You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but the world will end in 2 days.

I wish I could go shopping now.

Granted but since I hate shopping, it will be your last trip >83

 

I wish for good ol' PMD days...

Granted, I'm sure, but you are going to have to explain what PMD days are first.... O.o

 

I wish my parents would let me buy a motorcycle. >:]

Granted, but you'll never find one for sale.

 

I wish I had my GF by my side right now...

Granted, but only for ten minutes.

 

I wish for nothing.

Granted but then I gave you a cake

 

I wish for a water buffalo

Granted, yours is quick, but mine is slow.

 

I wish for a baby kangaroo.

Granted, but yours is pink, and mine is blue.

 

I wish that I wasn't the only one who got this reference.

Granted but I got the reference too >

 

I wish for... many things...

Granted, but wanting MANY things made your friends annoyed

I wish I was a Game Creator.

Granted, but the only game you created was Zelda II: The Legend of Link.

 

I wish that I had all the Zelda Manga.

Granted but they are in bad condition.

 

I wish for the poster below me to show a random kh13 quote.

Granted, but its Zola's quote.

 

I wish you had a quote for me

Granted but I cannot put it on the site.

 

I wish for a hedgehog!

Granted, but its not Sonic.

 

I wish I could lift things with my mind!

Granted, but you can only do it when it isn't helpful in any way.

 

I wish I could jump in and out of other peoples dreams when I am asleep.

granted, but then someone woke up when you were in their dream and you never woke up D:

 

i wish that i wasnt sick

Granted, everyone around your except for you gets sick.

 

I wish my room were painted like the inside of the TARDIS.

Granted, but your room collapses afterwards.

 

I wish I had some cake.

 

I wish I had some fish crackers.

 

I wish for a snare drum.

A picture of one for you.

 

 

I wish for a years supply of nerdy tube socks that all fit me.

Granted, but Me didn't like them, so he through it away, and continued his life.

 

I wish that I was finished with Great Bay temple in Majora's Mask.

Edited November 10, 201212 yr by Tycen

Granted, but you lose to Gyorg, and then you run out of time, so you have to start all over again on the first day.

 

I wish I knew where my Majora's Mask cartridge went...

Granted, but its broken like mine, so you buy the collectors addition for gamecube, then your brother takes gamecube and moves out,

I wish for a free trip to disney.