This game is when someone does something really traumatic like the person pulls out a gun or points a knife at you. Though, heres the fun part, you say something really random like "DON'T SHOOT I'M PREGNANT!" and its a dude . Something completely random it can be as long as you can think, though lets not make it a paragraph

 

I'll start

*guy pulls out a gun, points the gun at me and turns it sideways*

HOLY CRAP IS A FREAKING KILL SHOT!!

*Guy pulls a gun out and points it at me*

"NO DONT KILL ME!!! IM A VIRGIN! THATS WHY I EAT ALOT OF VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I GOT RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!"

*guys gets a hammer out*

NOOOOO NOT THAT HAMMER ANYTHING BUT THE HAMMER!! LEAVE MY PRECIOUS THUMBS OUT OF THIS!!!

*Guy pulls a gun out and points it at me*

"NO DONT KILL ME!!! IM A VIRGIN! THATS WHY I EAT ALOT OF VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I GOT RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!!!"

 

I can tell what country you're talking about .

Well....

Guy gets a knife and approaches me...

I'm TOO YOUNG TOO DIE I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT MY LIFE YET!PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE A NO LIFE FOR THE END OF MY LIFE LET ME BE SOMEONE PLEASE!

*Guy pulls out gun and approaches me*

-Spins around and kicks his wrist, knocking the gun out of his hand and sending him to the ground.- Stay there. I want you to beg for mercy cause I'm up here and your friggin down there motherf***er.

*guy pulls a gun on me*

 

You cant shoot me! My man has TWO JOBS! TWO!

*my older sister pulls a knife on me*

 

do it and i'll come back as a clown destiny

 

*my sister runs away screaming

*random freggin creepy girl comes out to me*

her: marry, marry, marry, marry, marry...

Me: "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!!!!"

*Monster comes attacking the city*

 

ME: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!

 

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*girl comes up to me and slaps me for no reason*

 

Oh this so going on my Death Note! when I get one...

*guy pulls out a mace and starts to twirl it around*

OH DAMN IT HE BROUGHT THE MIDDLE AGES BACK!!

*people gang up on me in a dark alley*

...THE POWER OF SARDINES!!!!

*a random girl comes and throws a rock at my stomach*

OW! THEIR GOES MY APPETITE!! THANK YOU RANDOM GIRL!!!!

*random person burns my house down

GREAT NOW IM A HOBO

*guy burns down the forest behind my house*

NOOO NOW WHERE WILL I HIDE FROM CHORES!!!! *notices said that out loud* CRAP I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!!!

*cute 6-10 year old girl passes by me*

That girl is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!! I wish I could take her home and... *notices that I'm inside a bus and said it out loud* ...Crap...

*prepares to fight some random guy*

You're going down, you sad excuse for a person!!!

Random guy: Wait, wait, wait, time out. Is violence really necessary?

Yes, yes it is.

Random guy: Time out, let me get my weap's, in slow-mo!

Wow, the guy is actually in slow-mo. How does he do that?

Random guy: Orange juice, lots and lots of orange juice.

*A sexy lady pull out a wip*

 

Lady: You've been a bad boy

 

Me: I've been VERY bad

 

 

Lady: Show me what you got

*A guy pushes me to the ground* Note I did this

What the hell?! *Looks at the guy glaring* That's it your paying for that now I have to wash my white shirt for school *Takes bag with all my books totaling a good ten pounds and hits the guy in the head with it.*

Why you soo agressive-mon?

 

 

NOOOO mon! I have my own bag mon! What is dis? What kind of Hippy are you mon!? 63$ my ass mon!

*Jamakin hippy offers me mans favorit plant*

*A hippy pushes my because i'm not wearing a peace sign*

*Glares and pushes it in a muddle puddle* Take that Hippy!

The top part of my sig was made for this thread~

God, what the hell is that in your hand? a gun? Oh gosh, it's worse than I thought! It's okay, I'll take you home and we'll solve this- It'll be okay, we need a better gun. I'll teach you real taste in weaponry! First, we go to Walmart- You know, they have guns in the corner. You can use that.... thing, you have to break the glass. We can get an AK-47, some shotguns... anything is better than that pistol. Then, I can take you to a shooting practice place near my house, it seems you are unexperienced. After that, we can continue this conversation.

*girl walks up to me and confesses her love*

YES! IT'S OVER 9000!

*guy demands me for my money*

Well hello there. *gets out mallet* now what was it that u wanted again????

*Mafian looking for his "plant "* its mine!