I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

I have two:

 

(Here's a lame science joke/pun)

 

Atom #1: Help, help! I lost an electron!

Atom #2: Are you sure?

Atom #1: Yes! I'm positive!

 

And for my next trick!

 

i used to work at a soup factory but then i got canned

yay! new posts!! anyways

 

people are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow

people who make period jokes are bloody stupid

i changed my iPod's name to Titanic, it's synching now.

At least Cloud could fufill his Final Fantasy...

 

YOU CAN'T DIE YET!

firerubies thanks for reviving

 

being possessed by xehanort must be terra-fying

 

/shot

I think this was used before

but whatever

 

What do gay horses eat?

 

 

 

Haaaaaayyyyyy

Little known fact: some old folks' homes are actually really secure. Each door is guarded by a century.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

The bike can't stand because it's two-tired

Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off? that's ok he's all right now!!

 

Adventure Time, GO---

I always eat french fries on Friday.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.