don't know about,

Reply back to me? i'll give yo ass something to flow about

On yo ass like two flys some shit and a cup,

better yet three lesbian girls in a firetruckin THREESOME,

Rap is MY game, you've took a wack at it,

You wack at it, so take a hint,

 

Rap noob, i eat you for breakfast,

Explicit language, ayy ven you need to test this,

When you go into War, mofo dig two graves,

Yo game needs practice like a black boy needs waves!!!

 

shoutout to Ventus for the thread aka -ven-

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You think you got this down,

but yo pussy rhymes don't fly.

My mama call me Ansem

and my peeps call me Wise!

 

You postin' all your problems

think you screamin' out your pain.

I'm swoopin' in to lay you down

I'm bringing out your shame.

 

SK3's got his pride

and King's got his power,

but Ansem's bringin' in the wrath

to end this rookie hour.

 

So I don't care where you're from,

Chicago, Tenn or Maine.

I'm stormin' down to end it all,

I'm bringin' in the rain!

Looks like these dudes haven't a clue

Watch me scrape them off my shoe while I start verse 2

1 year veteran, you think I'm playing son?

If you can't firetrucking count that means I'm number 1

 

You noobs have no idea who you're up against

I've been spitting different raps ever since I was 6

If you think you have a chance, you both are out of your minds

If failing at life was a crime, you both would be fined

 

I'm bringing out the lyrical heat, I know you're getting scared

But if you think you can beat me, your shit is downstairs http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.gif

You think you got this down,

but yo pussy rhymes don't fly.

My mama call me Ansem

and my peeps call me Wise!

 

You postin' all your problems

think you screamin' out your pain.

I'm swoopin' in to lay you down

I'm bringing out your shame.

 

SK3's got his pride

and King's got his power,

but Ansem's bringin' in the wrath

to end this rookie hour.

 

So I don't care where you're from,

Chicago, Tenn or Maine.

I'm stormin' down to end it all,

I'm bringin' in the rain!

 

 

My God That Was EPIC!!!!!

You all think your're so cool?

Your're all nothing but fools

Feel me now, and see how I row

Bringing the heat?

Thats just plain weak.

Dont even try to repeat after me

You'll only be left in dust

Doing nothing but weep

Face it. At the end of the day

Your just another wannabe as green as weeds

Look I Dominate to Pentrate,

And Infiltrate your Mental state,

Cross wires like an Interstate,

While still this skill I Demonstrate,

As a King I may conglomerate,

Who Constantly will elevate,

Verbally Drugging These rappers until... they cant rehibilitate,

This Chess game is stale mate,

Looks like you failed mate,

Suicide is your fate,

To the top is my place,

Call it moutherfukin space.

Hold up. Chill out and relax.

Im here to take it to the max.

As i recall this is stalemate.

So this fight lasts to another date.

No need to show so much hate

Just relax and give in to your fate.

The same old repeats are no longer cool

Listen and hear, you will gawk and drool.

Hope you dont give in and try your hardest mate

I'll be more than happy to reciprocate.

Look I Dominate to Pentrate,

And Infiltrate your Mental state,

Cross wires like an Interstate,

While still this skill I Demonstrate,

As a King I may conglomerate,

Who Constantly will elevate,

Verbally Drugging These rappers until... they cant rehibilitate,

This Chess game is stale mate,

Looks like you failed mate,

Suicide is your fate,

To the top is my place,

Call it moutherfukin space.

 

That shit was EPIC =0

Stalemate? Can't wait.

Ansem makes his own fate.

King's reachin' for the top,

but crumbles underneath my hate.

 

Vanitas comin' in the game

but always sprayin' out the same.

A shame he's playin' like he's sane,

I raise my hands and say a-gain.

 

My greed is like a toxin

rottin', feedin' on my enemies.

I don't pop, can't stop

until what's yours is mine and these

are MY RIGHTS, MY LIFE

you never take it back from me.

So bring your words, I take your shots,

the throne is mine so bring it, please.

