WHY WHY WHY!? THE VILLAIN IS ALWAYS BLACK!

 

NOMURA, YOU RACIST!

What the firetruck is this.

 

First, top typing in CAPS it makes you look like you dont know how to use the internet.

Second, Whyyyyyy?

Considering he's been exposed to darkness for decades, it is to be expected.

 

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT ROB.

 

I FIGURED OUT NOMURA'S LITTLE SCHEMES. THAT RACIST *********.

 

WARRIORS OF LIGHT(SORA, RIKU, KAIRI, MICKEY, DONALD, GOOFY, AXEL, ROXAS, VENTUS, TERRA, AQUA, XION, ANSEM): WHITE PEOPLE

 

THOSE WHO FOLLOW DARKNESS(XEHANORT, ANSEM SOD, XEMNAS, XIGBAR): BLACK PEOPLE.

 

SO BY NOMURA'S LOGIC, LIGHT = WHITE SKIN, DARKNESS = BLACK SKIN. NOMURA! firetruck YOU!!!?

 

You don't think black people can have good looks? you racist dastard

 

NO, I NEVER SAID THAT. WHY HE WOULD WANT TO BAKE HIS SKIN AND MAKE IT DARK IS WHAT I SAID. PLEASE DON'T MISINTERPRET WHAT I SAY.

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT ROB.

 

I FIGURED OUT NOMURA'S LITTLE SCHEMES. THAT RACIST *********.

 

WARRIORS OF LIGHT(SORA, RIKU, KAIRI, MICKEY, DONALD, GOOFY, AXEL, ROXAS, VENTUS, TERRA, AQUA, XION, ANSEM): WHITE PEOPLE

 

THOSE WHO FOLLOW DARKNESS(XEHANORT, ANSEM SOD, XEMNAS, XIGBAR): BLACK PEOPLE.

 

SO BY NOMURA'S LOGIC, LIGHT = WHITE SKIN, DARKNESS = BLACK SKIN. NOMURA! firetruck YOU!!!?

 

 

 

NO, I NEVER SAID THAT. WHY HE WOULD WANT TO BAKE HIS SKIN AND MAKE IT DARK IS WHAT I SAID. PLEASE DON'T MISINTERPRET WHAT I SAY.

 

 

I'm honestly wondering how he is black.

 

OH GOLDIE

NOW I KNOW

YES I AGREE FOR DIS ONE

 

NOW EXCUSE ME

 

WHILE

I

LAUGH

MY

ASS

OFF

In Kingdom Hearts, light and darkness work in reverse; being exposed to darkness gives you a tan, while light makes you pale (That's why Sora and Riku are as white as a picket fence despite living on a tropical island for their entire lives)

If you have any other questions about the Kingdom Hearts universe feel free to ask me!

 

 

 

I'm honestly wondering how he is black.

 

OH GOLDIE

NOW I KNOW

YES I AGREE FOR DIS ONE

 

NOW EXCUSE ME

 

WHILE

I

LAUGH

MY

ASS

OFF

 

YOU CAN LMAO ALL YOU WANT. I BELIEVE XIGBAR IS BLACK.

 

WELL, MAYBE HE ISN'T.

Not really black, so much as some kind-of-brown-that-can't-accurately-be-described-because-he-shares-the-same-facial-structure-as-everyone-else.

Guys, you're missing the most obvious answer... he's tan b/c of all the sun tan lotion he put on while living on Density island. Duh. that was the first thought that came to my head.

Edited July 8, 201213 yr by Spiney

This thread is colored black with fail trolling.

In Kingdom Hearts, light and darkness work in reverse; being exposed to darkness gives you a tan, while light makes you pale (That's why Sora and Riku are as white as a picket fence despite living on a tropical island for their entire lives)

If you have any other questions about the Kingdom Hearts universe feel free to ask me!

 

IS SORA A BOY OR A GIRL?

 

IS MALIFICENT GRAY?

If villains are always black, wouldnt it be racist to make him white?

YOU CAN LMAO ALL YOU WANT. I BELIEVE XIGBAR IS BLACK.

 

WELL, MAYBE HE ISN'T.

 

Colorblind.

If villains are always black, wouldnt it be racist to make him white?

 

NOPE. ONE WHITE VILLAIN WON'T HURT.

 

 

IS SORA A BOY OR A GIRL?

 

IS MALIFICENT GRAY?

 

*headdesk*

IS SORA A BOY OR A GIRL?

 

IS MALIFICENT GRAY?

 

*headdesk*

 

Please....do something oh modly person b4 it becomes worse (not lock but use your modly words)

IS SORA A BOY OR A GIRL?

 

IS MALIFICENT GRAY?

 

Sora is male

In terms of skin tone, Maleficent is greenish gray, most likely in tune with her green magic. This is most likely meant to represent unhealthiness, and provide a contrast for the heroine of story from which she originates.

 

 

*headdesk*

 

HEY, HE DID SAY ANY QUESTION, RIGHT?

 

WHAT IS SHE? NOMURA PROBABLY PAINTED HER GRAY TO REPRESENT THE FACT THAT SHE'S A CHARACTER ON THE SIDE OF DARKNESS!

 

THAT'S WHY MALIFICENT IS GRAY IN Kingdom Hearts!

NOPE. ONE WHITE VILLAIN WON'T HURT.

 

All villains are white but Ansem SoD and Xehanort are tanned.

 

Colorblind.

 

 

All villains are white but Ansem SoD and Xehanort are tanned.

 

XEMNAS, OOGIE BOOGIE, URSULA, MONSTRO, JAFAR, AND MALIFICENT AREN'T!

XEMNAS, OOGIE BOOGIE, URSULA, MONSTRO, JAFAR, AND MALIFICENT AREN'T!

 

They're not black either.

Edited July 8, 201213 yr by Golden Ultima

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT ROB.

 

I FIGURED OUT NOMURA'S LITTLE SCHEMES. THAT RACIST *********.

 

WARRIORS OF LIGHT(SORA, RIKU, KAIRI, MICKEY, DONALD, GOOFY, AXEL, ROXAS, VENTUS, TERRA, AQUA, XION, ANSEM): WHITE PEOPLE

 

THOSE WHO FOLLOW DARKNESS(XEHANORT, ANSEM SOD, XEMNAS, XIGBAR): BLACK PEOPLE.

 

SO BY NOMURA'S LOGIC, LIGHT = WHITE SKIN, DARKNESS = BLACK SKIN. NOMURA! firetruck YOU!!!?

 

 

 

NO, I NEVER SAID THAT. WHY HE WOULD WANT TO BAKE HIS SKIN AND MAKE IT DARK IS WHAT I SAID. PLEASE DON'T MISINTERPRET WHAT I SAY.

 

WHAT IF HE HAS A THING FOR BLACK PEOPLE HUH? DONT JUDGE HIM!

NO HE'S MEXICAN!

Because black guys are bigger

Because black guys are bigger

 

INDEED.

Sora ain't white! He's got that sexy sun-kissed skin. x3 You may be confusing him with Vanitas. =w=

NOMURA, I HOPE YOU'RE READY. I WILL ********** YOU.