You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but all sleep is constantly plagued by nightmares.I wish I didn't have to eat, and couldn't get hungry.

granted but now you are very parched and there isnt enough water in the world to satisfy your thirst

 

i wish for a cannonball

Granted, but then a tiger came by and ate it.

 

I wish I could bend water

granted but water never liked you

 

i wish i wished for it to be an hour early

granted but i dont know how to crush that wish

 

i wish i am too smart for school

Granted, but then you were not in school so you got dumber and you didnt know how to do anything

 

I wish I could speak latin

Edited February 28, 201312 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

granted but no one can understand you

 

i wish negative feelings never existed

Granted but the world must be balanced so no

 

I wish to be an inch taller

Granted but then everyone else grew an inch taller so nobody noticed that you grew

 

I wish my hair was naturally curly with pretty spirals (yes people, I am a girl )

Edited March 1, 201312 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

Granted but then it grew to be 50ft and you couldn't cut it

 

I wish that the next chapter in the manga I'm reading would come out.

 

  (I AM A GIRL TOO )

Granted but it comes out in the next 56 months

 

i wish i has some shoes

Granted, but they have a bunch of holes in them and fall apart D:

 

I wish that in the KH games, Demyx's somebody shows up randomly

Granted but he gets little screen time

 

i wish KH will not turn into another FF

granted but then kh lost its popularity and FF ruled over it

 

I wish that I was a professional snare player

Granted but then you weren't famous

 

I wish I didn't have any homework or tests...

granted, but then you just sat in school and did nothing but waste your time

 

I wish that I had silverish blue hair

Granted but it was so short that no one could tell D:

 

I wish that I could find my 3DS O__O ""

Granted, but it was broken when you found it

 

I wish that I didn't have to take exams

Granted! But you drop out of school and work at a McDonald's for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had a heart.

Granted, but Xemnas will steal it.

I wish for a Teddie-plush!!

granted but it runs away from you

 

i wish i was easily amused

Granted! But then you would be hard to be amused again.

 

Wish i can just fly p

Granted, but then you cant walk and you never live life the same

 

I wish that I could breath ice/fire

Edited March 9, 201312 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

Granted, but when its really hapeening, you havent too long live. 

I wish for a P4 arena marc publishing in eu . 

granted but im stealing your copy from you

 

i wish teddie was real