This could easily be the greatest creation by man in human history. It easily trumps the wheel and the printing press.
It is the Banana Slicer made by Victorio Kitchen (model type 571B)
This amazing device is guaranteed to cut your banana in even slices in a matter of seconds. Your morning and afternoon snacks will no longer be times of frustration trying to cut your banana in bite size pieces one at a time. This invention does it for you. It is highly durable, stylish, and ensured to satisfy. But don't take my word at it. Look at what other owners have to say about this innovative creation.
I have to say, I can't possibly think of a better use of one's intelligence than the creation of the 571B Nana Slicing device. Why on earth would anybody which to contribute to medical advances, or bridge he gap between nations whom have been at war for decades when you could spend the time creating this splendid product?
It is a far superior design to that of the wire item that was created circa the 1960s to slice eggs using the same principle. As of course plastic is a far more sustainable and recyclable production substrate.
I would be completely unable to go about my daily life bereft of this product as I don't appear to have any ability to apply myself enough to think of an alternative kitchen utensil to slice a banana!
When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.
I used to be self conscious before I found the banana slicer. I would get awful gawks from men and comments like, oh yeah eat that banana girl . Now I can eat my banana in peace. Thank you for making the banana classy again.
As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.
Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys
This could easily be the greatest creation by man in human history. It easily trumps the wheel and the printing press.
It is the Banana Slicer made by Victorio Kitchen (model type 571B)
This amazing device is guaranteed to cut your banana in even slices in a matter of seconds. Your morning and afternoon snacks will no longer be times of frustration trying to cut your banana in bite size pieces one at a time. This invention does it for you. It is highly durable, stylish, and ensured to satisfy. But don't take my word at it. Look at what other owners have to say about this innovative creation.
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