You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but she somehow managed to commit suicide

I wish I won the 2.5 Contest D,:

Granted, but Xehanort and time travel and things and stuff and now Xehanort switched out your winning vote for someone elses

 

I wish that my profiles background would come back.  Sora's cool and all, but I liked the animated sparkles and awful lot.

Granted, but it corrupts your profile, and causes you to lose your account on KH13.

 

I wish I could rename this Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but you will have to contact the dead members of kh13 to.

 

 

I wish to be the Queen of the Roleplaying Section. 

Granted, but you'll be EVIL queen.

 

...I wish CLAMP would continue X...

Granted with no repercussions. 

 

I wish I knew H.H in real life so we could hug. 

Granted but you go to prison for sexual harassment

 

I wish I was stupider

Granted...But you you become stupid enough to die.

 

 

I wish I was Riku.

Granted...but someone ate your hair. 

 

I wish....

Summer was over. 

NOW. 

Granted

the world blows up.

I wish for world peace

Granted, now everybody's a wuss, and aliens had no problems taking over our planet

 

I wish to have my own theme song

Granted, but be prepare to deal with haters and complaints 

 

I wish to be the most normal human 

Granted but....

you ended up looking like this

 

 

I wish to have a copy of FFXV in hand RIGHT NAOW!

Granted. but as the game isn't done you don't have the full game

I wish TO BE AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!

Granted but you get trapped in a magical box 

 

I wish I had a key that doesn't open anything 

Granted, but that key is your only house key.

 

 

I wish I knew when Ape Escape 4 comes out.

Edited August 11, 201411 yr by TheFinalPersonaKeyblade

Granted, but you get arrested and have to keep your mouth shut

 

I wish I was a spy

Edited August 11, 201411 yr by Bearanort

Granted, but you are found out quickly and that leads to a lot of big trouble for you

 

I wish I had a kitten named....wait for it.....RIKU! duh

Granted, but it is rabid so you have to put it down.

 

I wish I new the answer to every mystery surrounding Gravity Falls.

Granted

But Gravity Falls gets cancelled permanently and all previous episodes on the internet or recorded are deleted.

 

I wish that Clive Dove from Professor Layton games was real and spends time with me while I'm alive

Edited August 22, 201411 yr by khdayskh1314

Granted, but it is only for 120 seconds before he leaves you behind.

 

I wish for a chocolate doughnut that is still good and not poisoned. 

Granted, but its so sugary you go into a coma.

 

I wish for a tame pet wolf.

Granted, but wolves take over the planet, and make you their mate/leader

 

I wish for things to make sense

Granted...but someone ate your hair. 

 

I wish....

Summer was over. 

NOW. 

 

Granted: but the harshness of Winter will freeze your insides, and prevent you from peeing ever again.

 

I wish I had some icecream.....

Granted: but the harshness of Winter will freeze your insides, and prevent you from peeing ever again.

 

I wish I had some icecream.....

This one doesn't count due to not answering the one above your post.