You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but only one piece for u.

 

I wish for a Keyblade.

Granted but it's a toy.

 

I wish the justice league comic was getting cancelled instead of the Blue Beetle comic.

Granted, but they take away his powers and make it a comic about his favorite shoes.

 

I wish for pi.

Granted, you now have a piece of paper that says 3.14159265359.....

 

I wish for a coat that when I put it on my whole body feels like it's 60 degrees.

Granted, but it feels like 60 degrees because it actually makes your body temperature 60 degrees, which gives you hypothermia.

 

I wish my spit was antiseptic.

Granted, but only in gaseous state.

 

I wish I were invisible.

Granted but only for 000000.00000001 second.

 

I wish I knew how the 'posts' system worked in kh13.

Granted.

Rp,random and forum games do not add to you post count.

 

I wish for a pie.

Granted. It's the most delicious pie in the world. It is a pie that makes heaven jealous.

Also if you eat it your existence will be negated.

Granted??

 

I wish I could be a demi-god

Granted, but you are killed by a hydra.

 

I wish for 10 rupees.

Granted, but you hurt someone's chicken and you must pay for it.

 

I wish that my freaking cat loved me

Granted, but only for one day.

 

I wish I could transform into anything I want.

Granted, but you can only transform into things that are made of stone.

 

I wish for 99 bottles on a wall.

Granted, but they're made of ice and melt.

I wish for a word.

Granted, but it's fallen into darkness.

 

I wish I could do gymnastics.

Granted but one falls down :<

 

I wish for my stupid firetrucking cold to let go of me xC

Granted, but another one grabs on as soon as it lets go.

 

 

Granted, but it's fallen into darkness.

 

I wish I could do gymnastics.

 

How does a word fall into darkness?

Granted, but now you feel tired and have to take a nap.

 

I wish I could have power over time.

Granted but you end up like Snake, the snakeman.

 

I wish for my stupid firetrucking cold to let go of me xC

 

EDIT: WTF DID I JUST TYPE?

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by Shera Wizard

Granted, but now you feel tired and have to take a nap.

 

I wish I could have power over time.

 

Granted, you can now increase the rate of time's passage by +/- .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

I wish for a gauntlet I might throw down.

Granted but it's evil and now you lose you soul.

 

I wish for FRIDAY.

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by Shera Wizard

Granted, it is now friday.

 

I wish I could ryhme all the time.

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted, but the word you have to rhyme with is xylophone.

 

I wish for teleportation powers.

Edited October 19, 201213 yr by Gambler'sApprentice

Granted now you can only teleport 1m away.

 

I wish for sea salt ice cream.