Look I Dominate to Pentrate,

And Infiltrate your Mental state,

Cross wires like an Interstate,

While still this skill I Demonstrate,

As a King I may conglomerate,

Who Constantly will elevate,

Verbally Drugging These rappers until... they cant rehibilitate,

This Chess game is stale mate,

Looks like you failed mate,

Suicide is your fate,

To the top is my place,

Call it moutherfukin space.

 

This one is AWESOME!

OOOH Ansem the wise got game

But its a crying shame.

How far you are from my level

So it would be WISE for you to grovel.

See the difference between you me

Is I got a set between my knees.

Your greed is like a toxin?

More like a stupid little Doxin

Do what you want, just remember to sing

About how Vani ripped you apart, like a piece of string

(I can't resist but to join in...)

 

Oooh, now I see what's goin' on

Ya'll are arguin' over nothin'

I see you're all tryin'

And I see you're all somethin'

But now I gotta say man, just a little tip

Ya ain't gonna beat me, I'm gonna eat ya like dip

 

Ya'lls got talent

But I've got a multitude

Ya'lls got skill

But I've got an attitude

Ya'lls pretty epic

While Imma in solitude

But guess what ya'lls?

I'm gonna drive ya to the ground while you'll be plant food

 

Well, this's my first time rappin'

And I gotta say, "hey!"

Diggin' a grave for ya'lls is gonna make my day

Rest-In-Peace, dudes

And that's all I gotta say.

Noobs postin' again on this thread

Once I finish this verse you're gonna wish you were dead

But that's only if I don't kill you off first

I'm tired of all of these losers trying to talk dirt

 

SK3's about to do the dishes

Watch me laugh my ass off when I have you swimmin' with the fishes

I think it's time for you newbies to leave

Before I have the entire staff of this site grieve

Over the the loss of 4 members, and I'll kill off more

If you think I won't you can kindly step through that door

 

If I lose this battle it'll just be a fluke

So it's time for me to drop this tactical nuke

I'll get this kill streak going, taste my verbal cyanide

The new Holocaust this is verbal genocide

 

You shouldn't of messed with me thought I thought I said I was cold

I'm getting tired of this shit so prepared to get trolled

 

Noobs postin' again on this thread

Once I finish this verse you're gonna wish you were dead

But that's only if I don't kill you off first

I'm tired of all of these losers trying to talk dirt

 

SK3's about to do the dishes

Watch me laugh my ass off when I have you swimmin' with the fishes

I think it's time for you newbies to leave

Before I have the entire staff of this site grieve

Over the the loss of 4 members, and I'll kill off more

If you think I won't you can kindly step through that door

 

If I lose this battle it'll just be a fluke

So it's time for me to drop this tactical nuke

I'll get this kill streak going, taste my verbally cyanide

The new Holocaust this is verbally genocide

 

You shouldn't of messed with me thought I thought I said I was cold

I'm getting tired of this shit so prepared to get trolled

 

 

That was good.

 

You said ladies first, so we'll go the same time;

 

You need to bring ur best not them plain lame lines;

 

Im not infamous lyricist, and I dont show mercy;

 

My lyrics hit you so hard, they can feel it up in Jersey;

 

You already know my style, so why you wanna test sh*t?;

 

You been crossed out before u even reached my checklist;

 

Consider this an intro., Im going thru my menstrual;

 

So prepare to be shredded from ya dental to ya central;

We've got a situation

You're doubtin' my intuition

But now I'm on a mission

I'm gonna put you on probation

I don't need an invitation

Gonna crash on your vacation

 

'Till you know my constitution

Which is like an institution

Cause I got a motivation

It's called factorization

I'm gonna factor you out of this organization

The winner of round one is ATW.

 

This time, just go all out trash talking.

(These disses are just for fun, not meant to be taken seriously :lol: Just following the round theme)

 

It's really disappointing that I didn't win round one

But now that it's round two it's time to have fun

This should be easy, I'm up against a bunch of retards

Who only watch hentai and play with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

 

You're all a bunch of cunts, I hope you know

You derps have a wardrobe full of weaboo clothes

I'm telling the truth, what else am I supposed to do?

