You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, Sora is alive but does not remember how to use the keyblade.

 

I wish for the ability to freeze and unfreeze time.

Granted, but you get stuck in somewhere in time.

 

I wish for a Key-Blade.

Granted - you know have a keychain.

 

I wish I could live in Fortree city.

Granted.... but you will never have money....

I wish i could see a meteor shower

Granted, it lasts 2 seconds.

 

I wish I could travel the world without having to pay money.

Granted, you join the circus and travel the world as a master of the aerial ropes.

 

I wish I could jump as high as Sora can.

Granted, but your head gets stuck in the ceiling.

 

I wish for it to be halloween everyday.

Granted, but people keep calling you a kid for being cool and dressing up.

 

I wish I could snuggle Terra a red panda

Granted, but it bites you and gives you an infection.

 

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it tries to kill you with a hammer.

 

I wish people will get the reference I just made.

Granted, but they don't know which one is itchy and which one is scratchy

 

I wish for a plate of cookies.

Granted, but they contain ingredients that you're allergic to.

 

I wish I was Iron Man.

Granted but magnetman just couldn't let go of you~

 

I wish for hearts. LOTS OF HEARTS.

Granted, but instead you got intestines..LOT'S OF INTESTINES!!!!

 

I wish my lips weren't "Chapted?" right now!~

Granted. You have no lips.

 

I wish I could go to a pokemon center in Japan.

Granted, you can go there but there are dangerous pokemon surrounding the building.

 

I wish for a jar that never runs out of dollar bills.

Granted, but it's a 10 mL jar, and you can only pull out $1:00 at a time.

 

I wish I could switch between being a human and a statue at will.

Granted. You're now stuck working as a statue man for min. wage.

 

I wish I had a money tree.

Granted, the tree has 50 brances that each grow 1 yen.

 

I wish for a vegetable farm to appear in my back yard.

Granted, but now so does everyone else in the world.

 

I wish for Sora's heart.

Granted, you now have his redish-pink gushing still alive heart.

 

I wish for a normal slice of bread.

Edited October 11, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted. You have a perfectly normal slice of pumpernickel.

 

I wish I could send all the cool people on this site a wayfinder of their own.

Granted, but there all purple.

 

I unwish for Sora's heart. (take it back.)

Edited October 11, 201213 yr by Sora's Baby

Granted, Sora's heart no longer exists.

 

I wish to be able to cook anything perfectly.

Granted, but something always happens to the food before you can eat it.

 

I wish I could Ghost Drive like Aqua.