You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted.  You have INFINITE LIKES!  None of them count in the like points, though.

 

I wish I had a perception filter.

Granted whatever that is, I'm breaking that.

 

 

I wish Zola's wish wasn't broken.

Granted but now Zola is op white mage

 

I wish for nothing

granted but then I give you cookies!

I wish for a soprano saxophone

Granted, but the sound can only be heard by rabid dogs who attack you relentlessly every time you play.

 

I wish I could keep Eric Stuart in my closet.

Granted, but the sound can only be heard by rabid dogs who attack you relentlessly every time you play.

I'm okay with that

I'm okay with that

 

LOL!! WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?!

LOL!! WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?!

Because I love music so much that I'm willing to be attacked by dogs everytime I play

Because I love music so much that I'm willing to be attacked by dogs everytime I play

 

 

That sir....is dedication.... *tears up* I SALUTE YOU!!! *does so!*

That sir....is dedication.... *tears up* I SALUTE YOU!!! *does so!*

(i'm a girl ) *smiles* Music is my life.(and kingdom hearts )

I wish I could play an instrument ):

Granted, but then all of the instruments (except mine ) broke and could not be fixed.

 

I wish I had dragon wings!

Granted, but then all of the instruments (except mine ) broke and could not be fixed.

 

I wish I had dragon wings!

Granted, but the wings are attached to a dragon, who was enraged over the loss of my Viola and sacked your town for it.

 

I wish I owned a bag of holding.

Granted, but the wings are attached to a dragon, who was enraged over the loss of my Viola and sacked your town for it.

 

I wish I owned a bag of holding.

 

Granted, but it can only hold the dentures of old ladies....who find out and use their awesome kung fu ability to beat you to death.

 

I wish the customers at my job were nicer <____<

granted, but then they became disney princesses and they annoyed you to death

 

I wish for cookies

Granted, but the cookies are poisonous...and filled with salmon....

 

I wish Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt Season 2 would come out already!

granted but you are now forever in debt and can never have enough money to buy it

 

i wish i se would finish their set goals for versus 13 so that the could start working on the next KH game

Granted. We got ourselves another Sonic 06.

 

I wish for some kebabs

granted but they are undercooked and you suffer from food poisoning

 

i wish i had windows on my mac

granted, but then a dragon came by and ate your mac

 

I wish for this wish to not be crushed

Granted.

 

...Well s***

 

I wish for a wish to be crushed.

Denied.

 

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted but it doesn't work.

 

I wish for taco monsters to invade the canary islands.

Some day they will.

I wish for dancing Riku to my room

Granted but then he runs away and is never seen again

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted or crushed