I love puns. So I guess this is sort of a game. Just post puns (don't have to be KH related) I'll start.

 

I was gonna tell you a bad Kingdom Hearts pun... then I realized that would be HEARTLESS of me

i know we gotta beat the men in black, but i dont have a heart to be a hero.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

did you know about the gambling professor, his problem got so great it sliced him in the end.

you think im cute? aww get otter here

A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The person who made "knock knock" jokes deserves a 'No bell' prize.

Bread and Butterflies

 

A Rocking Horse Fly

 

Little Bread and Butterflies kiss the Two Lips~

 

I rose from the dead to cell your souls.

B)

I love life, but now I'm dying to meet you.

 

This is genius 

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough

 

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest

 

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

 

XDXDXDXDXDXD

Krillin, krillout.

"i think i'll pass. my heart wouldn't be into, you know! not like we have hearts anyways right?" Axel

"You know. My C-A-T!"

"TEA?"

 

^ thats from Alice in Wonderland Love that film.

I AM ERROR how was ditc'h? x3;