You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted it expired yesterday

 

I wish for a wish

granted but you just ran out of wishes

 

I wish to have a hedgehog

granted but it has a very serious and incurable disease

 

i wish school never existed

Granted but then everyone became dumb and we all ate each other. the end

 

I wish for a marching snare drum

granted but there is a hole in  the drum

 

i wish to be extremely rich

Granted, you are rich in flavor.

 

I wish for a money tree.

granted but its dead

 

i wish for lots of money

granted but you'll soon go broke a minute later

 

i wish i would play this game more

granted but im too lazt to think of something witty to break that wish

 

i wish for no drama2013 from this day forward

granted but there will be drama2014

 

i wish for a wish that cant be crushed

granted but it's bound to happen again anyways

 

I wish i could throw planes

Granteed, but first learn this.

I wish for a live pokemon.

granted but it is poisoned and you cant find an antidote

i wish for alienware

Granted,but not granted.

I wish for Wings.

Granted. You get broken wings.

 

I wish to create the Dragon Balls.

granted but they do nothing

 

i wish i had more wishes

Granted but Ur only getting two

 

I wish for some cupcakes

granted but they are mouldy

 

i wish i knew what the big PlayStation announcement is on the 20/2/2013

Granted but you will soon forget it

 

i wish everything was green

granted, now everything is covered in grass

 

i wish that i would never forget anything

Edited February 16, 201312 yr by Two Become One

granted but then you remember everything, even stuff that you want to forget

 

I wish I could march with the Santa Clara Vanguard marching band

granted I will not crush that wish

I wish for another slh

Granted, but the awesomeness of the first one killed the second one

 

I wish Edward was real

granted but you only have 3 seconds to tell him how big a fan you are and after that he will immediately return to his show

 

i wish keyblades were real

Granted. But you never have one, just the Chosen One.

 

I wish for more sleeptime.