Now it's time to diss every single one of you.

 

AnsemTheWise, this dude is 21

On a Kingdom Hearts forum, has your life begun?

Registered nurse, that reads pussy to me

How dare you have the ovaries to challenge me

You're gonna need a nurse if you look at me wrong

You're just a stupid ass reject that wears a thong

 

KingofH3ART thinks he's cool

Because he skipped two grades in school

Little does he know he's still an ignorant fool

He wants to be a rapper but his rhymes are shit

Just give up your dream, you're never going to make it

You need to give up on life, man go jump off a bridge

You try to act big but you're just a little kid

 

 

This guy Vanitas, what a firetrucking spaz

You act like you snort coke up your ass

You're a firetrucking idiot, just get the firetruck out

You can't firetrucking rap dude just shut your mouth

I dare you to attempt to reply to this diss

Because the only thing you'll be doing after that is giving my ass a kiss.

 

 

Destati...Dream...XIII

What kind of firetrucking name is that?

You really should the last person trying to talk crap

Everything about you

Screams we-a-boo

And that's the truth

.....

You're 13 years old dude, your balls haven't dropped

You have no life and you listen to J-Pop

Just leave this battle now before I embarrass you more

Your little pansy ass can step right through that door

 

Just remember you all, you reply you die

If you are suicidal I guess a reply is worth a try

(I dare to replie you Sk3, Remember were friends ok? so don't get offended by this)

 

 

Sk3 you little piece of shit! Your a trolling wanna-be.

Who wants to suck dick all the time.

I'd ask nick to do a drive-by on your ass.

But the mass of his machine gun was too big.

And whats with the 8-bit? It sounds like a dick in kingsora3's mouth.

 

It's I, K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT a straight up G.

I need to take a pee.

I always get pussy everyday

Comming from a guy who is'nt gay.

But hey, they call me pussy licker.

Who can't get firetrucked by a ticker

 

Kingofheart you Weaboo you can't get any girl

All you do is listen to Aisan girls moan.

Sad because you play with barbie dolls

You need to go to the mall to pick up some bitches.

Your game has too much glitches To look for some bitches

 

 

DestinyDreamXll you need to take that dick out of yor ass

I can find some girls like you at the mall for happy hour

You can only suck a cock for 10$

Their's girls who can do it for a quarter

I look at the clock for the boarder

(No offense taken lol)

 

K3YBl4D3 KHIGHT...can't even spell your name right..

You actually decided to jump in this fight?

Your lyrics didn't even rhyme, what the firetruck

You replied to my rap so now you're out of luck, Chuck

 

If you're going to try to diss me at least learn how to spell

The only thing you are doing is displaying how much you fail

At life. Your diss didn't even put a sting on my day.

All you did to me was confess that you were gay.

 

I didn't even take long with this shitty reply, 5 minutes

I can write two lines and still win this

Oh, and I saw you mention KingSora3

You're a firetrucking idiot because KingSora's me.

(No offence taken. All of you, please don't get offending by this next one because I'm just sticking with this round's theme )

 

K3YBL4DE KNIGHT...

What a stupid name

Please get it out of sight...

Because it's just too lame

Yet into this rap battle,

You actually came

And since you really suck

To this thread, you bring shame

 

Your lyrics suck so bad

That I laughed like crazy

They're just so terrible...

You're obviously lazy

Then again, I suppose "suck" suits you

Since with a cock

That's all you ever do

 

And now, SK3...

Your raps are patheticly sad

There's somethin' I see

You're worse than bad

Just leave this thread be

I'm gonna call you a cad

Now here's a gift from me

I'm handing you a Maxi-pad.

 

You're getting worse each time

If you made a record deal

I wouldn't pay a dime

Then again, who'd make a deal with you?

With the money they'd make, they couldn't buy slime

They'd be worse than broke

For sponsering YOU, they'd even get fined