SE Worker: It's those Kingdom Hearts fiends. They won't stop requesting Kingdom Hearts 3 to be released and when it will come out.
Nomura: *laughs* Let those fools wait.
SE Worker: But Nomura-san, haven't you trolled them enough?
Nomura: Hmph. It doesn't matter. They will just have to wait 7 years for the next numbered title to begin development.
SE Worker: It's 2012 Nomura-san...
Nomura: O.o Already?
SE Worker: Does that mean you'll start your first sketch for Kingdom Hearts III?
Nomura: No.
SE Worker: What will you do then? Make them wait with more fillers? How about a Kingdom Hearts: coded 2? You could always make that BBS V2 that you put in BBS FM's secret trailer just to mislead fans into thinking you were actually making a completley new title or a movie.
Nomura: I might. Or I could just keep saying "Kingdom Hearts III is not a confirmed title, with Final Fantasy Versus XIII hindering it's development, it won't come out until after 2012." Every year I'll say the same exact thing.
SE Worker: Why don't you just troll them with more spin-offs and the same response to every Famitsu interview regarding Kingdom Hearts III?
Nomura: That's exactly what I'll do.
Nomura: Trololololololo.
Kingdom Hearts III
Director: Tetsuya Trollmura
Release Date: TBA after the world ends December 2012.
SE Worker: Nomura-saaan.
Nomura: What is it?
SE Worker: It's those Kingdom Hearts fiends. They won't stop requesting Kingdom Hearts 3 to be released and when it will come out.
Nomura: *laughs* Let those fools wait.
SE Worker: But Nomura-san, haven't you trolled them enough?
Nomura: Hmph. It doesn't matter. They will just have to wait 7 years for the next numbered title to begin development.
SE Worker: It's 2012 Nomura-san...
Nomura: O.o Already?
SE Worker: Does that mean you'll start your first sketch for Kingdom Hearts III?
Nomura: No.
SE Worker: What will you do then? Make them wait with more fillers? How about a Kingdom Hearts: coded 2? You could always make that BBS V2 that you put in BBS FM's secret trailer just to mislead fans into thinking you were actually making a completley new title or a movie.
Nomura: I might. Or I could just keep saying "Kingdom Hearts III is not a confirmed title, with Final Fantasy Versus XIII hindering it's development, it won't come out until after 2012." Every year I'll say the same exact thing.
SE Worker: Why don't you just troll them with more spin-offs and the same response to every Famitsu interview regarding Kingdom Hearts III?
Nomura: That's exactly what I'll do.
Nomura: Trololololololo.
Kingdom Hearts III
Director: Tetsuya Trollmura
Release Date: TBA after the world ends December 2012.