Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

did you know that cats play tennis in the fireplace?

Did you know there's a beaver living on your elbow?

giraffes play soccer on the ceiling of your kitchen every thursday

Hippos play Janga in your basement every Friday.

zebras play chess in your attic every sunday

I will find you

elmo lives in your shampoo bottle

The Cookie Monster lives where you'd least expect him

the muppets dance around your room during the night

big bird sleeps in the tree in your neighbourhood 

Sora likes play with electricity.

When the sun goes down and the lights burn out

 

Then it's time for you to shine

 

Brighter than a shooting star

 

So shine no matter where you are

 

Fill the darkest night with a brilliant light

 

'Cause its time for you to shine

 

Brighter than a shooting star

 

So shine no matter where you are... tonight~

I keep pictures of all of you stuffed into my belly button 

winnie the pooh is a badass , and he will the next Final Boss in the KH3.

I danced with a shampoo bottle at midnight on new years day

Flying Pandas (with cute wings:3 ) everywhere :0

Frieza loves Circuit City O.o

Someone will eat Ur bones in two days

Not if I eat them first

I can fly : weeeeeeeee

sometimes I chew on my alarm clock

My teacher is a dragon.

I play my saxophone for our houseplants sometimes

The penguins can fly. You can see they out your window.

I dressed up as a butterfly on halloween and I sang a song about cats (not really!!!)