You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, you're the first one to be hit by a meteor.

 

I wish I had the X-Blade!

Granted you lose every sword fight you are engaged in because of the shear weight of the blade and are finally killed horribly and ironically by a three year old with a gun

 

i wish a could fly

Granted. Here is your plane ticket. P.S., you still gotta pay for it.

 

I wish I had some bubblegum.

Granted, it’s on your shoe.

 

I wish for a sock monkey.

Granted. Here's your sock wearing monkey. P.S. It also has rabies

 

I wish I could go without sleep and never get tired.

Granted. Your memory is now in shambles since you cannot sleep to encode your members.

 

I wish for a dragon of my very own.

Granted, but it smells bad, weighs more than 1,111,111,111 pounds, and it has a constipation.

 

I wish for a microwave.

I wish I had a more desserts~~ Yummy~~ :rolleyes:

Granted, but you said deserts, right? Alright, your hometown is a desert and the harsh rays of the sun punish you for not granting solontap's wish!

 

I wish that at the end of the Xehanort Saga that Axel and Lea, and Roxas and Ven remain separate beings.

Granted. Lea and Ven are cut in half. The other halves are named Roxas and Axel.

 

I wish I had a cookie.

granted but a fat guy ate it

 

i wish i had a Zekrom in real life

Granted, but he dies instantly when he's summoned.

 

I wish I had a microwave (again)

Granted but the microwave exploded the first time you used it

I wish I could fly with angle wings

The wings will break when u try to fly with, and u will fall to ur doom MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i knew everything instead of going to school

Granted but your brain explodes from all the knowledge

I wish I had bat wings

Granted, your baseball bat has wings.

 

I wish for microwave to not explode.

Granted but it doesn't work when you need it

I wish I had Bat wings on myself

Granted, but they're on your ears.

 

I wish Verizon cell phones didn't require "Data Packages" for $30 more a month.

Granted but you only have one minute for it

I wish for angel wings on my back that will make me fly and not crash to my death or burst into flames

Granted. You now get airsick.

 

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Granted, you have a motor that goes into a cycle.

 

I wish for a taser that will work and won't backfire on me.

Granted. You accidentally hit your date with it.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but you lost them.

I wish for more rubis.

Granted but they were all stolen ten minutes later

I wish I had a working Ps3 that is perfect

Granted but it failed at being perfect.

I wish for more money.