You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted but its all rotten

i wish for ice cream that will never melt

Granted but it's bologna and cream-cheese flavor.

 

I wish for a Carrot of Throwing.

Granted: 

 

I wish for a stuff Prinny.

granted but its alive and evil

 

i wish that all good people could just be rid of the bad

Granted but I don't want to crush that wish

 

I wish that the world wasn't so much about money

Granted, but then it became all about gold

 

I wish for a pet umbreon (that wont runaway >_<)

Granted but it's yellow and red.

 

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but the a bird flies in, destroying your nothing.

 

I wish for a scissor.

granted but it's given to a serial killer after you.I wish for a cooike.

Granted but you are allergic to it

I wish for 3 wishes

Granted, but they have several restrictions. 

 

I wish for a 150" UHDTV 

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish Xoncron and Lexa could get over their writer's block.

Granted, but we write horrible fanfiction.

 

I wish for an alien invasion.

granted but they eat all of your hair, and then leave

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted or crushed

*ignores you wish*

 

I wish for my wishes to lose their restrictions

granted but, you have 5 minutes to live.I wish for new shoes.

granted but they are 5 sizes too small

 

i wish school never existed

Granted, we now have a pre-industrial society.

Video games no longer exist.

 

I wish for a PS3.

granted but then every game available for the console is now discontinued and the PS4 comes out

 

i wish for a PS Vita 

granted. its broken

 

I wish I could be kissed by riku

granted but he gets killed by xemnas immediately after the kiss

i wish for the keyblade Two Become One

Granted but you become the keyblade oWO

 

I wish for a Tardis

granted but you can only use it once

 

i wish for the kh13 like quota limit to be removed

Granted I will not crush this wish

 

I wish for a fish

granted but its dead

 

i wish for a minecraft giftcode