You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted! but you lose both of your hands in a horrific accident

 

i wish i had burger...

Granted you no have blood thirsty pet burger that hates you

 

I wish I had more pizza

Granted, but the pizza is covered in anchovies and pineapples.

 

I wish KH3DS came out tomorrow.

Granted but it is sold out before you can buy it and it will never come back

 

I wish my pizza didn't have anchovies

(I was thinking about genies today!)

 

Granted! But it's poisoned. DX

 

I wish I was a movie star!

Granted you are now an actual star which can be seen in a movie

 

I wish you genies weren't so mean

Granted! We're even meaner, so ***** ******* ********** * **** *** **** you.

 

I wish I didn't suck at singing.

I'm worried about what I might come up with for your wish. but Granted now you are less bad at singing, you don't suck just less bad but deffineltly not good

 

I wish I were on Conan Obrien

Granted. But you're hit by a truck 10 seconds later.

 

I will I had a katana....

Granted you will be killed one in 3, 2, now

 

I wish I wish genies were nice

Granted. Just not to you.

 

I wish Kingdom Hearts 2 had a multiplayer.

OUCH lol

 

Granted just not for you WHAT

 

I wish I could think up more wishes

Granted but you will forget a second later

 

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but the trip starts the day you die

 

I wish could think up more wishes, i'm dry

Granted, but the wishes you think up will get you killed.

 

I wish Pachirisu evolved into Emolga with good stats.

granted but it won't be yours or will ever happen to yours

 

I wish it would kill a terrorist instead

Granted... after you're killed by a road bomb planted by (guess who).

 

I wish for self-esteem. (Ha!)

Granted your body will now steam and make a really weird E sound

 

I wish I were more B.A.

Granted but you were'nt.

I wish to become more powerful than a genie.

 

P.S: Wasn't there already a forum game called Corrupt a Wish? Just pointing it out.

Granted, but I made you a tad bit more powerful than the weakest genie, so then all the genies made an army and killed you.

 

I wish that cheese will never grow mold.

Granted. But now it grows viruses.

 

I wish for a remake of Star Wars: Dark Forces.

GRANTED.

There will be no remake for star wars:dark forces,

I WISH THAT EVERYONE WORSHIPS ME AS A SUPERIOR INDIVISUAL AND BECOME KRATOS'S ASSISTANT!!!

Granted, but later on, you start drinking, and then you jump off a cliff.

 

I wish that my cheese wouldn't grow viruses.

granted but now it grows mushrooms

 

i wish i had a 3ds

Granted but then crazy fans riot your house and steal your game.

 

I wish my cheese never grew mushrooms.