I. GOT. A. NEW. PHONE.

I have been using a freaking Nokia, (yes a legit nokia) and the nokia drove me firetrucking crazy. It never worked, and every time I threw it agents the wall, it would not break. My mom finally got me a phone. A nice Droid. ;u; AND IT WORKS LOVELY!

So now what should I do with the nokia?

Call someone

Make it into a horcrux? Oh, but then you would have to kill someone (try the nokia).

Um...attempt to destroy it? (IMPOSSIBLE!)

Use it as a weapon to take out stalkers? (Like Terra, for instance)

Sell it online? (Some people will pay serious money for one of the worst phones ever to be invented. Gotta love nostalgia)

Fall in love with it and eventually marry and have kids. Then sell the story rights to Hollywood, where they'll turn it into a rom-com starring Jennifer Aniston playing you.

Oh, my goodness. This is one of those moments where I would be a smart ass. Okay, I'll give you advice. Uh, recycle it? Burn it? Smash it? Give it to a friend as a birthday present and yell "Surprise!" Or give it to your parents and say "I got you a good birthday present. Or bury it in the bottom of your drawer, never to be seen again. Or, drop it off a cliff and see what happens.

Aqua where have you been

THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!

Aqua where have you been

 

Mom's.

Mom's.

 

I missed you sense of humor

Buy an iPhone. They aren't as cheap.

Put it in the microwave

Give it to a little kid so they can play house or secret agents with it?

CALL ME

 

drop it in a batch of acid and drop the acid in a volcano, wait till the volcano erupts and bust out your metal detector 500$ says its still there

SEXT ME WOMAN

 

jk

 

i still luv u tho

 

As for the Nokia. . . . launch it at the Sun. Or throw it into a big black hole.

Blend it.

Nokias are indestructible.

Send it to space.

Nokias are indestructible. Send it to space.

D: THERE'S ALREADY ENOUGH SPACE GARBAGE. We need to throw it into the sun.

Buy an iPhone. They aren't as cheap.

 

:yaoming:

Please the Droid is where its at.

Burn it like this guy in the gif................

Nokias are indestructible.

Send it to space.

 

Make a fortress with more Nokias like that.

 

When 2012 comes, you'll survive.