You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but you eat its so fast that you made your stomach upset and throw up.

I wish for eternal life with eternal youth

Granted. Your stuck at 6 years old.

 

I wish for a mad scientist friend.

Granted but he dissected you and you died from loss of blood and your cuts

I wish I could transform into a chakram

ok before i do anything i look at my last wish and i wished for useless psychic powers and i got just that useless psychic powers. ok continuing on with the game.

 

granted but you transformed into a chakram in space

 

i wish genies continued to mess up my wishes

Granted but you forgot all your wishs(i suck at this game)

 

I wish Sora and Roxas was real

Granted, except now you're a video game character.

 

I wish school would start later in the year.

Granted, But you forgot when school startd so you where late(i really suck at this game lol)

 

I wish i could watch host club

Granted but your Mom forgets she gave you permission and grounds you for 5 years.

I wish for Magical guns!

Granted. But you don't have any mana to operate them, so now you have some nice paper weights.

 

I wish for a Chimichanga.

Granted, but you don't know what that is.

I wish to be a castle crasher.

Granted. You know have to kiss the Orange Princess.

 

I wish I had a healing factor.

Granted but you overused your power and never used it again.

I wish to be the Poison Castle Crasher.

Granted but you have to give me 40000 dollers

 

I wish i did't forget the e in awesome

granted but you forget the rest of the word

 

i wish that i sucked at videogames

Granted, but you weren't too good to begin with

 

I wish I was a cat

granted now you are a PUSSYcat

 

 

i wish i had 1 penny

Granted but the penny is huge and it crushes you

I wish I could transform into a scythe

just like soul

 

Granted but you are stuck as a scythe for the rest of your life

 

I wish I could finish crisis core

Granted but cuz of your wish you stopd the game

 

i wish....i wish for nothing!

Granted. You die.

I wish to become the Thunder Castle Crasher.

granted. but you exploded

 

i wish i ha the agancy super car from crackdown

Wish Granted. It stopped though, and zombies got you.

 

I wish I was 20.

granted. but you were so fat you can get up the stairs so you slept on the floor

 

(and your replay sucked theres no zombies in crackdown)

 

i wish for a twinkie

Granted. You find a roach inside it.

 

I wish for the Deadpool movie to come out.

Granted, but the movie sucks, and it goes out of theaters before you can see it.

 

I wish for world domination.